Dana Gould Quotes

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i-know-that-big-important-things-dont-just-come-together-overnight-but-ive-been-me-for-long-time-now-its-still-not-working-dana-gould
my-dog-keeps-looking-at-me-as-if-he-knows-my-secret-as-if-he-he-alone-can-see-my-soul-that-he-wants-this-pork-chop-dana-gould
a-lot-people-are-looking-for-their-soul-mates-along-way-its-nice-to-bump-into-some-genital-pals-dana-gould
the-cadillac-escalade-is-perfect-vehicle-for-pimp-with-growing-family-dana-gould
i-dont-want-to-appear-to-be-placing-blame-but-as-far-my-life-is-concerned-everything-is-pretty-much-my-dads-balls-fault-dana-gould
life-is-like-jury-duty-just-do-it-get-it-over-with-dana-gould
my-life-is-just-like-breaking-bad-except-instead-chemistry-teacher-im-just-guy-instead-making-meth-i-dont-do-much-dana-gould
life-is-like-the-muppet-show-but-instead-muppets-theres-anxiety-dana-gould
drum-competitions-are-called-such-because-no-one-wants-to-win-big-beat-off-dana-gould
wrote-science-fiction-novel-about-man-who-wins-argument-with-his-wife-but-it-was-rejected-for-being-too-farfetched-dana-gould
somewhere-woman-is-praying-her-toddler-wins-beauty-pageant-i-say-this-because-sometimes-people-wonder-why-god-lets-tornadoes-happen-dana-gould
i-went-to-high-school-with-some-wonderful-people-but-my-entire-high-school-experience-was-just-waiting-to-leave-dana-gould
did-you-know-that-dog-heaven-cat-hell-were-same-place-dana-gould
every-thanksgiving-we-feed-homeless-they-may-join-us-as-we-celebrate-other-people-finding-home-dana-gould
if-youre-selling-something-on-craiglist-its-never-good-idea-to-end-description-with-may-have-lice-dana-gould
if-my-dog-wants-to-know-why-i-didnt-feed-him-this-morning-he-may-want-to-rethink-walking-out-room-when-im-telling-him-joke-dana-gould
how-come-when-people-wear-half-shirts-its-always-top-half-dana-gould
a-giant-python-was-discovered-in-florida-spooky-news-for-state-that-derives-half-its-income-from-giant-mouse-dana-gould
competition-is-death-art-dana-gould
centuries-ago-human-beings-created-marriage-later-they-looked-to-sky-dreamt-traveling-to-moon-coincidence-dana-gould
theres-nothing-like-clown-with-boner-to-remind-you-that-youre-having-nightmare-dana-gould
every-day-is-gift-that-said-ive-gotten-some-pretty-shitty-gifts-over-years-dana-gould
when-all-people-covered-in-tattoos-turn-about-70-years-old-theyre-going-to-look-like-strange-race-melting-clowns-dana-gould
its-been-years-since-any-hillbilly-has-reported-getting-sodomized-by-alien-did-they-break-up-not-tell-us-dana-gould
cowboy-boots-with-suit-youre-rough-tough-businessman-chaps-with-bow-tie-youre-in-rough-tough-man-business-dana-gould
cotton-candy-like-eating-cloud-diabetes-dana-gould
despite-primitive-brain-octopus-possesses-intricate-system-that-helps-it-decide-which-tentacle-to-masturbate-with-dana-gould
in-world-war-pain-suffering-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-underwater-watch-silver-clutch-rod-for-my-dirt-bike-dana-gould
in-midst-all-candy-commercialism-lets-not-lose-sight-true-meaning-halloween-tree-worship-animal-sacrifice-dana-gould
they-say-that-cats-are-only-animal-that-can-sit-in-your-lap-ignore-you-to-which-i-say-youve-never-been-to-spearmint-rhino-dana-gould
showing-joy-by-jumping-up-down-clapping-goes-away-at-some-point-between-preschool-being-old-enough-to-go-to-orgies-dana-gould
unshaven-dudes-in-hoodies-ski-caps-look-hip-cool-until-they-too-close-to-grocery-cart-full-dented-cans-dana-gould
why-is-it-when-i-have-nothing-to-do-i-drink-more-coffee-its-as-if-im-in-big-hurry-to-get-nothing-done-dana-gould
a-big-blizzard-proves-theres-no-global-warming-in-same-way-being-out-milk-proves-theres-no-such-thing-as-cows-dana-gould
just-saw-woman-with-big-tattoo-jesus-on-her-back-i-guess-its-ixnay-on-oggy-styleday-dana-gould
if-jesus-was-baby-there-was-point-on-that-holiest-nights-in-that-holiest-mangers-where-he-made-big-holy-load-dana-gould
why-do-i-always-meet-women-as-im-leaving-dog-park-with-big-bag-poop-and-its-always-on-day-i-forgot-my-dog-dana-gould
if-life-begins-at-conception-but-you-can-be-born-again-later-only-to-live-on-eternally-after-death-whats-big-deal-about-anything-dana-gould
if-studies-on-lab-rats-are-any-indication-human-beings-have-deepseated-fear-big-scary-cat-being-let-into-their-cage-dana-gould
the-elephant-man-claimed-his-head-was-big-because-its-full-dreams-actually-its-because-his-skull-was-shaped-like-turkey-dana-gould
theres-big-difference-between-poll-workers-pole-workers-sadly-dana-gould
i-have-all-my-exgirlfriends-lumped-into-one-big-girlfriend-i-called-mandy-my-another-neurotic-disappointment-yes-dana-gould
i-like-to-think-doritos-as-emotional-packing-material-to-safeguard-feelings-ive-swallowed-dana-gould
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