Bill Maher Quotes

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everything-that-used-to-be-a-sin-is-now-a-disease
suicide-is-mans-way-of-telling-god-you-cant-fire-me-i-quit
religion-to-me-is-a-bureaucracy-between-man-and-god-that-i-dont-need
i-think-capital-punishment-works-great-every-killer-you-kill-never-kills-again
if-you-think-you-have-it-tough-read-history-books
things-arent-right-if-a-burglar-breaks-into-your-home-and-you-shoot-him-he-can-sue-you-for-what-restraint-of-trade
i-do-think-the-patriotic-thing-to-do-is-to-critique-my-country-how-else-do-you-make-a-country-better-but-by-pointing-out-its-flaws
what-democratic-congressmen-do-to-their-women-staffers-republican-congressmen-do-to-the-country
atheism-is-a-religion-like-abstinence-is-a-sex-position
abstinence-is-a-perversion
stop-worrying-hollywood-wont-turn-your-daughter-into-a-nymphomaniac-or-get-her-hooked-on-drugs-i-will
the-problem-is-that-the-people-with-the-most-ridiculous-ideas-are-always-the-people-who-are-most-certain-of-them
nobody-sees-people-as-people-its-all-how-they-relate-to-my-little-group
dont-get-so-tolerant-that-you-tolerate-intolerance
if-i-wanted-to-have-wooden-sex-with-strings-attached-id-get-married-in-reference-to-the-movie-team-america-in-which-puppets-appear-to-have-sex
when-we-make-mistakes-they-call-it-evil
i-would-describe-my-spirituality-as-exactly-the-opposite-of-having-a-religious-affiliation
the-bible-looks-like-it-started-out-as-a-game-of-mad-libs
jim-bakker-spells-his-name-with-two-ks-because-three-would-be-too-obvious
kids-theyre-not-easy-but-there-has-to-be-some-penalty-for-sex
today-is-take-our-daughters-to-work-day-this-is-when-girls-ages-nine-to-fifteen-go-to-work-or-as-its-called-at-the-nike-factory-thursday
when-sex-is-good-theres-nothing-better-when-its-bad-its-not-bad
little-do-women-know-what-big-ideas-i-have-in-my-pants
my-wife-always-has-a-splitting-archetype-whenever-i-want-to-have-sex
i-think-religion-is-bad-and-drugs-are-good
our-mistakes-from-the-past-are-just-that-mistakes-and-they-were-necessary-to-make-in-order-to-become-the-wiser-person-we-became
we-have-the-bill-of-rights-what-we-need-is-a-bill-of-responsibilities
i-think-america-causes-cancer-longevity-is-less-important-than-fun-young-people-should-be-discouraged-from-voting-bill-maher
community-is-gathering-around-fire-listening-to-someone-tell-story-bill-maher
life-is-about-making-tough-choices-sometimes-you-have-to-go-where-your-career-is-going-bill-maher
life-is-not-like-box-chocolates-unless-theres-few-turds-in-box-bill-maher
you-want-to-spend-your-millions-on-worthless-cause-try-donating-it-to-democrats-bill-maher
we-dont-like-mystery-you-like-mystery-cause-its-not-mystery-to-you-you-know-when-youre-gonna-get-laid-bill-maher
the-only-sport-i-really-get-into-is-snowboarding-cause-thats-only-sport-where-they-perform-half-pipe-just-after-smoking-full-pipe-bill-maher
maybe-president-who-didnt-believe-our-soldiers-were-going-to-heaven-might-be-little-less-willing-to-get-them-killed-bill-maher
in-new-york-now-they-have-harvey-milk-high-school-for-gay-students-they-dont-have-much-football-team-but-halftime-show-bill-maher
you-would-think-there-is-higher-bar-than-having-facebook-page-to-run-for-president-bill-maher
if-nra-keeps-messing-with-presidents-daughters-theyre-going-to-have-to-start-worrying-about-michelle-obamas-guns-bill-maher
im-okay-with-it-now-that-obamas-in-office-im-kind-trusting-him-but-president-ted-cruz-where-this-is-going-would-bother-me-bill-maher
the-president-said-that-gold-told-him-to-invade-iraq-you-see-thats-what-happens-when-you-mix-new-testament-old-milwaukee-bill-maher
it-was-quite-sight-to-see-obama-next-to-president-hu-obama-has-nobel-peace-prize-in-his-basement-hu-has-nobel-peace-prize-winner-in-his-bill-maher
president-obama-invited-john-mccain-to-white-house-to-give-his-opinion-on-egypt-specifically-what-its-like-to-be-mummy-bill-maher
obama-has-had-more-fundraisers-than-last-six-presidents-combined-and-hes-still-losing-in-money-race-bill-maher
if-president-must-constantly-remind-people-that-were-at-war-then-were-not-bill-maher
i-have-problem-with-people-who-take-constitution-loosely-bible-literally-bill-maher
the-bible-looks-like-it-started-out-as-game-mad-libs-bill-maher
im-not-christian-but-i-have-read-his-book-bill-maher
i-think-religion-is-neurological-disorder-bill-maher