Andy Rooney Quotes

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the-average-bright-young-man-who-is-drafted-hates-the-whole-business-because-an-army-always-tries-to-eliminate-the-individual-differences-in-men
computers-make-it-easier-to-do-a-lot-of-things-but-most-of-the-things-they-make-it-easier-to-do-dont-need-to-be-done
the-average-dog-is-a-nicer-person-than-the-average-person
if-you-smile-when-no-one-else-is-around-you-really-mean-it
people-will-generally-accept-facts-as-truth-only-if-the-facts-agree-with-what-they-already-believe
vegetarian-thats-an-old-indian-word-meaning-lousy-hunter
nothing-in-fine-print-is-ever-good-news
one-of-the-most-glorious-messes-in-the-world-is-the-mess-created-in-the-living-room-on-christmas-day-dont-clean-it-up-too-quickly
i-dislike-loudmouthed-patriots-who-think-they-like-our-country-more-than-i-do-some-peoples-idea-of-patriotism-is-hating-other-countries
the-505090-rule-anytime-you-have-a-5050-chance-of-getting-something-right-theres-a-90-probability-youll-get-it-wrong
phyllis-schlafly-speaks-for-all-american-women-who-oppose-equal-rights-for-themselves
the-biggest-seller-is-cookbooks-and-the-second-is-diet-books-how-not-to-eat-what-youve-just-learned-how-to-cook
anyone-who-lies-golf-on-television-would-enjoy-watching-the-grass-grow-on-the-greens
walking-is-good-for-soul-andy-rooney
ive-learned-that-one-should-keep-his-words-both-soft-tender-because-tomorrow-he-may-have-to-eat-them-andy-rooney
half-cookbooks-tell-you-how-to-cook-food-other-half-tell-you-how-to-avoid-eating-it-andy-rooney
there-are-sixteen-cans-coffee-here-together-they-hold-total-thirteen-half-pounds-coffee-doesnt-that-seem-like-cheating-andy-rooney
finding-tool-is-often-half-battle-andy-rooney
it-is-possible-to-be-dumb-be-college-president-andy-rooney
most-college-students-are-not-as-smart-as-most-college-presidents-andy-rooney
im-already-suspicious-anyone-who-thinks-he-she-is-smart-enough-to-be-president-youd-have-to-have-some-ego-to-believe-that-about-yourself-andy-rooney
ive-learned-that-life-is-like-roll-toilet-paper-the-closer-it-gets-to-end-faster-it-goes-andy-rooney
ive-learned-that-life-is-tough-but-im-tougher-andy-rooney
its-ridiculous-for-country-to-get-all-worked-up-about-gameexcept-super-bowl-course-now-thats-important-andy-rooney
new-ideas-are-one-most-overrated-concepts-our-time-most-important-ideas-that-we-live-with-arent-new-at-all-andy-rooney
christians-talk-as-though-goodness-was-their-idea-but-good-behavior-doesnt-have-any-religious-origin-our-prisons-are-filled-with-devout-andy-rooney
id-be-more-willing-to-accept-religion-even-if-i-didnt-believe-it-if-i-thought-it-made-people-nicer-to-each-other-but-i-dont-think-it-does-andy-rooney
i-dont-differentiate-much-except-in-degree-between-people-who-believe-in-religion-from-those-who-believe-in-astrology-magic-supernatural-andy-rooney
its-just-amazing-how-long-this-country-has-been-going-to-hell-without-ever-having-got-there-andy-rooney
its-paradoxical-that-idea-living-long-life-appeals-to-everyone-but-idea-getting-old-doesnt-appeal-to-anyone-andy-rooney
the-505090-rule-anytime-you-have-5050-chance-getting-something-right-theres-90-probability-youll-get-it-wrong-andy-rooney
if-you-smile-when-you-are-alone-then-you-really-mean-it-andy-rooney
ive-learned-that-opportunities-are-never-lost-someone-will-take-ones-you-miss-andy-rooney
best-classroom-in-world-is-at-feet-elderly-person-andy-rooney
everyone-wants-to-live-on-top-mountain-but-all-happiness-growth-occurs-while-youre-climbing-it-andy-rooney
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