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hanging-out-with-women-on-platonic-level-is-like-spending-time-with-someone-from-europe-its-not-better-worse-but-it-is-different-dov-davidoff
fake-titties-are-inversely-proportioned-to-their-owners-level-self-esteem-this-being-said-part-me-loves-them-dov-davidoff
im-neither-professional-fighter-nor-physicist-therefore-on-some-level-i-will-always-consider-myself-failure-dov-davidoff
people-who-say-life-is-precious-dont-spend-much-time-on-line-at-airport-dov-davidoff
life-is-what-you-make-it-unless-you-have-tourettes-in-which-case-much-becomes-involuntary-dov-davidoff
life-is-fragile-unless-your-in-nfl-in-which-case-youll-need-to-wear-padding-dov-davidoff
people-increase-their-use-term-sir-when-their-angry-little-do-they-know-it-only-causes-me-to-feel-more-like-im-wearing-top-hat-dov-davidoff
my-bedroom-is-messy-if-i-died-natural-causes-cops-would-be-like-no-he-didnt-clearly-there-was-struggle-dov-davidoff
whenever-im-around-people-it-causes-me-to-feel-nostalgic-for-loneliness-that-drove-me-into-their-presence-in-first-place-dov-davidoff
im-pretty-sure-whoever-said-people-are-wonderful-spent-little-time-with-people-dov-davidoff
if-you-spend-lot-time-shopping-for-athletic-clothes-you-may-want-to-consider-spending-less-time-thinking-about-high-school-dov-davidoff
the-language-love-may-be-universal-but-its-not-one-options-on-atm-machine-dov-davidoff
insecurity-is-like-herpes-its-not-going-anywhere-may-as-well-learn-to-laugh-at-it-dov-davidoff
it-may-not-be-in-constitution-but-every-american-has-godgiven-right-to-provinciality-ignorance-dov-davidoff
if-you-hug-someone-goodbye-their-response-is-what-hell-are-you-doing-you-may-want-to-examine-youre-definition-close-friend-dov-davidoff
if-you-got-it-flaunt-it-may-be-decent-advice-for-prostitutes-but-no-one-else-dov-davidoff
living-by-beach-means-feeling-guilty-about-never-going-to-beach-dov-davidoff
facebook-is-great-for-getting-upset-about-things-people-say-even-though-you-havent-seen-them-in-12-years-dov-davidoff
perhaps-depression-is-perfectly-natural-reaction-to-human-condition-dov-davidoff
brain-damage-stupidity-are-different-things-but-can-have-similar-effects-on-wearer-dov-davidoff
another-thing-rappers-i-admire-your-rebellious-spirit-but-materialism-is-form-mental-slavery-slow-down-on-jewelry-pick-up-book-dov-davidoff
misery-loves-company-which-is-ironic-because-it-rarely-throws-dinner-parties-dov-davidoff
fountains-are-more-romantic-when-you-dont-hate-person-youre-with-dov-davidoff
if-procrastination-were-marketable-skill-id-be-real-hot-commodity-dov-davidoff
being-homeless-is-awful-but-if-youve-ever-tried-to-wrestle-duvet-cover-back-onto-comforter-you-realise-its-not-without-its-benefits-dov-davidoff
animals-look-at-people-way-people-look-at-people-that-might-mug-them-dov-davidoff
happiness-is-carnival-game-its-never-as-easy-as-it-looks-but-dumb-ones-always-seem-to-be-walking-around-with-big-stuffed-animal-dov-davidoff
met-someone-who-works-at-zoo-apparently-panda-is-nasty-animal-dov-davidoff
women-want-man-who-is-sensitive-but-god-forbid-you-cant-get-it-up-after-being-frightened-by-small-woodland-animal-dov-davidoff
not-sure-how-i-feel-about-reality-im-going-to-begin-purchasing-stuffed-animals-endowing-them-with-qualities-people-in-my-life-lack-dov-davidoff
throwing-up-is-natures-way-saying-you-need-to-reexamine-your-idea-good-time-dov-davidoff
horoscopes-like-bad-sitcoms-are-created-for-people-that-i-dont-relate-to-dov-davidoff
big-black-guys-fear-air-travel-almost-as-much-as-old-white-women-fear-big-black-guys-dov-davidoff
ive-never-understood-why-anybody-makes-big-deal-about-mansions-its-just-house-with-more-rooms-you-still-have-to-face-yourself-dov-davidoff
headphone-arent-big-enough-these-days-why-not-just-throw-couple-stereo-speakers-in-full-face-motorcycle-helmet-dov-davidoff
if-youre-adult-still-think-material-wealth-leads-to-happiness-might-i-suggest-not-being-moron-dov-davidoff
the-next-actor-i-meet-that-uses-term-courageous-to-describe-another-actors-performance-is-getting-punched-in-face-dov-davidoff
i-consider-myself-patriot-but-not-for-traditional-reasons-im-just-really-passionate-about-apple-pie-dov-davidoff
cupcakes-are-tattooed-brunette-chick-baked-goods-world-dov-davidoff
nike-store-wont-accept-my-starbucks-card-as-payment-come-on-guys-just-do-it-dov-davidoff
the-best-thing-about-bugs-is-their-lack-self-consciousness-also-ability-to-fly-doesnt-hurt-dov-davidoff
i-wonder-if-anybody-ever-decided-to-commit-suicide-then-thought-but-first-im-going-to-stop-by-that-taco-place-i-like-much-dov-davidoff
unlicensed-illegal-immigrants-are-safest-drivers-on-road-dov-davidoff
the-good-things-in-life-are-free-except-for-health-care-electricity-dov-davidoff
i-think-you-have-lot-to-offer-not-necessarily-as-person-but-as-organ-donor-dov-davidoff
there-must-be-15-shows-about-peoples-jobs-ice-road-trucker-axe-men-dirty-jobs-unemployment-is-high-were-watching-people-work-dov-davidoff
writing-good-jokes-requires-effort-think-ill-just-start-dressing-funnier-dov-davidoff
if-noeye-contact-sex-were-sport-im-not-saying-id-make-it-to-olympics-but-i-like-my-chances-dov-davidoff
i-dont-know-if-its-economy-but-finding-work-as-spiritual-guru-is-really-hard-maybe-i-should-grow-my-hair-out-dov-davidoff
laughing-at-ones-own-attempt-at-humor-while-saying-things-just-come-to-me-should-be-punishable-by-death-dov-davidoff
we-should-create-holiday-that-celebrates-money-for-what-it-is-essentially-worthless-paper-upon-which-we-agree-to-pretend-it-has-value-dov-davidoff
just-saw-woman-with-tshirt-that-said-southern-sassy-its-all-good-well-madame-i-beg-to-differ-it-is-in-fact-not-all-good-dov-davidoff
the-world-treats-beautiful-people-like-theyre-good-at-something-which-makes-it-that-they-almost-never-get-good-at-something-dov-davidoff
love-is-crocodile-just-above-water-line-waiting-to-attack-innocent-herbivore-my-freedom-dov-davidoff
every-time-i-see-happy-couple-i-want-to-give-them-polygraph-dov-davidoff
its-shame-that-physical-beauty-often-has-such-negative-effect-on-its-occupant-dov-davidoff
a-lot-people-in-la-need-to-take-break-from-taking-break-dov-davidoff
you-think-you-have-anger-issues-i-just-yelled-at-sandwich-not-kidding-dov-davidoff
cities-with-black-middle-class-provide-narrow-minded-opportunity-to-realize-that-cultural-differences-are-largely-economic-dov-davidoff
the-great-thing-about-having-small-family-is-that-there-are-fewer-people-to-disappoint-dov-davidoff
a-lot-people-wouldnt-feel-miserable-in-this-environment-a-lot-people-arent-dating-my-girlfriend-dov-davidoff
dating-white-girl-is-like-dating-black-girl-if-she-were-really-passiveagressive-dov-davidoff
hard-to-explain-to-guard-dog-that-you-need-it-to-protect-you-from-yourself-dov-davidoff
is-it-cynical-to-assume-that-anyone-smiling-is-liar-criminal-dov-davidoff
false-humility-is-thinly-veiled-ego-disguised-as-self-confidence-dov-davidoff
im-endlessly-amazed-by-what-people-are-capable-incapable-dov-davidoff
nothing-good-about-sun-if-youre-trying-to-watch-television-with-out-curtains-dov-davidoff
flying-first-class-means-sitting-next-to-better-class-person-i-dont-want-to-talk-to-dov-davidoff
was-thinking-taking-yoga-class-then-realized-i-wasnt-gay-whew-close-one-dov-davidoff
the-color-red-is-associated-with-romance-blood-but-not-at-same-time-dov-davidoff
looking-into-blood-doping-i-think-it-will-allow-me-to-write-jokes-with-greater-intensity-for-longer-period-time-dov-davidoff
heard-someone-say-children-are-gods-gift-to-world-what-world-are-you-referring-to-and-whats-your-definition-gift-dov-davidoff
if-i-were-bad-black-comic-i-would-name-my-special-yo-mama-other-stories-lack-self-awareness-dov-davidoff
sex-sells-but-doesnt-work-well-as-strongarm-tactic-give-me-your-purse-ill-make-out-with-you-hard-dov-davidoff
when-i-was-kid-i-remember-thinking-if-i-had-girl-i-would-treat-her-really-well-little-did-i-know-they-dont-always-like-that-dov-davidoff
if-only-st-valentine-was-around-to-see-his-memory-celebrated-through-mindless-marketing-whipping-cream-lingerie-dov-davidoff
i-wish-i-could-be-attracted-to-unattractive-women-theyre-just-more-interesting-dov-davidoff
all-politicians-promise-that-which-they-cannot-deliver-i-just-wish-they-did-less-gleefully-dov-davidoff
the-statue-liberty-really-is-profound-i-just-wish-shed-lighten-up-bit-dov-davidoff
i-wish-that-every-other-guy-were-gay-think-about-leverage-that-would-create-in-your-relationship-dov-davidoff
how-come-term-threesome-is-always-used-in-sexual-context-what-nobody-plays-string-instruments-any-more-dov-davidoff
coming-to-terms-with-my-feelings-worthlessness-isnt-always-bad-time-but-its-rarely-good-one-dov-davidoff
the-human-spirit-is-indomitable-unless-your-talking-specifically-about-people-i-know-dov-davidoff
ive-decided-to-retreat-to-spirit-world-where-i-feel-appreciated-understood-dov-davidoff
women-often-use-large-fake-breasts-like-gun-pointing-weapon-at-you-in-attempt-to-garner-attention-their-father-never-gave-them-dov-davidoff
sleep-is-over-rated-then-again-is-being-awake-dov-davidoff
gay-men-greet-each-other-just-like-straight-guys-do-if-one-straight-guys-saved-other-ones-life-dov-davidoff
ive-decided-to-become-gay-not-in-sexual-way-but-i-am-going-to-start-picking-up-around-house-dov-davidoff
im-passionate-about-gay-rights-but-i-think-we-need-admit-that-there-are-some-gay-wrongs-as-well-dov-davidoff
if-i-do-marry-ill-expect-pretty-serious-dowry-im-talking-goats-pigs-chickens-works-dov-davidoff
the-fabric-society-is-woven-together-by-needle-suppression-denial-dov-davidoff
perhaps-being-hated-in-right-way-is-preferable-to-being-loved-in-wrong-one-dov-davidoff
learn-to-think-for-yourself-unless-course-you-can-identify-someone-else-with-better-judgement-flashlight-dov-davidoff
there-are-few-places-more-lonely-than-crowded-night-club-dov-davidoff
space-time-are-figments-youre-imagination-unless-guy-youre-flying-next-to-wont-shut-up-dov-davidoff
mtv-has-turned-more-young-women-into-whores-than-poverty-dov-davidoff
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