Dennis Miller Quotes

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here-in-hollywood-you-can-actually-get-a-marriage-license-printed-on-an-etchasketch
i-rant-therefore-i-am
the-death-penalty-is-becoming-a-way-of-life-in-this-country
you-know-there-is-a-problem-with-the-education-system-when-you-realize-that-out-of-the-3-rs-only-one-begins-with-an-r
the-american-education-system-couldnt-be-more-badly-directed-or-poorly-funded-if-the-secretary-of-education-were-ed-wood
the-average-americans-day-planner-has-fewer-holes-in-it-than-ray-charless-dart-board
the-radical-right-is-so-homophobic-that-theyre-blaming-global-warming-on-the-aids-quilt
santa-is-very-jolly-because-he-knows-where-all-the-bad-girls-live
a-good-rule-of-thumb-is-if-youve-made-it-to-thirtyfive-and-your-job-still-requires-you-to-wear-a-name-tag-youve-made-a-serious-vocational-error
i-went-to-a-bookstore-and-asked-the-saleswoman-where-the-self-help-section-was-she-said-if-she-told-me-it-would-defeat-the-purpose
a-recent-conversation-dubya-look-at-the-clock-time-is-racing-cheney-thats-the-second-hand-george
im-like-bush-i-see-the-world-more-like-checkers-than-chess
washington-dc-is-to-lying-what-wisconsin-is-to-cheese
growing-up-my-family-wasnt-tight-we-were-more-like-tour-group-with-secrets-dennis-miller
the-quarterbacks-spending-much-time-behind-center-that-he-may-jeopardize-his-right-to-lead-boy-scout-troop-dennis-miller
im-extremely-moved-by-loving-caring-relationship-president-always-seems-to-have-with-his-imaginary-son-dennis-miller
america-may-be-best-country-in-world-but-thats-kind-like-being-valedictorian-summer-school-dennis-miller
its-your-living-room-its-your-life-go-nuts-you-like-home-improvement-tape-it-go-over-it-like-its-zapruder-film-dennis-miller
sure-lion-is-king-junglebut-airdrop-him-into-antarctica-hes-just-penguins-bitch-dennis-miller
a-recent-police-study-found-that-youre-much-more-likely-to-get-shot-by-fat-cop-if-you-run-dennis-miller
and-by-way-my-belief-is-that-if-men-were-ones-getting-pregnant-abortions-would-be-easier-to-get-than-food-poisoning-in-moscow-dennis-miller
in-late-twentieth-century-staying-sober-has-become-just-as-much-addiction-as-getting-wasted-dennis-miller
even-best-psychiatrist-is-like-blindfolded-auto-mechanic-poking-around-under-your-hood-with-giant-foam-were-1-finger-dennis-miller
detroits-bad-this-year-they-might-lose-their-bye-week-dennis-miller
but-biggest-fake-year-paul-begalas-last-smile-dennis-miller
should-i-really-care-what-kind-beer-frogs-recommend-dennis-miller
the-only-way-french-are-going-in-is-if-we-tell-them-we-found-truffles-in-iraq-dennis-miller
i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-thats-driven-by-their-limbic-part-their-brain-we-all-know-that-exists-in-person-dennis-miller
liberals-always-feel-your-pain-unless-course-they-caused-it-dennis-miller
how-many-those-dead-animals-you-see-on-highway-are-suicides-dennis-miller
youve-got-bad-eating-habits-if-you-use-grocery-cart-in-7eleven-dennis-miller
big-deal-he-scored-the-last-time-i-saw-someone-dance-like-that-i-had-to-pay-her-20-have-my-pants-dry-cleaned-next-day-dennis-miller
hey-cunningham-andy-warhol-called-youre-at-1455-were-tickin-bigtime-here-chachi-dennis-miller
what-do-you-expect-from-culture-nation-that-exerted-more-its-national-will-fighting-against-disney-world-big-macs-than-nazis-dennis-miller
if-youre-man-you-have-big-tits-dont-wear-tight-tshirt-okay-it-confuses-children-dennis-miller
drop-veneer-periodically-be-like-ok-im-imperfect-human-lets-try-to-get-through-this-dennis-miller
its-nice-to-be-included-in-broadcast-food-chain-dennis-miller
i-dont-know-about-you-but-in-my-neighborhood-they-just-opened-starbucks-in-a-starbucks-dennis-miller
their-offense-is-shakier-than-katherine-hepburn-after-allnight-espresso-bender-at-starbucks-dennis-miller
homosexuals-are-entering-mainstream-because-theyre-becoming-as-boring-as-tedious-as-any-other-splinter-group-dennis-miller
americans-stick-their-nose-where-it-doesnt-belong-more-than-cyrano-de-bergerac-giving-head-dennis-miller
its-foolish-to-be-prejudiced-there-are-many-reasons-to-hate-people-on-individual-basis-dennis-miller
im-actually-equal-parts-cynicism-apathy-im-always-willing-to-believe-worst-as-long-as-it-doesnt-take-too-much-effort-dennis-miller
americans-could-be-any-more-self-absorbed-if-they-were-made-equal-parts-water-paper-towel-dennis-miller
im-one-more-pessimistic-cats-on-planet-i-make-van-gogh-look-like-rodeo-clown-dennis-miller
the-average-americans-day-planner-has-fewer-holes-in-it-than-ray-charless-dart-board-dennis-miller