Don Rickles Quotes

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Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
some-people-say-funny-things-but-i-say-things-funny
the-old-days-were-the-old-days-and-they-were-great-days-but-now-is-now
i-dont-feel-obligation-to-give-everyone-hard-time-but-when-theyre-important-people-its-fun-don-rickles
to-me-stand-up-part-in-my-life-is-great-i-know-i-can-do-that-when-i-get-acting-chance-im-really-thrilled-don-rickles
half-battle-is-that-people-have-to-like-you-before-you-say-one-joke-one-bit-humor-don-rickles
it-takes-many-years-to-be-great-comedian-don-rickles
ive-never-gambled-dime-never-in-all-my-years-in-vegas-don-rickles
ive-got-accountant-whos-been-with-me-forty-years-if-he-makes-mistake-he-dies-don-rickles
i-have-to-have-energy-because-i-have-lot-expenses-a-couple-cars-couple-dogs-big-estate-don-rickles
so-many-young-people-think-big-sex-act-is-whole-movie-but-thats-not-case-you-need-to-be-able-to-talk-laugh-cry-together-don-rickles
everything-i-do-on-stage-i-made-up-in-saloons-i-started-doing-it-in-front-people-that-became-my-performance-i-never-had-writers-don-rickles
when-you-talk-about-george-burns-youre-talking-about-living-legend-well-legend-anyhow-don-rickles
i-think-if-i-took-therapy-doctor-would-quit-hed-just-pick-up-couch-walk-out-room-don-rickles
the-thing-i-love-about-vegas-is-that-its-melting-pot-its-like-working-ellis-island-don-rickles
smartphones-who-cares-smartphones-i-only-have-dummy-phones-don-rickles
room-service-is-great-if-you-want-to-pay-500-for-club-sandwich-don-rickles
im-shy-i-became-outgoing-to-protect-my-shyness-don-rickles
its-sweet-to-have-people-say-nice-things-about-you-i-always-accept-that-don-rickles
everything-ive-ever-done-in-my-whole-career-people-might-not-know-ive-never-written-anything-down-on-paper-don-rickles
i-cannot-tell-joke-but-i-can-do-situation-that-it-becomes-joke-don-rickles
i-do-situations-make-fun-authority-life-don-rickles
i-have-problem-if-light-goes-on-on-tv-it-blinks-midnight-i-dont-know-how-to-fix-it-don-rickles
the-man-i-adored-miss-him-terribly-was-johnny-carson-don-rickles
i-can-sit-all-day-in-comfortable-chair-watch-ball-games-but-i-dont-need-blanket-don-rickles
no-matter-where-you-go-in-this-world-you-will-always-find-jew-sitting-in-beach-chair-next-to-you-don-rickles
eddie-fisher-married-to-elizabeth-taylor-is-like-me-trying-to-wash-empire-state-building-with-bar-soap-don-rickles
its-tough-having-last-name-rickles-luckily-my-kids-handled-it-great-don-rickles
when-youre-18-youre-just-busy-being-scared-having-fun-crazy-mixture-that-you-never-thought-dying-don-rickles
i-would-describe-myself-as-guy-thats-normal-but-has-tendency-to-rib-people-but-never-in-meanspirited-way-don-rickles
people-think-being-in-your-seventies-means-sitting-around-in-chair-with-blanket-over-your-legs-drooling-don-rickles
youve-got-to-be-able-to-sell-yourself-don-rickles
struggling-is-hard-because-you-never-know-whats-at-end-tunnel
if-i-were-to-insult-people-mean-it-that-wouldnt-be-funny
i-dont-like-to-compare-myself-with-anybody
i-like-to-think-im-like-guy-who-goes-to-office-christmas-party-friday-night-insults-some-people-but-still-has-his-job-monday-morning
whatever-you-do-to-gain-success-you-have-to-hang-in-there-hope-good-things-happen-always-think-positive
theres-difference-between-actual-insult-friendly-jab-so-i-dont-think-im-offensive-onstage
the-average-person-pushes-elevator-button-6-7-minutes-before-realizing-its-not-working-i-did-study-on-this-you-know
my-wife-came-into-my-life-my-mother-still-wanted-to-be-boss
yeah-i-make-fun-blacks-why-not-im-not-black
you-know-how-fighter-always-comes-into-dressing-room-way-before-fight-thats-me-im-like-fighter
italians-are-fantastic-people-really-they-can-work-you-over-in-alley-while-singing-opera
among-my-friends-im-not-little-boy-scout-they-love-my-humor-thank-god
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