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Funny Quotes: A study of 3,000 adults found that sleeping on the left side of the bed makes you more positive and cheerful.


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Funny Quote: You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy.


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Quotes about Funny: I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!


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Quote about Funny: How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?


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Funny Sayings: A foolish man listens to his heart a wise man listens to cookies


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Funny Saying: Anxiety disorders are the most common mental illness in the U.S., affecting 40 million adults in the United States age 18 and older.


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Funny Greetings: I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.


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Funny Messages: An Aries will get impatient if theres too much talking and less action.


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Sayings about Funny: Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.


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Saying about Funny: Passion is like rain. I am the storm


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Funny Quotes: My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.


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Funny Quote: The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. -Peter Ustinov


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Quotes about Funny: A week old baby can distinguish their mother's voice and at two weeks, they can start to recognize their father's voice.


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Quote about Funny: I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.


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Funny Sayings: The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. -Woody Allen


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Funny Saying: I wish I had the nerve not to tip.


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Funny Greetings: Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation.


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Funny Messages: Hate the rumors, hate your bullshit. Hate these fucking allegations. -Drake


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