Bob Hope Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
people-who-throw-kisses-are-hopelessly-lazy
if-i-have-to-lay-an-egg-for-my-country-ill-do-it
i-love-to-go-to-washington-if-only-to-be-near-my-money
a-james-cagney-love-scene-is-one-where-he-lets-the-other-guy-live
middle-age-is-when-your-age-starts-to-show-around-your-middle
i-dont-feel-old-i-dont-feel-anything-till-noon-thats-when-its-time-for-my-nap
you-know-youre-getting-old-when-the-candles-cost-more-than-the-cake
if-you-havent-got-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-have-the-worst-kind-of-heart-trouble
a-sense-of-humor-is-good-for-you-have-you-ever-heard-of-a-laughing-hyena-with-heart-burn
a-bank-is-a-place-that-will-lend-you-money-if-you-can-prove-that-you-dont-need-it
i-have-too-much-money-invested-in-sweaters
the-trees-in-siberia-are-miles-apart-that-is-why-the-dogs-are-so-fast
if-you-watch-a-game-its-fun-if-you-play-it-its-recreation-if-you-work-at-it-its-golf
im-so-old-theyve-canceled-my-blood-type
you-know-you-are-getting-old-when-the-candles-cost-more-than-the-cake
middle-age-is-when-you-still-believe-youll-feel-better-in-the-morning
ill-tell-ya-how-to-stay-young-hang-around-with-older-people
most-of-the-people-who-came-for-dancing-lessons-had-rumba-ambitions-and-minuet-bodies
theyll-always-be-an-england-even-if-its-in-hollywood
i-thought-deep-throat-was-a-movie-about-a-giraffe
your-ignorance-cramps-my-conversation
when-they-asked-jack-benny-to-do-something-for-the-actors-orphanage-he-shot-both-his-parents-and-moved-in
my-father-told-me-all-about-the-birds-and-the-bees-the-liar-i-went-steady-with-a-woodpecker-till-i-was-twentyone
if-you-havent-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-have-the-worst-kind-of-heart-trouble
i-grew-up-with-six-brothers-thats-how-i-learned-to-dance-waiting-for-the-bathroom
if-im-on-the-course-and-lightning-starts-i-get-inside-fast-if-god-wants-to-play-through-let-him
zsa-zsa-gabor-got-married-as-a-oneoff-and-it-was-so-successful-she-turned-it-into-a-series
isnt-it-fun-to-go-out-on-the-course-and-lie-in-the-sun
he-hits-the-ball-130-yards-and-his-jewelry-goes-150
youve-got-to-be-rich-to-have-a-swing-like-that
ive-always-been-in-the-right-place-and-time-of-course-i-steered-myself-there
i-have-to-much-money-invested-in-sweaters
i-only-speak-little-pigeon-french-just-enough-to-get-by-with-little-french-pigeons-bob-hope
go-figure-crazy-mixedup-country-where-ballet-outsells-boxing-i-wouldnt-be-surprised-if-their-wrestling-was-on-level-bob-hope
the-best-thing-about-growing-older-is-that-it-takes-such-long-time-bob-hope
congress-may-be-going-home-for-holidays-soon-how-can-you-beat-christmas-gift-like-that-bob-hope
i-have-wonderful-makeup-crew-theyre-same-people-restoring-statue-liberty-bob-hope
kids-are-wonderful-but-i-like-mine-barbecued-bob-hope
chiropractic-is-wonderful-means-natural-healing-bob-hope
its-wonderful-way-to-live-not-bad-way-to-go-either-the-average-frenchman-is-still-smiling-three-months-after-hes-dead-bob-hope
its-wonderful-world-it-may-destroy-itself-but-youll-be-able-to-watch-it-all-on-tv-bob-hope
following-his-doctors-orders-nikita-khrushchev-has-cut-his-drinking-in-half-hes-leaving-out-water-bob-hope
i-was-lucky-you-know-i-always-had-beautiful-girl-money-was-good-although-i-would-have-done-whole-thing-over-for-oh-perhaps-half-bob-hope
whenever-i-play-with-him-i-usually-try-to-make-it-foursome-president-myself-paramedic-faith-healer-bob-hope
vice-president-spiro-agnew-can-not-cheat-on-his-score-because-all-you-have-to-do-is-look-back-down-fairway-count-wounded-bob-hope
president-eisenhower-has-given-up-golf-for-painting-it-takes-fewer-strokes-bob-hope
the-last-time-i-played-golf-with-president-ford-he-hit-birdie-and-eagle-moose-elk-aardvark-bob-hope
?Earn cash when you save a quote by clicking
EARNED Load...
LEVEL : Load...