Bo Burnham Quotes

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whats-a-pirate-minus-the-ship-just-a-creative-homeless-guy
i-love-you-like-a-gay-geneticist-loves-designer-genes
my-exgirlfriend-had-a-really-weird-fetish-she-used-to-like-to-dress-up-as-herself-and-then-act-like-a-fckin-bitch-all-the-time
i-work-really-hard-on-shows-i-think-shows-speak-for-themselves-i-dont-want-to-construct-show-to-prove-something-bo-burnham
for-me-if-you-distill-comedy-down-it-is-surprise-unexpected-that-has-to-be-it-on-its-most-base-level-in-any-form-bo-burnham
i-got-safe-full-cherries-cause-i-pop-it-lock-it-bo-burnham
i-masturbate-cause-im-only-one-whose-standards-are-low-enough-to-fk-me-bo-burnham
my-whole-family-thinks-im-gay-i-guess-its-always-been-that-way-maybe-its-cause-way-that-i-walk-makes-them-think-i-like-boys-bo-burnham
maybe-life-on-earth-could-be-heaven-doesnt-just-thought-it-make-it-worth-try-bo-burnham
im-bored-way-too-easily-im-staring-at-screens-half-day-i-need-to-be-overstimulated-and-how-will-that-express-itself-artistically-bo-burnham
i-love-you-just-way-you-are-but-you-dont-see-you-like-i-do-you-shouldnt-try-hard-to-be-perfect-trust-me-perfect-should-try-to-be-you-bo-burnham
mmmmmm-i-like-that-thing-you-do-with-your-tongue-what-do-you-call-it-speaking-yeah-i-dig-it-bo-burnham
i-put-chameleon-on-red-dildo-he-blushed-bo-burnham
forever-instant-forever-instant-met-up-one-day-had-short-but-lovely-talk-then-each-went-on-its-way-bo-burnham
if-comedy-is-about-surprises-about-tension-theres-lot-tension-surprise-there-in-fact-that-people-are-expecting-this-to-be-natural-bo-burnham
im-friends-with-lot-comedians-but-we-dont-talk-about-material-most-comedians-i-know-dont-watch-lot-other-comedy-bo-burnham
i-actually-wrestled-in-high-school-i-was-only-in-one-match-i-lost-my-virginity-bo-burnham
laughter-is-best-medicine-yknow-besides-medicine-bo-burnham
i-believe-firmly-that-women-are-always-right-ah-i-should-actually-rephrase-that-i-dont-bo-burnham
my-first-concern-is-that-when-you-go-to-show-you-should-be-present-its-much-more-exciting-to-put-camera-down-lose-yourself-in-it-bo-burnham
happy-thanksgiving-everyone-im-thankful-for-all-you-i-am-not-thankful-for-pilgrims-buckles-should-never-be-on-hats-bo-burnham
i-do-think-that-standup-comedy-in-general-heavily-favors-masculinity-i-like-to-act-little-feminine-onstage-bo-burnham
i-saw-giraffe-with-short-neck-that-was-sad-or-deer-bo-burnham
i-think-comedy-clubs-tend-to-homogenize-acts-little-bit-because-they-force-them-to-be-palatable-in-way-too-many-environments-bo-burnham
the-average-person-has-one-fallopian-tube-bo-burnham
poetic-talent-is-really-easy-to-fake-when-thy-sentences-doth-no-fking-sense-make-bo-burnham
women-are-like-fingers-toes-because-theyre-easy-to-count-on-bo-burnham
in-distance-bo-saw-fairy-a-fairy-beautiful-that-he-felt-proud-being-called-one-in-highschool-bo-burnham
how-old-is-too-old-to-stop-believing-in-like-tooth-fairy-like-12-ive-got-cousin-who-is-18-yeah-still-believes-in-gay-marriage-bo-burnham
i-dont-try-to-call-myself-poet-but-i-know-that-my-stuff-is-pretty-literal-in-that-themes-are-pretty-simple-on-surface-bo-burnham
people-give-me-money-i-dont-know-why-my-real-collection-plate-is-empty-cup-held-by-homeless-guy-bo-burnham
my-work-is-trying-to-at-least-define-myself-on-my-own-terms-then-if-other-people-enjoy-things-thats-lovely-addition-bo-burnham
im-drunken-midget-with-loaded-gun-loaded-gun-bo-burnham
im-gay-for-jesus-fill-me-with-your-grace-pour-your-love-all-over-me-but-please-aim-away-from-my-face-bo-burnham
i-just-try-to-do-things-on-stage-that-i-think-audience-would-enjoy-and-i-try-to-draw-on-add-to-acts-that-ive-enjoyed-watching-bo-burnham
and-two-balls-minus-one-six-titles-at-tour-de-france-bo-burnham
all-you-god-damn-dirty-catholics-can-catholick-my-balls-bo-burnham
happy-thanksgiving-i-broke-into-best-buy-stole-copy-pocahontas-to-celebrate-bo-burnham
for-fifteen-cents-day-you-can-feed-african-they-eat-pennies-bo-burnham
i-like-to-call-everyone-that-i-find-slightly-annoying-sociopath-bo-burnham
i-worked-eight-hours-day-just-i-could-get-into-college-my-dreams-say-that-i-got-in-i-never-went-bo-burnham
i-chose-to-do-comedy-instead-going-to-college-bo-burnham
poverty-racism-isnt-it-strange-only-homeless-are-begging-for-change-bo-burnham
for-some-comedians-it-feels-cool-to-be-like-ill-say-anything-man-im-not-quite-there-yet-bo-burnham
once-week-i-like-to-slip-into-deep-existential-depression-where-i-lose-all-my-sense-oneness-self-worth
im-grateful-for-every-stupid-mistake-dumb-joke-i-tried-to-make
theres-certain-line-between-jokes-music-poetry-thats-bit-blurred-in-my-mind
you-got-to-take-deep-breath-give-up-the-system-is-rigged-against-you
i-think-love-hate-is-fundamental-everyone-hates-reality-television-everyones-watching-it-everyone-hates-facebook-everyone-is-on-it
uncharted-territory-is-good-place-to-be-in
i-dont-want-to-put-meaning-on-what-i-do-because-i-dont-know-what-it-is
i-fully-embrace-myself-as-hypocrite
it-feels-like-were-always-juggling-many-pieces-information-at-once-trying-out-many-personas-at-once-it-makes-life-slightly-nonlinear
i-dont-think-ive-had-job-since-i-worked-for-my-fathers-construction-company
being-famous-is-complete-luck-thats-something-you-cant-bank-on
ive-kind-stopped-valuing-laughter-as-end-all-measurement-what-im-doing
i-was-being-called-shock-comic-i-hated-that-its-cheap-stupid
your-hard-work-talent-will-not-pay-off
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