Dane Cook Quotes

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i-can-always-get-better-a-lot-of-my-exgirlfriends-dont-think-im-funny
if-you-use-tact-you-can-say-anything-then-make-it-funny
i-like-to-play-guitar-jam-out-play-the-blues-go-watch-movies-i-love-movies
im-quitting-the-business-today-im-going-to-open-up-an-appliance-store-ive-always-really-been-into-toasters-im-giving-it-all-up
anger-has-a-way-of-seeping-into-every-other-emotion-and-planting-itself-in-there
my-fam-is-just-a-regular-family-but-all-of-them-have-great-senses-of-humor
in-school-i-was-pretty-quiet-kinda-shy-until-my-junior-year-but-at-home-i-was-a-freak
we-all-hope-for-breakthrough-rebirth-moments
i-dont-write-any-of-my-material-down-i-like-to-improvise-and-be-spontaneous
valentines-day-is-a-time-to-celebrate-the-joy-of-being-in-love-unless-youre-single-lonely-then-its-called-laundry-day
i-never-leave-a-dog-alone-in-a-car-on-a-hot-day-i-make-sure-its-with-an-elderly-person-holding-a-baby
you-need-to-open-up-your-soul-have-weepthon-dane-cook
text-guy-you-like-right-now-im-thinking-about-you-if-he-says-mmm-are-you-in-bed-never-speak-to-him-again-hes-lifelong-moron-dane-cook
my-grandmother-died-natural-causes-or-as-my-family-calls-it-murdered-by-lord-dane-cook
losing-my-mind-sounds-pessimistic-i-prefer-term-winning-my-insanity-dane-cook
pain-only-hurts-when-you-are-looking-for-reason-to-quit-you-dont-feel-thing-when-you-know-you-can-still-win-dane-cook
if-youre-1-3-girls-in-pics-with-greaseball-whose-arms-are-around-you-at-club-you-lose-at-life-if-youre-greaseball-you-win-dane-cook
i-was-good-at-kickball-i-was-wonderful-at-ah-doing-that-kick-your-leg-goes-up-your-shoe-went-on-top-school-dane-cook
im-curious-by-individuals-that-embrace-half-story-they-can-justify-how-incomplete-they-feel-about-their-own-self-worth-dane-cook
im-not-racist-ive-got-black-president-dane-cook
i-did-standup-comedy-for-seventeen-years-i-need-to-explore-other-things-dane-cook
i-work-with-lot-kids-every-year-for-past-fifteen-years-i-work-at-comedy-camp-where-i-work-with-lot-kids-dane-cook
ive-always-read-books-loved-human-behavior-since-i-was-ten-twelve-years-old-maybe-even-thats-why-i-wanted-to-do-comedy-dane-cook
that-myspace-is-story-year-everyone-but-my-mother-is-on-it-dane-cook
in-year-3000-everything-will-be-instant-dane-cook
when-im-wrong-im-like-emperor-on-death-star-thinking-hell-turn-luke-yet-when-im-right-im-jedi-like-my-father-before-me-dane-cook
when-i-first-hit-scene-it-was-just-lot-go-go-go-go-go-i-have-lot-natural-energy-anyway-but-it-was-over-top-dane-cook
some-people-have-constipation-brain-but-their-mouth-has-runs-dane-cook
if-you-lie-to-person-at-least-tell-someone-else-youve-lied-to-truth-it-balances-out-your-karma-dane-cook
im-focused-on-staying-as-healthy-as-i-can-i-can-work-more-dane-cook
christina-can-sing-all-notes-but-britney-is-just-hot-dane-cook
some-people-give-you-that-motivation-to-work-harder-simply-to-get-hell-away-from-wherever-they-are-dane-cook
any-guy-that-refers-to-dating-women-as-hunt-being-on-prowl-should-be-evaluated-for-number-conditions-dane-cook
when-you-are-doing-standup-comedy-you-are-writer-producer-director-sometimes-bouncer-dane-cook
i-can-do-more-than-just-standup-comedy-only-way-ill-be-able-to-show-that-is-if-i-do-it-myself-because-nobody-trusts-that-i-can-do-it-dane-cook
i-was-being-chased-by-giant-crab-audience-laughs-thats-not-funny-dane-cook
im-sure-that-people-who-have-been-tweeting-funny-things-have-ended-up-on-writing-staffs-late-night-show-dane-cook
video-games-dont-make-people-go-nuts-i-played-super-mario-forever-not-once-hopping-on-turtle-smash-my-head-through-brick-ceiling-dane-cook
sometimes-girls-act-all-tnt-network-because-they-know-drama-thats-when-guys-get-all-tbs-around-you-because-we-think-its-funny-dane-cook
hi-im-buck-tooth-i-like-to-be-outside-past-lips-dane-cook
i-feel-like-gods-have-certainly-patted-me-on-head-dane-cook
when-you-delete-pictures-your-ex-off-your-phone-it-feels-lighter-dane-cook
when-someones-running-late-through-airport-i-hope-they-miss-their-flight-they-can-meet-love-their-life-at-duty-free-shop-dane-cook
saw-lost-dog-sign-with-pic-dog-little-boy-hugging-it-im-assuming-kids-safe-were-just-focusing-on-pooch-dane-cook
theres-estrogen-running-through-my-veins-dane-cook
sometimes-when-you-want-to-make-difference-in-persons-life-stay-out-it-dane-cook
i-get-into-moment-dane-cook
when-i-have-really-hot-date-at-show-i-definitely-make-it-point-to-use-her-name-the-girls-really-love-that-dane-cook
im-not-giving-up-on-life-im-giving-up-on-today-dane-cook
you-cant-become-tempted-if-you-just-give-in-little-quicker-dane-cook
they-used-to-beat-me-up-after-sunday-school-i-used-to-get-beat-up-yeah-thats-nice-little-thank-you-from-jesus-dane-cook
i-miss-dating-only-for-that-final-moment-you-kiss-goodnight-watch-her-get-out-your-car-run-into-police-station-dane-cook
listening-to-evanescence-makes-me-want-to-break-up-with-girl-in-real-time-as-giant-antique-hourglass-falls-to-floor-in-slow-motion-dane-cook
youve-gotta-share-whats-going-on-in-your-mind-dane-cook
drive-ego-cocksureness-are-all-essential-elements-in-terms-getting-exactly-what-you-want-but-losing-everything-youve-got-dane-cook
sometimes-only-solution-is-figuring-out-bigger-problem-to-focus-on-dane-cook
the-problem-with-dating-model-is-they-wont-go-out-with-you-if-your-cars-color-doesnt-match-their-outfit-dane-cook
im-shooting-pilot-based-on-my-show-its-onecamera-show-i-play-myself-dane-cook
ive-lived-in-la-for-long-i-dont-even-know-what-is-real-what-isnt-any-more-dane-cook
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