Artie Lange Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
vegas-means-comedy-tragedy-happiness-and-sadness-all-at-the-same-time
the-point-of-drinking-in-moderation-is-that-sometimes-you-dont-drink-in-moderation
ive-never-been-swimming-thats-because-its-never-been-more-than-half-hour-since-i-last-ate-artie-lange
that-was-always-dream-mine-artie-lange
you-havent-lived-till-youve-played-scrabble-in-psych-ward-artie-lange
i-quit-drinking-i-figure-if-i-go-to-ten-yankee-games-this-year-without-drinking-ill-save-32000-artie-lange
i-have-bad-gambling-problem-youre-not-in-show-business-for-12-years-dress-like-this-without-bad-gambling-problem-artie-lange
when-i-black-out-its-happiest-time-my-life-artie-lange
well-i-have-drug-history-public-drinking-problem-i-am-not-healthiest-guy-so-they-just-ran-that-i-died-drug-overdose-artie-lange
for-degenerate-like-me-vegas-is-like-walk-down-memory-lane-last-time-i-went-to-vegas-i-went-to-my-old-coke-dealers-kids-bar-mitzvah-artie-lange
i-snorted-heroin-once-by-accident-it-was-amazing-but-kids-dont-snort-heroin-its-too-good-artie-lange
course-world-sports-takes-itself-way-too-serious-sports-writers-are-all-high-mighty-artie-lange
everytime-i-go-to-vegas-i-seem-to-incur-some-kind-fine-artie-lange
a-weekend-in-vegas-without-gambling-drinking-is-just-like-being-bornagain-christian-artie-lange
if-mike-tyson-was-voice-your-gps-would-you-ever-not-use-it-artie-lange
at-mirage-sportsbook-you-can-get-line-on-2-kid-playing-wiffleball-in-backyard-in-minnesota-artie-lange
dont-do-drugs-to-be-cool-do-em-because-you-hate-yourself-artie-lange
i-wish-i-was-this-dark-genius-artist-like-richard-pryor-something-artie-lange
but-i-live-interesting-life-i-can-tell-pretty-good-story-it-has-helped-my-career-but-downside-is-people-know-everything-artie-lange
i-had-career-before-stern-show-on-mad-tv-i-was-on-first-two-seasons-that-i-got-kicked-off-it-because-possession-cocaine-artie-lange
frank-sebastiano-is-real-write-he-has-two-emmys-one-from-snl-other-from-the-chris-rock-show-the-only-award-i-have-is-fmmmy-artie-lange
jason-alexander-is-committed-actor-he-went-from-working-on-show-about-nothing-to-actually-doing-nothing-artie-lange
im-resilient-the-only-thing-im-missing-right-now-are-abs-artie-lange
the-only-reason-i-cant-recommend-heroin-to-kids-is-because-effects-wear-off-artie-lange
hugs-are-great-but-better-than-drugs-come-on-let-me-put-it-to-you-this-way-i-never-drove-to-harlem-at-4-m-to-get-somebody-to-hug-me-artie-lange
i-used-to-be-longshoreman-i-didnt-go-to-college-i-have-voice-that-when-i-say-something-it-can-sound-way-meaner-than-you-think-it-is-artie-lange
in-hollywood-there-is-another-name-for-womans-40th-birthday-party-its-retirement-party-artie-lange
its-life-fivecard-draw-you-know-what-when-god-asked-me-im-fine-with-card-i-got-im-gonna-play-this-artie-lange
i-want-to-see-toby-maguire-fight-christian-bale-artie-lange
the-road-is-lonely-place-that-sounds-like-cliche-you-know-like-what-is-my-life
whiskey-will-always-be-part-my-life
i-have-been-in-lot-movies-but-none-them-are-critics-darlings-you-might-say
you-know-you-have-gambling-problem-when-its-4-am-at-mirage-sports-book-youre-walking-around-going-hey-you-get-lacrosse-scores
to-tell-you-truth-i-always-wanted-to-be-sketch-comedian-comedy-actor
when-youre-on-road-lot-youre-in-perpetual-search-good-nights-sleep
im-comic-i-like-to-stay-nocturnal-i-work-10-pm-to-1-m
i-am-not-easiest-guy-to-live-with-it-is-probably-lack-stability-in-my-life
have-you-ever-googled-yourself-i-did-most-depressing-thing-ever-people-have-websites-hoping-i-die-at-38
by-time-i-am-howards-age-i-hope-to-be-long-retired-i-dont-plan-on-working-that-long
artie-is-going-to-do-what-ever-artie-wants-to-do
i-once-dealt-with-prima-donna-on-movie-set-i-wont-say-who-but-his-first-name-is-country-a-communist-country-run-by-fidel-castro