Demetri Martin Quotes

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i-wanna-make-a-jigsaw-puzzle-thats-40000-pieces-and-when-you-finish-it-it-says-go-outside
the-digital-camera-is-a-great-invention-because-it-allows-us-to-reminisce-instantly
i-think-the-worst-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-is-during-a-game-of-charades-or-a-game-of-fake-heart-attack
its-always-helpful-to-remember-that-in-grand-scheme-things-you-are-much-more-important-than-um-wait-than-something-maybe-demetri-martin
small-businesses-are-important-but-are-tiny-businesses-demetri-martin
the-best-way-to-make-somebody-feel-important-is-to-try-to-assassinate-them-demetri-martin
i-think-most-annoying-language-is-tie-between-all-ones-i-dont-know-how-to-speak-demetri-martin
i-wasnt-even-big-comedy-nerd-a-lot-comedians-i-know-lot-my-friends-are-comedians-they-knew-lot-about-comedy-growing-up-demetri-martin
the-definition-adventure-depends-upon-how-boring-your-life-is-demetri-martin
the-key-to-life-is-balance-especially-if-you-are-on-ledge-demetri-martin
i-bought-new-pair-pajamas-with-pockets-which-is-great-cause-now-i-dont-have-to-hold-things-when-i-sleep-demetri-martin
futon-world-wonderful-place-that-becomes-slowly-less-comfortable-over-time-demetri-martin
the-chances-someone-who-looks-like-jesus-having-pot-raises-steadily-to-point-if-guy-is-on-cross-you-may-have-wrong-guy-demetri-martin
if-only-loud-people-were-even-half-as-interesting-as-they-think-they-are-demetri-martin
i-was-student-council-president-in-high-school-even-in-law-school-i-was-vicepresident-student-bar-association-demetri-martin
there-is-small-but-important-difference-between-peeing-in-pool-peeing-into-pool-demetri-martin
no-one-ever-thinks-about-guy-who-was-raised-by-guy-who-was-raised-by-wolves-demetri-martin
never-be-less-interesting-than-your-refrigerator-magnets-demetri-martin
i-am-mystery-wrapped-in-enigma-wrapped-in-pita-why-pita-that-counts-as-another-mystery-demetri-martin
glitter-is-herpes-craft-supplies-demetri-martin
another-term-for-balloon-is-bad-breath-holder-demetri-martin
regarding-the-marching-band-how-much-more-interesting-it-would-be-to-see-creeping-band-demetri-martin
the-boomerang-is-australias-chief-export-then-import-demetri-martin
fact-the-plastic-knife-is-perfect-for-when-person-just-wants-to-make-some-marks-on-his-food-get-insanely-frustrated-at-same-time-demetri-martin
hotel-conundrum-the-continental-breakfast-what-is-it-that-makes-continents-shitty-at-providing-adequate-breakfast-demetri-martin
i-learned-this-summer-that-peeing-in-pool-peeing-into-pool-are-different-things-location-location-location-demetri-martin
i-started-being-comedy-fan-when-i-was-im-going-to-guess-like-5-6-years-old-demetri-martin
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