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as-my-father-used-to-tell-me-the-only-true-sign-of-success-in-life-is-being-able-to-do-for-a-living-that-which-makes-you-happy
when-i-go-to-my-live-shows-its-often-a-multigenerational-audience-a-family-bonding-experience
why-course-its-unlikely-i-said-oh-by-far-the-awesomeest-things-in-world-often-are-al-yankovic
a-lot-artists-have-really-been-supportive-over-years-al-yankovic
the-irony-is-course-that-my-career-has-lasted-whole-lot-longer-than-some-people-ive-parodied-over-years-al-yankovic
he-died-long-painful-death-however-youll-be-happy-to-hear-that-just-few-years-later-he-was-reincarnated-as-shirley-maclaine-al-yankovic
kind-wish-i-was-dead-maybe-ill-blow-my-brains-out-mama-maybe-ill-go-bowling-al-yankovic
i-love-way-they-run-in-fright-when-i-turn-on-kitchen-light-and-when-i-squish-them-on-ground-they-make-pleasant-crunchy-sound-al-yankovic
i-can-bend-paper-clips-into-shapes-small-animals-al-yankovic
every-night-for-dinner-we-had-big-chunk-dirt-al-yankovic
i-dated-siamese-twins-i-slept-with-big-foot-too-get-me-on-sally-jesse-put-me-on-donahue-al-yankovic
i-think-that-nerds-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-have-only-gotten-more-hip-assimilated-into-culture-al-yankovic
people-that-were-little-nerdy-in-high-school-would-look-up-to-me-know-it-gets-better-al-yankovic
the-music-has-always-been-my-bread-butter-ive-focused-more-my-attention-on-that-al-yankovic
i-was-abducted-by-some-aliens-from-space-who-kind-looked-like-jamie-farr-al-yankovic
left-all-my-beatle-records-out-in-sun-got-coke-bottle-stuck-on-end-my-tongue-al-yankovic
so-im-one-few-celebrities-that-got-to-do-repeat-performance-on-the-simpsons-which-im-flattered-by-al-yankovic
until-you-came-along-i-never-dated-anyone-this-low-on-food-chain-al-yankovic
my-hobbies-just-sort-gradually-became-my-vocation-al-yankovic
im-just-nogood-scum-sucking-nose-picking-boot-licking-sniveling-groveling-worthless-hunk-slime-al-yankovic
by-time-im-in-studio-recording-my-parody-10000-parodies-that-song-are-on-youtube-al-yankovic
it-doesnt-take-military-genius-to-see-well-all-be-crispy-critters-after-world-war-iii-al-yankovic
if-you-want-to-avoid-heated-arguments-never-discuss-religion-politics-whether-toilet-paper-roll-should-go-over-under-al-yankovic
thats-something-kids-should-know-about-reading-is-gateway-to-witchcraft-lesbianism-al-yankovic
im-stranded-all-alone-in-gas-station-love-i-have-to-use-self-service-pump-al-yankovic
if-money-cant-buy-happiness-then-i-guess-ill-have-to-rent-it-al-yankovic
maybe-ill-make-huge-color-tapestry-from-my-belly-button-lint-al-yankovic
midget-wrestling-on-channel-3-it-costs-me-50-bucks-month-al-yankovic
ever-since-day-you-left-me-ive-been-miserable-my-dear-i-feel-almost-as-bad-as-i-did-when-you-were-still-here-al-yankovic
as-much-as-people-are-griping-about-internet-taking-sales-away-from-artists-its-been-huge-promotional-tool-for-me-al-yankovic
he-put-ben-gay-inside-my-jock-strap-filled-my-tooth-paste-tube-up-with-glue-al-yankovic
my-brothers-sisters-hated-me-because-i-was-only-child-al-yankovic
i-try-not-to-go-obvious-route-all-time-but-sometimes-most-obvious-is-actually-best-al-yankovic
as-it-turns-out-there-is-thing-called-internet-stuff-does-go-out-there-whether-suits-like-it-not-al-yankovic
got-brand-new-semiautomatic-weapon-with-laser-sight-oh-im-praying-that-somebody-tries-to-break-in-here-tonight-al-yankovic
people-say-releasing-album-is-like-giving-birth-but-its-more-like-having-gallbladder-operation-al-yankovic
buy-our-album-were-nirvana-garage-band-from-seattle-well-it-sure-beats-raising-cattle-al-yankovic
probably-90-percent-my-albums-have-polka-medleys-al-yankovic
i-think-my-chances-getting-into-rock-n-roll-hall-of-fame-are-about-as-good-as-milli-vanillis-al-yankovic
you-can-try-on-our-suede-underwear-if-you-choose-do-what-you-want-but-dont-step-on-my-blue-suede-shoes-al-yankovic
there-are-lot-songs-that-would-ostensibly-be-good-candidate-for-parody-yet-i-cant-think-clever-enough-idea-al-yankovic
you-fake-something-until-youre-good-at-it-al-yankovic
how-can-you-get-bored-if-audience-is-cheering-laughing-at-something-youre-doing-al-yankovic
my-personal-taste-doesnt-enter-into-it-lot-when-i-make-my-decisions-as-to-what-to-parody-al-yankovic
ive-learned-how-to-use-my-spam-filter-pretty-effectively
im-still-geek-on-inside-thats-important-thing
im-analytical-im-precise
you-dont-need-to-be-defined-by-your-job
there-arent-that-many-superstars-around-anymore
some-people-want-to-advertise-their-weirdness-spread-it-out-thats-not-me
as-kid-i-certainly-never-thought-i-would-get-to-spend-my-life-doing-something-fun
whenever-i-do-parody-its-not-meant-to-make-you-hate-anybodys-music-really
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