David Cross Quotes

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besides-if-people-really-want-to-support-the-troops-they-would-vote-democrat
nobody-is-going-to-be-as-bad-for-free-thinking-rightminded-individuals-than-george-bush
because-youve-been-on-dates-where-yknow-you-forget-to-open-your-eyes-wear-pants-speak-english-david-cross
you-have-to-have-some-level-attachment-you-can-still-have-passion-believe-but-it-has-to-be-softened-somewhat-david-cross
you-cannot-win-war-on-terrorism-its-like-having-war-on-jealousy-david-cross
abandoned-babies-are-unfortunate-unwanted-results-once-urgent-desire-to-have-orgasm-david-cross
i-lived-in-la-for-almost-nine-years-if-i-never-went-back-there-again-it-would-be-fine-david-cross
i-love-tinkle-its-really-most-fun-ive-had-in-years-david-cross
i-have-no-hesitation-doing-childrens-movies-zero-and-i-dont-even-have-kids-david-cross
i-have-always-tried-to-use-humor-to-help-ever-hurt-never-for-i-find-that-to-laugh-is-like-swallowing-secret-that-santa-claus-farted-david-cross
i-think-id-be-really-good-dad-so-perhaps-im-doing-society-disservice-by-not-having-as-many-kids-as-possible-david-cross
so-all-my-friends-have-kids-now-which-i-think-is-rude-david-cross
im-pretty-happy-i-obviously-have-complaints-about-things-but-for-most-part-im-on-aboveaverage-side-happy-people-david-cross
its-just-easy-catchall-to-describe-style-because-there-are-lot-alternative-comics-who-are-completely-different-from-each-other-david-cross
ive-got-lot-friends-there-there-is-stuff-to-do-but-as-much-as-i-dislike-la-i-really-like-living-working-in-new-york-city-david-cross
i-love-doing-stuff-with-todd-barry-jon-benjamin-we-give-stage-to-good-bands-funny-people-david-cross
there-is-nothing-interesting-about-just-seeing-me-doing-show-then-seeing-fans-how-much-people-love-me-david-cross
i-really-dont-have-problem-with-gay-marriage-because-im-tolerant-rational-david-cross
my-biggest-problem-is-retaining-exact-information-david-cross
if-you-want-to-reinstate-144-billion-dollars-that-bush-cut-out-veterans-program-then-vote-democrat-david-cross
i-was-born-jewish-but-i-am-atheist-i-dont-believe-in-god-david-cross
there-are-really-funny-alternative-comics-really-funny-straight-comics-who-write-perform-traditionally-david-cross
sketches-have-characters-exits-entrances-are-vastly-different
i-was-heavily-influenced-by-andy-kaufman-steven-wright
i-also-try-to-think-ways-to-articulate-joke-more-economically
i-dont-think-hbo-would-want-to-do-anything-in-conjunction-with-sub-pop-but-i-never-asked-either
its-not-about-trying-to-be-funny-all-time-its-more-document-that-hopefully-is-funny
originally-they-wanted-me-to-be-buster-but-i-really-like-tobias-part
you-cant-just-yell-jokes-at-people
i-hate-bumper-stickers-you-cant-sum-anything-up-all-you-do-is-paint-yourself-in-some-caricaturist-corner
the-best-thing-about-me-is-there-are-no-skeletons
i-remember-being-kid-vietnam-war-was-huge-looking-at-watergate
i-think-people-for-most-part-actually-want-what-they-think-is-best
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