Collect Your Jar of Quotes

look-to-the-next-world-for-perfection-look-at-this-one-for-its-opposite
i-can-give-you-1040-good-reasons-why-i-hate-the-government
where-art-thou-that-is-home
obviously-comedic-styles-do-change
it-makes-a-great-deal-of-difference-whether-one-wills-not-to-sin-or-has-not-the-knowledge-to-sin
life-is-far-too-short-to-be-sad-to-be-mad-to-hold-regret-to-look-back-to-be-depressed-and-to-be-unkind-be-nice-and-do-good-everyday-is-new
nothing-really-mattress-couldnt-chair-less
he-who-puts-out-his-hand-to-stop-the-wheel-of-history-will-have-his-fingers-crushed
we-all-have-that-one-friend-that-who-used-to-mean-the-world-to-us-and-now-you-cant-trust-a-single-word-that-comes-out-of-their-mouth
touch-it-gently-put-two-fingers-inside-if-its-wide-use-three-fingers-make-sure-its-wet-and-rub-up-and-down-yep-thats-how-you-wash-a-cup
if-youre-going-to-start-a-fire-you-betta-be-prepared-to-deal-with-tha-heat-and-feel-tha-burns
most-of-the-obstacles-we-encounter-in-life-are-difficult-to-overcome-because-they-are-mentally-conceived-fighting-them-physically-is-futile
to-learn-who-rules-over-you-simply-find-out-who-you-are-not-allowed-to-criticize
people-who-are-always-taking-care-of-their-health-are-like-misers-who-are-hoarding-a-treasure-which-they-have-never-spirit-enough-to-enjoy
using-these-unnamed-sources-if-done-properly-carefully-and-fairly-provides-more-accountability-in-government
i-do-the-same-exercises-i-did-50-years-ago-and-they-still-work-i-eat-the-same-food-i-ate-50-years-ago-and-it-still-works
and-the-truth-is-i-dont-miss-you-i-miss-who-i-thought-you-were