Bill Engvall Quotes

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thats-why-theyre-mans-best-friend-cause-guys-want-buddies-that-are-dumber-than-they-are-so-do-women-but-theyve-already-got-men-bill-engvall
if-you-thought-stairway-to-heaven-was-long-song-dear-god-you-should-listen-to-it-played-on-lute-bill-engvall
and-dont-put-rose-in-my-hand-put-slimjim-in-it-send-me-to-heaven-with-slimjim-bill-engvall
you-know-your-getting-older-when-you-lay-in-bed-til-10am-think-to-yourself-god-i-just-wasted-half-day-bill-engvall
the-human-brain-doesnt-come-with-instruction-manual-bill-engvall
to-all-companies-please-stop-using-xmas-songs-inserting-your-own-lyrics-write-your-own-music-i-am-boycotting-you-until-you-stop-bill-engvall
i-believe-pain-is-natures-way-saying-youre-still-alive-life-sucks-bill-engvall
i-believe-that-anyone-who-wants-to-wear-thong-should-have-to-go-through-application-process-bill-engvall
when-bus-driver-gets-off-bus-who-shuts-door-bill-engvall
just-when-i-think-human-race-has-been-lost-to-what-about-me-people-i-see-best-we-have-to-offer-helping-others-bill-engvall
you-cant-climb-tile-wall-bill-engvall
so-hotel-tells-us-that-it-is-not-safe-to-go-in-water-because-its-shark-mating-time-i-know-how-id-feel-if-someone-interrupted-me-bill-engvall
god-was-havin-himself-good-day-when-he-made-boobs-he-mustve-stepped-back-from-eve-said-yes-maam-thosell-work-bill-engvall
i-believe-that-way-to-mans-heart-is-not-through-his-stomach-its-little-further-south-bill-engvall
my-wife-i-had-argument-last-week-that-was-stupid-that-it-bears-repeating-my-wife-collects-twist-tieswelcome-to-my-world-bill-engvall
ive-about-decided-if-it-wasnt-for-sex-i-could-be-gay-hell-then-youre-just-hangin-out-with-your-buddies-bill-engvall
in-1903-wright-brothers-invented-airplanes-because-in-1902-they-took-road-trip-across-country-with-their-family-bill-engvall
remember-greed-is-bad-color-on-person-bill-engvall
did-you-ever-notice-all-items-on-honey-do-list-are-dangerous-clean-gutters-put-light-in-shower-patch-roof-its-honey-die-list-bill-engvall
can-someone-explain-to-me-why-pilots-feel-they-need-to-wake-everyone-to-tell-us-that-we-are-flying-by-cloud-that-looks-like-monkey-bill-engvall
id-love-to-be-woman-for-one-day-my-life-god-i-would-be-drunk-with-power-bill-engvall
i-hate-stupid-people-they-should-have-to-wear-signs-that-just-say-im-stupid
its-funny-people-who-meet-me-say-i-thought-youd-be-different-but-im-still-same-guy
i-dont-believe-theres-any-reason-for-person-like-myself-to-own-ak-47
i-come-from-time-when-people-like-bob-newhart-bill-cosby-told-stories-that-were-devastatingly-funny-without-being-off-color
i-love-to-laugh-laughter-is-one-my-favorite-things-when-you-have-really-good-laugh-you-feel-great-afterwards
if-youre-just-nice-guy-you-dont-let-people-walk-on-you-but-if-youre-just-nice-guy-treat-people-right-good-things-happen
my-favorite-road-trip-ever-is-when-my-wife-i-took-rv-around-country-we-just-had-best-time
theres-reason-god-didnt-give-me-this-success-in-my-20s-because-id-have-blown-it
people-are-trying-to-figure-out-how-to-pay-bills-make-ends-meet-they-dont-want-to-turn-on-tv-say-what-is-this-crap
people-all-over-are-finding-themselves-in-jobs-they-never-thought-theyd-be-in
my-belief-is-that-if-we-take-away-that-right-to-bear-arms-only-people-that-are-going-to-have-them-are-ones-breaking-into-your-house
i-dont-do-politics-i-dont-do-religion-i-dont-do-ethnic-jokes
i-havent-been-really-nervous-about-gig-in-long-time
its-fun-being-bill-engvall
left-to-my-own-vices-all-i-would-own-is-corvette-it-would-be-broken-down
europe-has-such-expansive-history
if-you-watch-blue-collar-tour-i-was-probably-least-redneck-everybody
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