Chris Rock Quotes

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karaoke-isnt-fair-when-youre-a-comedian-the-whole-idea-is-to-get-people-laughing-and-enjoying-themselves-and-im-a-professional-funny-guy
movies-have-takes-but-plays-are-like-life-you-dont-really-get-takes
right-now-my-job-is-that-im-like-an-ambulance-chaser-ive-got-to-look-for-movies-with-white-guys-falling-out-of-them
i-think-my-best-work-is-when-im-kind-of-in-charge
there-are-only-three-things-women-need-in-life-food-water-and-compliments
you-dont-pay-taxes-they-take-taxes
a-sense-of-humor-is-great-it-goes-a-long-long-way-in-a-marriage
a-man-is-basically-as-faithful-as-his-options
jude-law-is-in-so-many-movies-that-i-went-to-one-and-when-i-walked-out-they-were-showing-another-on-the-back-wall
you-could-be-married-and-bored-or-single-and-lonely-aint-no-happiness-nowhere
a-man-is-only-as-faithful-as-his-options
ja-rule-is-not-tupac
standup-comedy-is-like-lowest-medium-in-all-show-business-in-levels-respect-chris-rock
after-i-left-high-school-got-my-ged-i-studied-broadcast-journalism-for-year-at-community-college-chris-rock
community-college-is-like-disco-with-books-heres-ten-dollars-let-me-get-my-learn-on-chris-rock
men-are-handicapped-when-it-comes-to-arguing-cause-we-have-need-to-make-sense-chris-rock
you-cannot-win-in-fight-against-women-cause-men-have-need-to-make-sense-chris-rock
you-know-youre-rich-when-you-have-to-drive-for-half-hour-to-get-to-your-house-once-youre-on-your-property-chris-rock
a-black-man-will-be-elected-president-united-states-im-sorry-thats-in-year-10000-chris-rock
if-youre-president-you-only-have-two-jobs-peace-money-chris-rock
i-dont-need-president-with-bucket-list-chris-rock
is-america-ready-for-black-president-well-i-say-we-just-had-retarded-one-when-did-being-black-become-bigger-deterrent-than-being-retarded-chris-rock
if-homeless-person-has-funny-sign-he-hasnt-been-homeless-for-that-long-a-real-homeless-person-is-too-hungry-to-be-funny-chris-rock
women-need-food-water-compliments-thats-right-and-occasional-pair-shoes-chris-rock
only-woman-can-make-you-feel-wrong-for-doing-something-right-chris-rock
if-woman-tells-you-shes-twenty-looks-sixteen-shes-twelve-if-she-tells-you-shes-twentysix-looks-twentysix-shes-damn-near-forty-chris-rock
men-lie-most-women-tell-biggest-lies-chris-rock
men-are-as-faithful-as-their-options-chris-rock
gay-people-got-right-to-be-as-miserable-as-everyone-else-chris-rock
wealth-is-not-about-having-lot-money-its-about-having-lot-options-chris-rock
in-real-life-i-just-got-my-ass-kicked-i-went-home-but-thats-not-funny-episode-chris-rock
you-got-gun-you-dont-have-to-work-out-chris-rock
the-show-is-loosely-based-on-my-life-chris-rock
my-first-year-on-snl-i-made-90000-dollars-chris-rock
artistically-im-curious-but-in-life-no-i-can-go-to-restaurant-order-same-thing-for-10-years-chris-rock
it-used-to-take-years-to-become-junkie-but-crack-cut-that-down-to-37-minutes-chris-rock
black-history-month-is-in-shortest-month-year-coldestjust-in-case-we-want-to-have-parade-chris-rock
if-you-told-me-two-years-i-would-miss-greatest-basketball-game-ever-to-hang-out-with-nathan-lane-id-say-youre-crazy-chris-rock
i-never-had-confidence-to-say-i-was-going-to-be-in-front-camera-as-comedian-until-i-saw-eddie-murphy-years-later-chris-rock
most-people-dont-realize-this-but-you-can-eat-organic-all-natural-glutenfree-food-without-telling-everyone-around-you-chris-rock
school-shootings-were-invented-by-blacks-stolen-by-white-man-chris-rock
i-say-everythings-about-company-a-gourmet-meal-with-asshole-is-horrible-meal-a-hot-dog-with-interesting-person-is-amazing-meal-chris-rock
no-i-want-big-ol-titties-in-my-face-chris-rock
when-youre-doing-bigbudget-movie-youre-four-on-call-sheet-youve-got-lot-free-time-chris-rock
standup-is-only-career-like-that-where-once-you-get-really-big-at-it-people-kind-encourage-you-not-to-do-it-chris-rock
people-want-what-they-want-and-i-guess-that-is-reason-we-have-this-big-credit-card-problem-lot-these-foreclosures-chris-rock
im-happy-if-everybody-else-is-im-big-brother-oldest-if-youre-happy-im-not-im-cool-with-that-if-im-happy-youre-not-im-sad-chris-rock
a-comedy-club-is-place-where-you-work-out-material-youre-trying-material-chris-rock
if-you-want-to-prevent-abortions-you-make-sure-everyone-has-health-care-high-school-education-birth-control-not-exact-opposite-chris-rock
you-know-what-ged-stands-for-good-enough-diploma-chris-rock
you-can-write-great-country-record-still-be-angry-whos-angrier-than-toby-keith-hes-angrier-than-average-10-rappers-chris-rock
when-youve-been-on-ghetto-diet-your-entire-life-youre-just-happy-to-get-large-soda-instead-medium-chris-rock
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