Darynda Jones Quotes

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surely-my-macking-on-some-guy-in-insane-asylum-wouldnt-hurt-him-hed-been-living-with-his-stalker-for-heavens-sake-darynda-jones
i-like-to-see-glass-as-half-full-hopefully-jack-daniels-darynda-jones
i-may-not-look-like-much-but-im-expert-at-pretending-to-be-ninja-darynda-jones
jesus-may-love-you-but-im-his-favourite-darynda-jones
i-may-not-have-any-skeletons-in-my-closet-but-i-do-have-little-box-souls-in-my-sock-drawer-tshirt-darynda-jones
life-is-not-about-finding-yourself-its-mostly-about-chocolate-tshirt-darynda-jones
my-goal-in-life-is-to-have-psychiatric-disorder-named-after-me-darynda-jones
a-split-second-later-my-life-flashed-before-my-eyes-i-came-to-one-important-conclusion-about-it-it-was-fun-while-it-lasted-darynda-jones
nobody-wants-to-look-like-fool-nine-times-out-ten-that-reason-alone-keeps-people-from-allowing-themselves-to-believe-darynda-jones
i-stop-fighting-my-inner-demons-were-on-same-side-now-tshirt-darynda-jones
a-clear-conscience-is-usually-sign-bad-memory-steven-wright-darynda-jones
can-i-brush-your-hair-she-asked-as-she-led-way-her-disposition-doing-180-on-dime-kids-cant-live-with-em-cant-eat-em-for-lunch-darynda-jones
pretending-to-drink-coffee-was-similar-to-faking-orgasm-darynda-jones
after-geological-epoch-passed-in-which-singlecelled-organisms-evolved-into-talk-show-hosts-mr-coffee-was-still-holding-out-on-me-darynda-jones
that-took-balls-please-i-said-with-snort-that-took-ovaries-of-which-i-have-two-darynda-jones
maybe-i-needed-sensitivity-training-i-once-signed-up-for-anger-management-class-but-instructor-pissed-me-off-darynda-jones
if-i-couldnt-be-good-example-id-just-have-to-be-horrible-warning-darynda-jones
i-sort-got-off-on-making-bad-guys-sweat-which-was-not-unlike-my-love-making-good-guys-sweat-just-by-different-means-darynda-jones
he-had-threatened-my-parents-i-had-to-remember-that-still-it-was-really-hard-to-stay-mad-at-wounded-naked-man-darynda-jones
he-turned-corner-flipped-me-off-at-same-time-see-men-could-multitask-i-was-proud-him-darynda-jones
god-i-loved-sammy-id-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset-when-i-asked-for-his-hand-darynda-jones
he-was-leaving-my-stepmother-for-sailboat-not-that-i-blamed-him-a-sailboat-would-at-least-be-useful-darynda-jones
and-as-your-writing-evolves-what-you-need-get-from-it-evolves-darynda-jones
make-it-unique-make-it-shine-darynda-jones
there-is-difference-between-fresh-weird-you-never-want-to-throw-your-reader-out-story-keep-it-fresh-but-natural-darynda-jones
if-you-can-master-opening-you-will-be-leaps-bounds-ahead-competition-darynda-jones
the-key-to-high-concept-is-that-fresh-twist-make-it-big-one-wow-your-reader-force-her-to-gasp-when-she-comes-to-that-part-in-your-story-darynda-jones
when-life-hands-you-lemons-say-lemons-what-else-have-you-got-bumper-sticker-darynda-jones
developing-your-voice-takes-time-practice-darynda-jones
you-do-have-tendency-to-severe-spinal-cords-only-for-you-darynda-jones
the-point-is-stories-can-be-all-lengths-never-underestimate-power-less-is-more-darynda-jones
never-wait-for-your-muse-train-himher-to-show-up-to-work-when-you-do-by-pushing-on-its-dominant-submission-thing-darynda-jones
never-knock-on-deaths-door-ring-doorbell-then-run-he-totally-hates-that-tshirt-darynda-jones
if-it-werent-for-physics-law-enforcement-id-be-unstoppable-darynda-jones
paperwork-wouldnt-be-bad-if-it-werent-for-all-paper-and-work-darynda-jones
im-currently-unsupervised-it-frisks-me-out-too-but-possibilities-are-endless-darynda-jones
since-i-had-soft-spot-for-zombies-my-curiosity-was-killing-me-i-opted-for-plan-z-darynda-jones
does-uncle-bob-have-anything-i-heard-he-has-std-i-mean-on-women-oh-i-have-no-idea-if-they-have-any-stds-darynda-jones
youre-reason-i-get-up-in-morning-that-i-need-to-pee-darynda-jones
i-lost-my-virginity-but-i-still-have-box-it-came-in-tshirt-darynda-jones
do-you-believe-in-love-at-first-sight-should-i-walk-by-again-_tshirt-darynda-jones
danger-attitude-subject-to-change-without-notice_tshirt-darynda-jones
wow-my-partnerships-are-multiplying-like-bunnies-on-viagra-darynda-jones
never-trust-man-with-penis-darynda-jones
sometimes-i-write-drink-coffee-on-my-to-do-list-just-to-feel-like-ive-accomplish-somethingstatus-update-darynda-jones
you-know-you-have-add-when-look-a-chicken-tshirt-darynda-jones
he-bombarded-me-with-words-all-things-apparently-clueless-to-fact-that-predawn-hours-rendered-me-incapable-coherent-thought-darynda-jones
there-are-few-personal-problems-that-cant-be-solved-with-suitable-application-high-explosives-darynda-jones
for-first-time-in-my-life-i-was-in-shootout-a-real-honesttogoodness-shootout-with-bad-guy-and-apparently-we-both-sucked-darynda-jones
i-stood-walked-around-desk-i-could-stand-over-him-menacingly-like-darth-vader-only-with-better-lung-capacity-darynda-jones
insanity-does-not-run-in-my-family-it-strolls-through-takes-its-time-gets-to-know-everyone-personally-tshirt-darynda-jones
want-coffee-i-asked-as-i-headed-that-way-its-three-thirty-in-morning-okay-want-coffee-darynda-jones
i-do-not-i-felt-oddly-appalled-by-her-statement-im-excellent-liar-ask-my-dentist-he-swears-i-floss-regularly-darynda-jones
in-moment-sheer-terror-i-realized-i-couldnt-feel-my-brain-it-was-there-just-minute-ago-maybe-i-really-was-dead-do-i-look-dead-to-you-darynda-jones
my-powers-persuasion-are-only-as-strong-as-bullshit-i-have-to-back-it-up-charley-davidson-darynda-jones