Darynda Jones Quotes

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surely-my-macking-on-some-guy-in-insane-asylum-wouldnt-hurt-him-hed-been-living-with-his-stalker-for-heavens-sake-darynda-jones
i-like-to-see-glass-as-half-full-hopefully-jack-daniels-darynda-jones
i-may-not-look-like-much-but-im-expert-at-pretending-to-be-ninja-darynda-jones
jesus-may-love-you-but-im-his-favourite-darynda-jones
i-may-not-have-any-skeletons-in-my-closet-but-i-do-have-little-box-souls-in-my-sock-drawer-tshirt-darynda-jones
life-is-not-about-finding-yourself-its-mostly-about-chocolate-tshirt-darynda-jones
my-goal-in-life-is-to-have-psychiatric-disorder-named-after-me-darynda-jones
a-split-second-later-my-life-flashed-before-my-eyes-i-came-to-one-important-conclusion-about-it-it-was-fun-while-it-lasted-darynda-jones
nobody-wants-to-look-like-fool-nine-times-out-ten-that-reason-alone-keeps-people-from-allowing-themselves-to-believe-darynda-jones
i-stop-fighting-my-inner-demons-were-on-same-side-now-tshirt-darynda-jones
a-clear-conscience-is-usually-sign-bad-memory-steven-wright-darynda-jones
can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-led-way-her-disposition-doing-180-on-dime-kids-cant-live-with-em-cant-eat-em-for-lunch-darynda-jones
pretending-to-drink-coffee-was-similar-to-faking-orgasm-darynda-jones
after-geological-epoch-passed-in-which-singlecelled-organisms-evolved-into-talk-show-hosts-mr-coffee-was-still-holding-out-on-me-darynda-jones
that-took-balls-please-i-said-with-snort-that-took-ovaries-of-which-i-have-two-darynda-jones
maybe-i-needed-sensitivity-training-i-once-signed-up-for-anger-management-class-but-instructor-pissed-me-off-darynda-jones
if-i-couldnt-be-good-example-id-just-have-to-be-horrible-warning-darynda-jones
i-sort-got-off-on-making-bad-guys-sweat-which-was-not-unlike-my-love-making-good-guys-sweat-just-by-different-means-darynda-jones
he-had-threatened-my-parents-i-had-to-remember-that-still-it-was-really-hard-to-stay-mad-at-wounded-naked-man-darynda-jones
he-turned-corner-flipped-me-off-at-same-time-see-men-could-multitask-i-was-proud-him-darynda-jones
god-i-loved-sammy-id-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset-when-i-asked-for-his-hand-darynda-jones
he-was-leaving-my-stepmother-for-sailboat-not-that-i-blamed-him-a-sailboat-would-at-least-be-useful-darynda-jones
and-as-your-writing-evolves-what-you-need-get-from-it-evolves-darynda-jones
make-it-unique-make-it-shine-darynda-jones
there-is-difference-between-fresh-weird-you-never-want-to-throw-your-reader-out-story-keep-it-fresh-but-natural-darynda-jones
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