Craig Ferguson Quotes

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i-dont-know-now-if-im-funny-i-just-keep-talking-and-hope-that-i-hit-something-thats-funny
its-not-that-we-fly-by-the-seat-of-our-pants-were-not-afraid-of-failure
i-think-in-our-desire-to-create-a-better-america-we-have-to-have-civilized-debate-in-this-country-and-not-just-yelling
anyone-whos-just-driven-90-yards-against-huge-men-trying-to-kill-them-has-earned-the-right-to-do-jazz-hands
is-it-really-that-important-its-just-television-for-gods-sake-its-not-medicine-something-craig-ferguson
thats-here-on-cbs-where-c-stands-for-classy-bs-speaks-for-itself-craig-ferguson
equestrian-sailing-are-sports-for-people-growing-up-on-mean-streets-connecticut-craig-ferguson
oceans-13-is-all-about-cool-people-having-good-time-who-doesnt-want-to-see-that-well-you-apparantly-cause-youre-watching-me-craig-ferguson
the-truth-is-you-win-lotto-thats-really-how-you-have-to-approach-it-youre-lottery-winner-when-you-get-sitcom-it-goes-craig-ferguson
thank-heaven-election-day-is-over-no-more-campaign-ads-no-more-mudslinging-no-more-candidates-pretending-theyre-straight-its-over-craig-ferguson
i-do-love-america-and-la-is-short-commute-to-america-its-like-half-hour-on-plane-craig-ferguson
former-president-george-w-bush-released-his-new-memoir-by-way-memoir-is-just-fancy-word-for-bunch-stuff-that-happened-to-me-craig-ferguson
i-realize-that-i-am-not-journalist-so-anything-i-say-is-not-important-craig-ferguson
strange-starlike-object-over-oslo-right-before-obama-arrives-a-gift-golden-medal-given-by-group-wise-men-nah-craig-ferguson
oh-satan-youre-wily-one-craig-ferguson
its-easier-to-feel-little-more-spiritual-with-couple-bucks-in-your-pocket-craig-ferguson
thats-why-credit-card-companies-are-evil-are-they-sponsoring-show-tonight-they-are-evil-craig-ferguson
there-is-no-thanksgiving-back-in-old-country-where-i-come-from-you-know-why-because-being-thankful-is-sin-craig-ferguson
i-think-when-you-become-parent-you-go-from-being-star-in-movie-your-own-life-to-supporting-player-in-movie-someone-elses-craig-ferguson
you-clap-the-censor-wakes-up-we-all-get-into-trouble-craig-ferguson
at-cbs-im-in-your-house-im-mindful-that-when-i-do-standup-youre-in-my-home-i-can-say-what-i-want-to-craig-ferguson
when-in-doubt-about-whos-to-blame-blame-english-craig-ferguson
twas-night-before-thanksgiving-all-foods-in-oven-and-im-in-bedroom-performin-self-lovin-craig-ferguson
thanks-cows-i-appreciate-your-tastiness-craig-ferguson
im-gonna-enjoy-being-old-i-think-ill-be-awesome-at-it-craig-ferguson
114-isnt-as-old-as-it-used-to-be-they-say-its-new-104-craig-ferguson
i-have-that-hypocrisy-parent-in-that-im-like-come-on-youve-got-to-toughen-up-at-same-time-let-me-take-care-that-for-you-craig-ferguson
it-may-be-that-fear-contains-information-something-can-be-interesting-if-you-get-to-other-side-that-fear-craig-ferguson
i-dont-think-wood-was-discovered-in-britain-until-1970s-thats-when-i-discovered-it-anyway-craig-ferguson
sometimes-people-think-youre-smart-if-you-question-status-quo-if-nothing-else-craig-ferguson
with-good-parody-you-have-to-be-smarter-that-people-youre-parodying-craig-ferguson
it-s-time-year-when-canadians-mate-craig-ferguson
its-like-sort-internet-ren-fair-its-like-dungeons-dragons-but-for-cool-people-who-have-got-friends-craig-ferguson
the-afghan-government-is-as-corrupt-as-prostitute-with-law-degree-craig-ferguson
you-better-watch-out-you-better-not-cry-you-better-not-pout-im-telling-you-why-cause-santa-clause-might-put-cap-in-your-ass-craig-ferguson
she-still-cared-for-me-best-way-i-could-make-amends-to-her-was-to-be-happy-i-do-have-knack-for-finding-great-women-craig-ferguson
acid-gave-me-clinical-unblinking-look-at-madness-i-discovered-i-wasnt-brave-enough-to-be-insane-craig-ferguson
look-there-is-nothing-you-can-say-about-this-show-that-i-dont-already-know-craig-ferguson
divorce-lawyers-stoke-anger-fear-in-their-clients-knowing-that-as-long-as-conflicts-remain-unresolved-revenue-stream-will-keep-flowing-craig-ferguson
old-people-really-do-have-secret-though-you-wanna-know-what-it-is-luck-craig-ferguson
i-dont-think-theres-anything-wrong-with-telling-truth-i-know-it-isnt-fashionable-craig-ferguson
i-found-out-it-is-just-as-hard-to-make-movie-that-you-are-not-proud-as-it-is-to-make-one-you-love-craig-ferguson
after-all-this-time-i-found-that-novel-is-in-fact-punk-rock-craig-ferguson
i-didnt-flee-dictator-swim-ocean-to-be-american-like-some-do-i-just-thought-long-hard-about-it-craig-ferguson
people-talk-to-old-people-like-theyre-childrenoh-youre-old-arent-you-yeah-im-old-im-not-stupid-craig-ferguson
i-knew-that-i-had-been-partially-right-in-storeroom-above-bar-on-christmas-day-whoever-i-had-become-had-to-die-craig-ferguson
if-i-start-giving-people-what-they-like-ill-turn-into-one-them-i-dont-want-to-be-one-them-i-want-to-be-one-me-craig-ferguson
i-like-football-i-find-its-exciting-strategic-game-its-great-way-to-avoid-conversation-with-your-family-at-thanksgiving-craig-ferguson
i-have-deep-profound-mistrust-all-politicians-craig-ferguson
if-you-cant-trust-you-cant-be-trustworthy-craig-ferguson
i-think-comedy-as-art-involves-audience-as-participant-as-much-as-is-involves-artist-craig-ferguson
if-i-have-nearbeer-im-near-beer-and-if-im-near-beer-im-close-to-tequila-and-if-im-close-to-tequila-im-adjacent-to-cocaine-craig-ferguson
the-worst-gift-i-was-given-is-when-i-got-out-rehab-that-christmas-bottle-wine-it-was-delicious-craig-ferguson
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