Dennis Miller Quotes

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here-in-hollywood-you-can-actually-get-a-marriage-license-printed-on-an-etchasketch
i-rant-therefore-i-am
the-death-penalty-is-becoming-a-way-of-life-in-this-country
you-know-there-is-a-problem-with-the-education-system-when-you-realize-that-out-of-the-3-rs-only-one-begins-with-an-r
the-american-education-system-couldnt-be-more-badly-directed-or-poorly-funded-if-the-secretary-of-education-were-ed-wood
the-average-americans-day-planner-has-fewer-holes-in-it-than-ray-charless-dart-board
the-radical-right-is-so-homophobic-that-theyre-blaming-global-warming-on-the-aids-quilt
santa-is-very-jolly-because-he-knows-where-all-the-bad-girls-live
a-good-rule-of-thumb-is-if-youve-made-it-to-thirtyfive-and-your-job-still-requires-you-to-wear-a-name-tag-youve-made-a-serious-vocational-error
i-went-to-a-bookstore-and-asked-the-saleswoman-where-the-self-help-section-was-she-said-if-she-told-me-it-would-defeat-the-purpose
a-recent-conversation-dubya-look-at-the-clock-time-is-racing-cheney-thats-the-second-hand-george
im-like-bush-i-see-the-world-more-like-checkers-than-chess
washington-dc-is-to-lying-what-wisconsin-is-to-cheese
growing-up-my-family-wasnt-tight-we-were-more-like-tour-group-with-secrets-dennis-miller
the-quarterbacks-spending-much-time-behind-center-that-he-may-jeopardize-his-right-to-lead-boy-scout-troop-dennis-miller
im-extremely-moved-by-loving-caring-relationship-president-always-seems-to-have-with-his-imaginary-son-dennis-miller
america-may-be-best-country-in-world-but-thats-kind-like-being-valedictorian-summer-school-dennis-miller
its-your-living-room-its-your-life-go-nuts-you-like-home-improvement-tape-it-go-over-it-like-its-zapruder-film-dennis-miller
sure-lion-is-king-junglebut-airdrop-him-into-antarctica-hes-just-penguins-bitch-dennis-miller
a-recent-police-study-found-that-youre-much-more-likely-to-get-shot-by-fat-cop-if-you-run-dennis-miller
and-by-way-my-belief-is-that-if-men-were-ones-getting-pregnant-abortions-would-be-easier-to-get-than-food-poisoning-in-moscow-dennis-miller
in-late-twentieth-century-staying-sober-has-become-just-as-much-addiction-as-getting-wasted-dennis-miller
even-best-psychiatrist-is-like-blindfolded-auto-mechanic-poking-around-under-your-hood-with-giant-foam-were-1-finger-dennis-miller
detroits-bad-this-year-they-might-lose-their-bye-week-dennis-miller
but-biggest-fake-year-paul-begalas-last-smile-dennis-miller
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