Drew Carey Quotes

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oh-and-once-when-i-was-in-the-marines-i-got-a-perfect-score-on-my-physical-fitness-test
theres-no-way-i-can-justify-my-salary-level-but-im-learning-to-live-with-it
the-marines-was-a-fresh-start-that-is-why-they-shave-your-head-i-wish-they-would-let-you-change-your-name
oh-you-hate-your-job-why-didnt-you-say-so-theres-a-support-group-for-that-its-called-everybody-and-they-meet-at-the-bar
i-see-my-face-in-the-mirror-and-go-im-a-halloween-costume-thats-what-they-think-of-me
it-isnt-premarital-sex-if-you-have-no-intention-of-getting-married
nevadas-one-of-the-most-conservative-states-in-the-union-but-you-can-do-what-you-want-in-vegas-and-nobody-judges-you
liquor-prohibition-led-to-the-rise-of-organized-crime-in-america-and-drug-prohibition-has-led-to-the-rise-of-the-gang-problems-we-have-now
i-always-run-in-morning-on-empty-stomach-ill-go-through-bottle-half-water-then-i-have-protein-drink-i-eat-egg-whites-drew-carey
the-laughs-are-honestly-bigger-they-are-kind-unexpected-belly-laughs-you-get-with-your-friends-during-conversation-drew-carey
eating-crappy-food-isnt-reward-its-punishment-drew-carey
i-was-raised-by-just-my-mom-see-my-father-died-when-i-was-eight-years-old-at-least-thats-what-he-told-us-in-letter-drew-carey
the-tv-season-is-yearlong-thing-now-networks-are-starting-to-look-at-it-that-way-thanks-to-cable-satellites-competition-drew-carey
if-frogs-could-fly-well-wed-still-be-in-this-mess-but-wouldnt-it-be-neat-drew-carey
you-know-what-i-worry-about-i-worry-that-when-i-hit-my-head-it-pushes-my-hair-into-my-brain-it-will-eventually-kill-me-drew-carey
the-only-way-id-need-pain-reliever-to-enjoy-sex-is-if-all-my-fantasies-came-true-at-same-time-drew-carey
i-do-get-comics-online-i-guess-but-its-such-pain-id-rather-just-get-them-in-paper-read-them-drew-carey
im-big-believer-in-overcoming-achieving-doing-things-not-feeling-sorry-for-yourself-drew-carey
but-i-dont-want-to-lose-touch-with-things-like-eating-in-bobs-big-boy-drew-carey
international-soccer-has-been-big-part-my-love-for-sport-i-love-mens-national-team-i-can-say-that-theyre-my-favorite-sports-team-drew-carey
like-i-said-all-comedy-is-based-on-exaggeration-big-small-whatever-you-can-get-away-with-drew-carey
you-say-tomato-i-say-bourbon-coke-drew-carey
the-easiest-diet-is-you-know-eat-vegetables-eat-fresh-food-just-really-sensible-healthy-diet-like-you-read-about-all-time-drew-carey
in-any-other-job-theyre-truck-drivers-in-showbiz-theyre-transportation-captains-drew-carey
every-election-i-have-to-hold-my-nose-to-vote-drew-carey
vegas-is-everything-thats-right-with-america-you-can-do-whatever-you-want-24-hours-day-theyve-effectively-legalized-everything-there-drew-carey
i-love-las-vegas-i-like-that-las-vegas-has-everything-everything-anything-you-want-to-do-you-can-do-in-las-vegas-drew-carey
isnt-it-amazing-that-germans-call-their-city-halls-rat-houses-thats-what-we-should-call-our-city-halls-drew-carey
it-should-be-up-to-each-bar-owner-patron-to-decide-if-they-want-to-smoke-not-drew-carey
i-just-liked-standup-comedy-much-i-used-to-memorize-bill-cosby-albums-other-peoples-albums-george-carlin-flip-wilson-drew-carey
exercise-is-main-thing-that-helped-me-lose-weight-drew-carey
my-fans-are-pretty-normal-they-are-always-really-nice-polite-they-dont-interrupt-my-meals-drew-carey
yeah-apparently-chasing-bus-uses-different-muscles-than-sitting-eating-drew-carey
on-other-shows-when-they-get-to-end-scene-they-yell-cut-on-whose-line-we-yell-thats-enough-drew-carey
i-dont-do-one-show-wish-i-was-doing-something-else-drew-carey
i-wish-i-could-end-every-rap-song-i-didnt-like-with-buzzer-drew-carey
well-never-see-national-shows-with-45-shares-again-drew-carey
people-laugh-to-forget-their-troubles-to-forget-their-troubles-they-like-to-look-at-people-who-arent-doing-better-than-they-are-drew-carey
the-economy-is-in-trouble-schools-are-in-trouble-people-have-been-leaving-city-in-droves-for-long-long-time-drew-carey
i-had-no-problem-going-into-retirement-mode-i-do-what-other-retired-guys-do-i-putter-around-house-travel-drew-carey
after-all-game-shows-are-not-like-working-in-coal-mine-drew-carey
reality-shows-always-look-for-worst-people-drew-carey
what-also-helps-our-show-is-that-we-never-take-ourselves-seriously-drew-carey
when-i-did-comic-relief-i-did-it-to-be-on-show-its-badge-honor-as-comedian-to-do-that-show-drew-carey
the-people-cleveland-hate-soccer-but-its-my-favourite-thing-i-follow-us-mens-national-team-around-when-they-play-whenever-i-can-drew-carey
i-dont-miss-economic-insecurity-living-paycheck-to-paycheck-drew-carey
just-because-guy-has-shaved-head-pierced-nipples-doesnt-have-sex-with-women-doesnt-make-him-gay-it-just-makes-him-down-on-his-luck-drew-carey
the-first-monopoly-game-i-played-with-my-brothers-i-hated-losing-much-i-just-had-to-beat-them-drew-carey
i-dont-have-bluetooth-thing-on-my-ear-that-bugs-me-drew-carey
i-never-thought-i-was-libertarian-until-i-picked-up-reason-magazine-realized-i-agree-with-everything-they-had-printed-drew-carey
who-ever-thought-that-worldfamous-captain-obvious-was-really-mildmannered-colin-mochrie-drew-carey
i-like-to-think-my-house-as-nothing-more-than-glorified-console-for-my-television-ultimate-stereo-cabinet-drew-carey
green-screen-was-total-experiment-im-glad-we-did-it-but-it-was-just-tough-on-that-network-to-get-it-going-drew-carey
my-cranky-cardiologist-says-im-destined-to-die-in-kitchen-drew-carey
living-in-hollywood-you-can-get-disconnected-from-everybody-you-can-feel-like-you-are-only-one-drew-carey
what-good-is-democracy-if-you-cant-get-what-you-want-drew-carey
trust-me-kids-your-homework-can-wait-dont-need-to-be-doing-homework-while-whose-line-is-on-skip-it-drew-carey
look-this-is-odd-question-but-youre-kind-cute-youre-pretty-nice-to-me-are-you-drunk-its-ok-if-you-are-drew-carey
i-cant-do-that-im-already-single-guy-living-in-his-parents-house-i-cant-be-seen-digging-grave-in-middle-night-drew-carey
i-could-still-eat-cheeseburger-if-i-wanted-to-i-just-cant-have-them-every-day
im-down-to-earth-people-sense-that-they-appreciate-it
i-just-try-to-get-people-to-laugh-im-not-trying-to-change-world-anything
the-marines-gave-me-really-strong-sense-discipline-work-ethic-that-kicks-in-at-my-job
oh-you-hate-your-job-why-didnt-you-say-theres-support-group-for-that-its-called-everybody-they-meet-at-bar
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