Chelsea Handler Quotes

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i-think-its-important-to-be-involved-with-charities-that-dont-necessarily-reflect-what-youre-dealing-with-in-your-life-chelsea-handler
you-should-always-speak-your-mind-be-bold-be-obnoxious-do-whatever-you-want-dont-let-anybody-tell-you-to-stop-it-chelsea-handler
the-whole-thing-about-my-books-my-life-is-that-i-create-dramas-always-around-me-chelsea-handler
how-do-you-think-jail-was-i-got-face-raped-by-woman-i-think-i-may-have-liked-it-chelsea-handler
i-dont-cook-i-dont-know-how-to-clean-theres-may-be-good-chance-im-alcoholic-chelsea-handler
whos-president-on-100-bill-i-dont-know-i-dont-need-to-know-because-i-dont-use-cash-i-only-use-travelers-checks-chelsea-handler
the-important-thing-is-to-be-drunk-chelsea-handler
im-not-that-shallow-asshole-i-dont-need-money-its-way-more-important-for-them-to-be-goodlooking-chelsea-handler
even-if-times-are-tough-youre-enduring-terrible-heartache-its-important-to-focus-your-anger-on-vibrator-not-another-person-chelsea-handler
a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-good-time-chelsea-handler
i-love-people-who-have-such-passion-for-complete-nonsense-chelsea-handler
the-big-one-was-at-least-cute-as-annoying-as-she-was-you-couldnt-get-mad-at-golden-retriever-chelsea-handler
theres-nothing-more-annoying-than-man-ordering-wine-at-bar-when-youre-not-eating-chelsea-handler
i-had-always-dreamed-being-professional-escort-but-never-thought-that-there-was-any-real-money-in-it-chelsea-handler
i-cant-i-said-i-threw-my-back-out-masturbating-chelsea-handler
i-went-out-with-guy-who-once-told-me-i-didnt-need-to-drink-to-make-myself-more-fun-to-be-around-i-told-him-im-drinking-that-youre-more-fun-to-be-around-chelsea-handler
when-i-get-married-im-gonna-register-at-bank-america-chelsea-handler
my-time-in-heaven-was-up-i-was-being-told-i-wasnt-marrying-kind-by-someone-who-undresses-for-living-chelsea-handler
my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised-never-to-tell-my-newly-converted-mormon-sister-whose-identity-i-had-stolen-chelsea-handler
sometimes-chelsea-i-wonder-how-you-get-by-from-day-to-day-its-good-thing-youre-voluptuous-chelsea-handler
how-could-i-have-missed-opportunity-to-pop-pills-with-my-sister-who-was-purer-than-quaker-chelsea-handler
i-was-in-tailspin-confusion-i-hadnt-experienced-since-first-time-i-heard-george-w-bush-speak-chelsea-handler
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