Billy Connolly Quotes

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my-definition-of-an-intellectual-is-someone-who-can-listen-to-the-william-tell-overture-without-thinking-of-the-lone-ranger
ive-always-wanted-to-go-to-switzerland-to-see-what-the-army-does-with-those-wee-red-knives
marriage-is-a-wonderful-invention-then-again-so-is-a-bicycle-repair-kit
never-trust-a-man-who-when-left-alone-with-a-tea-cosey-doesnt-try-it-on
i-think-my-securities-far-outweigh-my-insecurities-i-am-not-nearly-as-afraid-of-myself-and-my-imagination-as-i-used-to-be
my-parents-used-to-take-me-to-the-pet-department-and-tell-me-it-was-a-zoo
i-always-look-skint-when-i-buy-a-big-issue-people-take-it-out-of-my-hand-and-give-me-a-pound
before-you-judge-a-man-walk-a-mile-in-his-shoes-after-that-who-cares-hes-a-mile-away-and-youve-got-his-shoes
i-used-to-have-mad-cows-disease-but-im-alright-nooooooooow
i-was-brought-up-as-catholic-ive-got-alevel-guilt-billy-connolly
i-was-brought-up-catholic-for-that-you-get-a-level-in-guilt-billy-connolly
save-trees-trees-are-main-cause-forest-fires-billy-connolly
for-me-its-about-desire-to-win-my-audience-becomes-crowd-wild-animals-i-have-to-be-liontamer-be-eaten-billy-connolly
i-cant-believe-in-christianity-but-i-think-jesus-was-wonderful-teacher-billy-connolly
life-is-supposed-to-be-fun-its-not-job-occupation-were-here-only-once-we-should-have-bit-laugh-billy-connolly
i-dont-believe-in-angels-i-have-trouble-with-whole-god-thing-i-dont-want-to-say-i-dont-believe-in-god-but-i-dont-think-i-do-but-i-believe-in-people-who-do-billy-connolly
i-love-los-angeles-it-reinvents-itself-every-two-days-billy-connolly
marriage-is-wonderful-invention-but-then-again-is-bicycle-repair-kit-billy-connolly
if-you-give-people-chance-they-shine-billy-connolly
i-dont-know-why-i-should-have-to-learn-algebra-im-never-likely-to-go-there-billy-connolly
there-are-two-seasons-in-scotland-june-winter-billy-connolly
before-you-judge-man-walk-mile-in-his-shoes-after-that-who-cares-hes-mile-away-youve-got-his-shoes-billy-connolly
when-people-say-its-always-last-place-you-look-of-course-it-is-why-would-you-keep-looking-after-youve-found-it-billy-connolly
a-lot-people-are-too-easily-offended-religious-people-for-instance-theyve-been-offending-other-people-for-centuries-billy-connolly
ive-been-poser-for-fing-years-i-say-pose-your-arse-off-you-know-have-laugh-billy-connolly
i-set-out-to-be-cross-between-lenny-bruce-robert-bruce-billy-connolly
whenever-i-wear-something-expensive-it-looks-stolen-billy-connolly
avoid-people-who-say-they-know-answer-keep-company-people-who-are-trying-to-understand-question-billy-connolly
im-big-fan-mars-bar-diet-you-dont-eat-mars-bar-you-stick-it-up-your-arse-let-rottweiler-chase-you-home-billy-connolly
i-still-do-my-comedy-my-performance-stuff-my-acting-its-not-allconsuming-but-i-do-find-myself-drawing-more-more-these-days-billy-connolly
i-became-welder-i-was-actually-becoming-engineer-i-joined-wrong-queue-and-i-became-welder-without-knowing-what-welder-was-billy-connolly
the-desire-to-be-politician-should-bar-you-for-life-from-ever-being-one-billy-connolly
why-do-they-call-it-asteroid-when-its-outside-hemisphere-but-call-it-haemorrhoid-when-its-on-outside-your-ass-billy-connolly
what-always-staggers-me-is-that-when-people-blow-their-noses-they-always-look-into-their-hankies-to-see-what-came-out-what-do-they-expect-to-find-billy-connolly
when-you-involved-in-accident-someone-asks-are-you-alright-yes-fine-thanks-ill-just-pick-up-my-limbs-be-off-billy-connolly
in-mexico-everything-on-menu-is-same-dish-the-only-difference-is-way-its-folded-billy-connolly
fame-is-being-asked-to-sign-your-autograph-on-back-cigarette-packet-billy-connolly
i-like-dali-magritte-i-also-like-scottish-artist-john-byrne-another-surrealist-billy-connolly
if-you-havent-heard-good-rumour-by-1100am-start-one-billy-connolly
without-arts-programmes-theres-only-reality-tv-reality-tv-needs-arts-to-show-it-what-reality-is-billy-connolly
politically-correct-is-language-cowardice-billy-connolly
the-world-needs-more-edwin-morgans-people-who-can-take-language-swing-it-round-their-heads-dont-care-what-you-think-billy-connolly
learn-to-feel-sorry-for-music-because-although-it-is-international-language-it-has-no-swear-words-billy-connolly
so-have-you-heard-about-oyster-who-went-to-disco-pulled-mussel-billy-connolly
i-worry-about-ridiculous-things-you-know-how-does-guy-who-drives-snowplough-get-to-work-in-morning-that-can-keep-me-awake-for-days-billy-connolly
sex-therapist-claims-that-most-effective-way-to-arouse-your-man-is-to-spend-10-minutes-licking-his-ears-personally-i-think-its-bollocks-billy-connolly
if-jesus-was-jew-how-come-he-has-mexican-first-name-billy-connolly
dont-die-until-youre-dead-billy-connolly
scotland-has-only-football-team-in-world-that-does-lap-disgrace-billy-connolly
killing-guy-stealing-his-wife-child-isnt-too-nice-thing-to-do-billy-connolly
ally-macleod-thinks-that-tactics-are-new-kind-mint-billy-connolly
i-hate-those-earnest-tv-documentaries-that-are-world-according-to-people-with-glasses-who-know-better-than-you-billy-connolly
i-love-fishing-its-transcendental-meditation-with-punchline-billy-connolly
there-are-two-seasons-in-scotland-june-winter
it-seems-to-me-that-islam-christianity-judaism-all-have-same-god-hes-telling-them-all-different-things
i-have-been-made-redundant-before-it-is-terrible-blow-redundant-is-rotten-word-because-it-makes-you-think-you-are-useless
the-great-thing-about-glasgow-is-that-if-theres-nuclear-attack-itll-look-exactly-same-afterwards
did-your-mother-never-tell-you-not-to-drink-on-empty-head
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