Bob Hope Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
people-who-throw-kisses-are-hopelessly-lazy
if-i-have-to-lay-an-egg-for-my-country-ill-do-it
i-love-to-go-to-washington-if-only-to-be-near-my-money
a-james-cagney-love-scene-is-one-where-he-lets-the-other-guy-live
middle-age-is-when-your-age-starts-to-show-around-your-middle
i-dont-feel-old-i-dont-feel-anything-till-noon-thats-when-its-time-for-my-nap
you-know-youre-getting-old-when-the-candles-cost-more-than-the-cake
if-you-havent-got-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-have-the-worst-kind-of-heart-trouble
a-sense-of-humor-is-good-for-you-have-you-ever-heard-of-a-laughing-hyena-with-heart-burn
a-bank-is-a-place-that-will-lend-you-money-if-you-can-prove-that-you-dont-need-it
i-have-too-much-money-invested-in-sweaters
the-trees-in-siberia-are-miles-apart-that-is-why-the-dogs-are-so-fast
if-you-watch-a-game-its-fun-if-you-play-it-its-recreation-if-you-work-at-it-its-golf
im-so-old-theyve-canceled-my-blood-type
you-know-you-are-getting-old-when-the-candles-cost-more-than-the-cake
middle-age-is-when-you-still-believe-youll-feel-better-in-the-morning
ill-tell-ya-how-to-stay-young-hang-around-with-older-people
most-of-the-people-who-came-for-dancing-lessons-had-rumba-ambitions-and-minuet-bodies
theyll-always-be-an-england-even-if-its-in-hollywood
i-thought-deep-throat-was-a-movie-about-a-giraffe
your-ignorance-cramps-my-conversation
when-they-asked-jack-benny-to-do-something-for-the-actors-orphanage-he-shot-both-his-parents-and-moved-in
my-father-told-me-all-about-the-birds-and-the-bees-the-liar-i-went-steady-with-a-woodpecker-till-i-was-twentyone
if-you-havent-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-have-the-worst-kind-of-heart-trouble
i-grew-up-with-six-brothers-thats-how-i-learned-to-dance-waiting-for-the-bathroom
if-im-on-the-course-and-lightning-starts-i-get-inside-fast-if-god-wants-to-play-through-let-him
zsa-zsa-gabor-got-married-as-a-oneoff-and-it-was-so-successful-she-turned-it-into-a-series
isnt-it-fun-to-go-out-on-the-course-and-lie-in-the-sun
he-hits-the-ball-130-yards-and-his-jewelry-goes-150
youve-got-to-be-rich-to-have-a-swing-like-that
ive-always-been-in-the-right-place-and-time-of-course-i-steered-myself-there
i-have-to-much-money-invested-in-sweaters
i-only-speak-little-pigeon-french-just-enough-to-get-by-with-little-french-pigeons-bob-hope
go-figure-crazy-mixedup-country-where-ballet-outsells-boxing-i-wouldnt-be-surprised-if-their-wrestling-was-on-level-bob-hope
the-best-thing-about-growing-older-is-that-it-takes-such-long-time-bob-hope
congress-may-be-going-home-for-holidays-soon-how-can-you-beat-christmas-gift-like-that-bob-hope
i-have-wonderful-makeup-crew-theyre-same-people-restoring-statue-liberty-bob-hope
kids-are-wonderful-but-i-like-mine-barbecued-bob-hope
chiropractic-is-wonderful-means-natural-healing-bob-hope
its-wonderful-way-to-live-not-bad-way-to-go-either-the-average-frenchman-is-still-smiling-three-months-after-hes-dead-bob-hope
its-wonderful-world-it-may-destroy-itself-but-youll-be-able-to-watch-it-all-on-tv-bob-hope
following-his-doctors-orders-nikita-khrushchev-has-cut-his-drinking-in-half-hes-leaving-out-water-bob-hope
i-was-lucky-you-know-i-always-had-beautiful-girl-money-was-good-although-i-would-have-done-whole-thing-over-for-oh-perhaps-half-bob-hope
whenever-i-play-with-him-i-usually-try-to-make-it-foursome-president-myself-paramedic-faith-healer-bob-hope
vice-president-spiro-agnew-can-not-cheat-on-his-score-because-all-you-have-to-do-is-look-back-down-fairway-count-wounded-bob-hope
president-eisenhower-has-given-up-golf-for-painting-it-takes-fewer-strokes-bob-hope
the-last-time-i-played-golf-with-president-ford-he-hit-birdie-and-eagle-moose-elk-aardvark-bob-hope
we-have-51-golf-courses-in-palm-springs-he-president-ford-never-decides-which-course-he-will-play-until-after-first-tee-shot-bob-hope
us-president-gerald-fords-golf-was-bad-we-thought-he-was-hitman-for-pga-bob-hope
i-have-performed-for-12-presidents-entertained-only-six-bob-hope
i-like-president-who-tells-jokes-instead-appointing-them-bob-hope
did-you-see-where-president-reagan-finally-got-hearing-aid-people-have-been-telling-him-to-get-one-for-years-but-he-couldnt-hear-them-bob-hope
not-that-they-were-that-anxious-to-see-ronnie-as-president-they-were-afraid-if-he-didnt-get-elected-hed-go-back-to-acting-bob-hope
i-knew-president-would-run-for-reelection-in-1984-why-not-actors-love-sequels-returns-bob-hope
dont-people-know-that-they-dont-have-to-heckle-president-united-states-thats-what-congress-is-for-bob-hope
i-love-to-go-to-washington-if-only-to-be-near-my-money-bob-hope
congratulations-to-whoever-is-finally-booking-music-we-love-its-going-to-get-us-out-house-after-dark-bob-hope
when-she-started-to-play-steinway-came-down-personally-rubbed-his-name-off-piano-bob-hope
culture-is-ability-to-describe-jane-russell-without-moving-your-hands-bob-hope
over-years-i-have-been-subjected-to-many-indignities-all-for-sake-art-if-i-ever-catch-him-im-going-to-kill-guy-bob-hope
when-we-recall-christmas-past-we-usually-find-that-simplest-things-not-great-occasions-give-off-greatest-glow-happiness-bob-hope
welcome-to-academy-awards-as-its-known-at-my-house-passover-bob-hope
i-like-to-come-to-washington-dc-at-least-once-year-why-should-my-tax-money-travel-more-than-i-do-bob-hope
a-few-years-ago-he-had-big-heart-transplant-in-chicago-fivehour-operation-it-took-doctors-four-hours-to-get-him-on-operating-table-bob-hope
seventy-years-adlib-material-i-am-speechless-bob-hope
ive-been-married-fiftyfive-years-ive-been-home-three-weeks-bob-hope
gerry-ford-is-easy-to-spot-on-course-he-drives-cart-with-red-cross-painted-on-top-bob-hope
kissing-is-like-drinking-tea-with-tea-strainer-you-can-never-get-enough-bob-hope
the-older-you-get-tougher-it-is-to-lose-weight-because-by-then-your-body-your-fat-are-really-good-friends-bob-hope
i-once-showed-pat-bradley-my-swing-said-what-do-i-do-next-pat-replied-wait-till-pain-dies-down-bob-hope
i-dont-know-if-presidential-candidates-are-running-for-white-house-animal-house-bob-hope
my-father-told-me-all-about-birds-bees-liar-i-went-steady-with-woodpecker-till-i-was-twenty-one-bob-hope
titleist-has-offered-me-big-contract-not-to-play-its-balls-bob-hope
the-big-difference-in-those-days-was-that-in-england-government-subsidized-tv-in-america-we-work-on-tv-we-can-subsidize-government-bob-hope
the-stealth-bomber-is-supposed-to-be-big-deal-it-flies-in-undetected-bombs-then-flies-away-hell-ive-been-doing-that-all-my-life-bob-hope
i-grew-up-with-six-brothers-thats-how-i-learned-to-dance-waiting-for-bathroom-bob-hope
milton-hope-led-singing-happy-birthday-he-would-say-keep-it-sweet-short-dont-try-to-be-funny-bob-hope
england-occupies-warm-spot-in-my-affections-it-was-scene-my-greatest-performance-i-was-born-there-bob-hope
ronald-reagan-is-not-typical-politician-because-he-doesnt-know-how-to-lie-cheat-steal-hes-always-had-agent-for-that-bob-hope
where-else-but-in-america-could-womens-liberation-movement-take-off-their-bras-then-go-on-tv-to-complain-about-their-lack-support-bob-hope
having-many-gold-courses-close-together-was-ideal-for-me-with-my-slice-i-could-enjoy-three-four-golf-courses-at-same-time-bob-hope
america-is-country-where-olympics-divorce-lawyers-both-have-same-slogan-go-for-gold-bob-hope
it-was-typically-british-birth-i-was-three-at-time-they-had-strike-in-maternity-ward-i-came-out-in-sympathy-bob-hope
tokyo-cab-drivers-are-all-exkamikaze-pilots-bob-hope
ive-been-playing-golf-long-time-although-its-not-really-true-that-on-my-first-round-they-strapped-my-bag-on-back-dinosaur-bob-hope
there-was-nothing-subtle-about-our-landing-the-pilot-just-pointed-nose-at-ground-let-her-rip-bob-hope
pebble-beach-is-alcatraz-with-grass-bob-hope
now-that-war-is-winding-down-i-want-to-say-i-do-appreciate-you-fellows-hanging-around-here-just-for-me-bob-hope
some-people-put-us-down-but-i-still-havent-heard-any-americans-trying-to-swim-across-border-into-mexico-bob-hope
i-was-called-rembrandt-hope-in-my-boxing-days-because-i-spent-much-time-on-canvas-bob-hope
somebody-should-tell-jerry-falwell-that-god-is-independent-hes-not-rich-enough-to-be-republican-bob-hope