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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. -Drew Carey
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. -Drew Carey
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. -Drew Carey
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. -Drew Carey
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me? -Drew Carey
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -Drew Carey
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. -Drew Carey
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. -Drew Carey
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. -Drew Carey
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The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. -Drew Carey
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward - it's a punishment. -Drew Carey
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. -Drew Carey
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition. -Drew Carey
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If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? -Drew Carey
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You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me. -Drew Carey
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The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. -Drew Carey
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. -Drew Carey
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. -Drew Carey
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. -Drew Carey
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. -Drew Carey
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. -Drew Carey
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. -Drew Carey
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The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. -Drew Carey
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. -Drew Carey
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote. -Drew Carey
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. -Drew Carey
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