Doug Stanhope Quotes

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you-forget-when-youre-in-scandinavian-countries-you-forget-they-dont-speak-english-first-they-speak-better-than-i-do-doug-stanhope
people-hate-people-just-cause-they-want-someone-different-to-hate-doug-stanhope
life-is-like-animal-porn-its-not-for-everyone-doug-stanhope
if-you-start-to-smell-some-shit-you-start-smelling-all-shit-doug-stanhope
nationalism-does-nothing-but-teach-you-to-hate-people-you-never-met-to-take-pride-in-accomplishments-you-had-no-part-in-doug-stanhope
everything-that-is-going-to-kill-you-is-extremely-appetizing-doug-stanhope
what-ive-lost-in-years-ive-gained-in-wisdom-bullshit-i-havent-learnt-one-thing-in-last-15-years-that-hasnt-just-depressed-me-more-doug-stanhope
democracy-is-worst-kind-government-im-sorry-would-you-still-call-yourself-christian-if-they-elected-new-jesus-every-four-years-doug-stanhope
i-am-42-years-old-i-have-9000-i-am-out-ideas-ive-nothing-to-spend-it-on-im-bored-shitless-i-will-die-with-that-9000-doug-stanhope
in-20-years-comedy-ive-probably-had-dozen-good-points-doug-stanhope
religion-is-by-no-means-proper-subject-conversation-in-mixed-company-doug-stanhope
i-dont-like-life-that-much-its-not-that-big-deal-for-me-i-dont-want-to-know-i-have-cancer-till-its-visible-to-naked-eye-doug-stanhope
right-at-end-big-wall-vibrators-2995-big-rubber-fist-thirty-bucks-just-in-time-for-mothers-day-doug-stanhope
the-revolution-i-was-starting-where-i-thought-i-could-yell-at-200-people-in-bar-every-night-change-world-didnt-quite-happen-doug-stanhope
i-was-23-with-mullet-doing-lots-jerkoff-materiali-cant-look-at-old-tapes-now-doug-stanhope
if-youre-in-highschool-youre-not-having-fun-quit-doug-stanhope
ive-done-coke-til-my-nose-was-bleeding-like-fourth-week-lilith-fair-doug-stanhope
you-should-laugh-everywhere-you-can-find-even-slightest-glimmer-humour-doug-stanhope
the-catholic-church-has-lot-more-money-than-any-colombian-cartel-they-leave-lot-more-bodies-in-their-wake-doug-stanhope
it-was-either-me-confucius-that-said-journey-thousand-miles-begins-with-vicious-ass-raping-at-airport-security-doug-stanhope
they-should-raise-alcohol-age-to-60-at-least-youd-have-something-to-look-forward-to-at-this-point-doug-stanhope
invent-new-drugs-thats-what-you-should-be-doing-fight-to-get-new-weirder-ones-weirder-establishments-to-do-them-in-doug-stanhope
there-should-be-no-such-thing-as-vice-law-every-vice-is-only-bad-habit-punishment-is-inherent-in-act-doug-stanhope
my-first-open-mic-i-drank-full-pitcher-beer-by-myself-i-wasnt-afraid-being-in-front-people-as-much-as-is-this-funny-doug-stanhope
every-17-seconds-child-dies-on-this-planet-from-no-clean-drinking-water-good-lets-try-to-speed-it-up-there-are-too-many-people-doug-stanhope
the-characteristic-wellbred-man-is-to-converse-with-his-inferiors-without-insolence-with-his-superiors-with-respect-with-ease-doug-stanhope
i-have-no-fear-death-except-i-hate-waiting-for-it-doug-stanhope
im-pretty-drunk-bored-with-yelling-at-stone-walls-that-are-your-minds-doug-stanhope
babies-are-like-poems-theyre-beautiful-to-their-creator-but-to-other-people-theyre-silly-theyre-irritating-doug-stanhope
i-used-to-do-boiler-room-telemarketing-for-living-like-hardcore-fraud-stuff-that-gets-busted-on-60-minutes-every-week-doug-stanhope
i-immediately-split-crowd-i-thought-about-coming-on-every-night-shouting-gay-pride-white-power-just-to-confuse-people-doug-stanhope
pot-is-to-narcotics-what-herpes-is-to-social-diseases-it-doesnt-count-cos-its-not-really-dangerous-its-too-easy-to-get-doug-stanhope
hes-my-usual-type-fan-school-shooter-who-didnt-have-bullets-now-hes-all-awkward-alone-doug-stanhope
i-have-picture-i-keep-in-my-wallet-my-fathers-corpse-i-keep-that-picture-in-my-wallet-to-show-people-who-show-me-baby-pictures-doug-stanhope
if-i-was-freak-nature-hell-yeah-i-wanna-do-freak-shows-i-dont-wanna-be-applying-for-jobs-at-mall-doug-stanhope
what-ever-happened-to-freak-shows-back-in-twenties-when-elephant-man-was-born-at-least-he-had-job-waiting-for-him-doug-stanhope
i-have-kind-show-that-reminds-you-your-problems-then-i-talk-about-other-problems-you-didnt-even-know-you-had-until-tonight-doug-stanhope
america-takes-credit-for-giving-you-freedom-that-you-had-anyway-its-like-going-to-wedding-putting-your-tag-on-somebody-elses-box-doug-stanhope
not-only-are-voices-in-your-head-real-but-theyre-accurate-as-well-doug-stanhope
shouldnt-longterm-goal-any-society-be-complete-unemployment-doug-stanhope
they-never-differentiate-between-drug-users-drug-addicts-ive-done-most-drugs-there-are-socially-i-never-had-problem-doug-stanhope
theres-fine-line-between-being-sicko-adventurous-spirit-doug-stanhope
we-have-no-healthcare-we-have-all-guns-in-world-it-makes-you-think-twice-before-you-start-throwing-punches-in-bar-doug-stanhope
when-i-say-that-asian-women-are-beautiful-its-not-sexual-thing-im-not-being-degrading-i-find-them-sexually-repulsive-doug-stanhope
even-your-religious-friends-do-not-want-to-hear-about-god-during-medical-diagnosis-doug-stanhope
when-you-come-out-that-pink-ugly-hole-onto-this-planet-youre-nothing-but-gooey-shrieking-wrinkled-ball-weakness-doug-stanhope
before-modern-medicine-would-pussies-just-generally-rot-up-inside-you-fall-out-you-like-spoiled-oysters-on-sidewalk-doug-stanhope
pussy-really-is-ultimate-motivator-all-mankind-no-dont-clap-this-is-flaw-in-system-doug-stanhope
complaining-that-comic-is-drunk-is-like-going-to-titty-bar-complaining-because-your-lapdancer-is-communist-doug-stanhope
that-place-is-behind-times-you-cant-even-get-aids-there-yet-doug-stanhope
dont-eat-mushroom-stem-see-colors-eat-whole-bag-see-god-doug-stanhope
coward-is-most-misused-word-in-our-society-doug-stanhope
i-dont-know-both-my-parents-are-dead-so-wait-i-got-pictures-their-corpses-in-my-wallet-i-had-them-blown-up-as-murals-here-doug-stanhope
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