Chelsea Handler Quotes

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i-think-its-important-to-be-involved-with-charities-that-dont-necessarily-reflect-what-youre-dealing-with-in-your-life-chelsea-handler
you-should-always-speak-your-mind-be-bold-be-obnoxious-do-whatever-you-want-dont-let-anybody-tell-you-to-stop-it-chelsea-handler
the-whole-thing-about-my-books-my-life-is-that-i-create-dramas-always-around-me-chelsea-handler
how-do-you-think-jail-was-i-got-face-raped-by-woman-i-think-i-may-have-liked-it-chelsea-handler
i-dont-cook-i-dont-know-how-to-clean-theres-may-be-good-chance-im-alcoholic-chelsea-handler
whos-president-on-100-bill-i-dont-know-i-dont-need-to-know-because-i-dont-use-cash-i-only-use-travelers-checks-chelsea-handler
the-important-thing-is-to-be-drunk-chelsea-handler
im-not-that-shallow-asshole-i-dont-need-money-its-way-more-important-for-them-to-be-goodlooking-chelsea-handler
even-if-times-are-tough-youre-enduring-terrible-heartache-its-important-to-focus-your-anger-on-vibrator-not-another-person-chelsea-handler
a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-good-time-chelsea-handler
i-love-people-who-have-such-passion-for-complete-nonsense-chelsea-handler
the-big-one-was-at-least-cute-as-annoying-as-she-was-you-couldnt-get-mad-at-golden-retriever-chelsea-handler
theres-nothing-more-annoying-than-man-ordering-wine-at-bar-when-youre-not-eating-chelsea-handler
i-had-always-dreamed-being-professional-escort-but-never-thought-that-there-was-any-real-money-in-it-chelsea-handler
i-cant-i-said-i-threw-my-back-out-masturbating-chelsea-handler
i-went-out-with-guy-who-once-told-me-i-didnt-need-to-drink-to-make-myself-more-fun-to-be-around-i-told-him-im-drinking-that-youre-more-fun-to-be-around-chelsea-handler
when-i-get-married-im-gonna-register-at-bank-america-chelsea-handler
my-time-in-heaven-was-up-i-was-being-told-i-wasnt-marrying-kind-by-someone-who-undresses-for-living-chelsea-handler
my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised-never-to-tell-my-newly-converted-mormon-sister-whose-identity-i-had-stolen-chelsea-handler
sometimes-chelsea-i-wonder-how-you-get-by-from-day-to-day-its-good-thing-youre-voluptuous-chelsea-handler
how-could-i-have-missed-opportunity-to-pop-pills-with-my-sister-who-was-purer-than-quaker-chelsea-handler
i-was-in-tailspin-confusion-i-hadnt-experienced-since-first-time-i-heard-george-w-bush-speak-chelsea-handler
you-know-youre-hot-mess-when-only-person-buying-you-drinks-all-night-is-yourself-chelsea-handler
one-my-girlfriends-was-getting-married-this-was-becoming-annoying-pattern-chelsea-handler
there-are-two-kinds-people-i-dont-trust-people-who-dont-drink-people-who-collect-stickers-chelsea-handler
i-dont-like-to-overdose-call-me-oldfashioned-chelsea-handler
i-have-question-is-it-okay-to-drink-while-youre-pregnant-if-youre-planning-on-giving-baby-up-for-adoption-chelsea-handler
obviously-if-i-was-serious-about-having-relationship-with-someone-longterm-last-people-i-would-introduce-him-to-would-be-my-family-chelsea-handler
if-i-had-seen-pictures-people-eating-each-other-on-wall-i-wouldve-told-him-i-was-into-cannibalism-chelsea-handler
i-never-say-things-i-really-want-to-if-i-did-id-have-no-friends-chelsea-handler
there-are-no-warning-signs-on-trampoline-the-warning-is-trampoline-chelsea-handler
having-baby-its-like-five-year-commitment-chelsea-handler
ive-never-made-love-to-ghost-but-i-have-made-love-to-men-who-are-few-years-away-from-becoming-ghost-chelsea-handler
kiefer-sutherland-has-agreed-to-serve-48-days-in-jail-for-his-dui-convictions-thats-245-months-in-jack-bauer-years-chelsea-handler
if-you-judge-person-by-company-they-keep-then-im-retarded-chelsea-handler
kristen-stewart-always-looks-like-shes-posing-for-pictures-taken-in-basement-by-her-creepy-uncle-chelsea-handler
theres-mcdonalds-in-hong-kong-amp-theyre-offering-couples-opportunity-to-get-married-you-can-have-mcwedding-chelsea-handler
i-look-hot-most-all-skinny-i-love-day-after-throwing-up-i-felt-like-feather-chelsea-handler
or-people-who-have-one-baby-go-buy-minivan-how-big-is-your-baby-chelsea-handler
i-think-bullying-anybody-whether-theyre-gay-straight-anything-in-high-school-is-unbearable-chelsea-handler
you-should-never-be-mean-to-other-girls-i-dont-care-what-grade-youre-in-be-nice-to-people-until-youre-my-age-you-have-your-own-tv-show-chelsea-handler
if-you-cant-trust-your-coke-dealer-who-can-you-trust-chelsea-handler
one-of-my-girlfriends-was-getting-married-this-was-becoming-annoying-pattern-chelsea-handler
dont-take-no-for-answer-keep-knocking-down-walls-until-someone-says-yes-chelsea-handler
i-think-we-can-all-agree-that-sleeping-around-is-great-way-to-meet-people-chelsea-handler
if-you-have-to-work-at-mcdonalds-good-for-you-but-on-side-note-good-luck-with-rest-your-life-chelsea-handler
when-you-see-veins-popping-out-my-neck-thats-exclamation-point-chelsea-handler