Dylan Moran Quotes

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i-think-that-women-just-have-a-primeval-instinct-to-make-soup-which-they-will-try-to-foist-on-anybody-who-looks-like-a-likely-candidate
dont-clap-im-not-a-jazz-band-for-christs-sake
money-cant-buy-you-love-but-it-can-get-you-some-really-good-chocolate-ginger-biscuits
i-cant-swim-i-cant-drive-either-i-was-going-to-learn-to-drive-but-then-i-thought-well-what-if-i-crash-into-a-lake
i-dont-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-stand-up-when-im-not-expecting-it
i-dont-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-get-out-of-a-chair-when-im-not-expecting-it
you-achieve-the-surreal-jokes-through-the-realism-by-making-it-elastic
a-man-does-not-know-how-he-came-by-half-pie-he-is-holding-in-his-hand-dylan-moran
people-will-kill-you-over-time-and-how-theyll-kill-you-is-with-tiny-harmless-phrases-like-be-realistic-dylan-moran
its-not-easy-being-man-you-know-i-had-to-get-dressed-today-there-are-other-pressures-dylan-moran
the-characters-cant-be-wittier-than-people-are-in-real-life-they-have-to-be-character-witty-dylan-moran
maybe-this-is-just-me-but-as-time-goes-by-im-more-bewildered-by-modernity-it-gets-more-unfathomable-with-every-passing-year-dylan-moran
lots-comics-try-stuff-out-all-year-round-which-is-sensible-i-dont-dylan-moran
we-are-both-drawn-to-surreal-situations-writing-was-joy-dylan-moran
all-shy-people-are-doomed-natural-selection-favors-loud-aggressive-dylan-moran
idioms-are-big-thing-in-ireland-they-want-to-fill-time-to-show-how-good-they-are-at-talk-its-talkoff-dylan-moran
wow-this-place-is-really-big-isnt-it-they-must-do-proper-stuff-here-like-opera-all-thatshite-dylan-moran
youre-supposed-to-eat-cows-theyre-great-big-lumbering-stupid-things-theyd-be-everywhere-if-we-didnt-eat-them-dylan-moran
eggs-theyre-not-food-they-belong-in-no-group-theyre-just-farts-clothed-in-substance-dylan-moran
you-cant-please-everyone-nor-should-you-seek-to-because-then-you-wont-please-anyone-least-all-yourself-dylan-moran
i-dont-go-to-different-countries-to-criticise-their-political-system-tell-them-what-they-should-be-doing-what-do-i-know-dylan-moran
it-should-not-be-act-social-disobedience-to-light-cigarette-unless-youre-actually-doctor-working-at-incubator-dylan-moran
i-think-you-should-yeah-you-should-wash-your-beard-then-shave-it-off-nail-it-to-frisbee-fling-it-over-rainbow-dylan-moran
you-should-be-as-alive-as-you-can-until-youre-totally-dead-dylan-moran
im-drawn-to-eastern-europe-i-like-hungarian-writer-who-wrote-in-french-called-emil-cioran-he-was-always-good-for-giving-me-such-stir-dylan-moran
adulthood-feels-like-walking-around-in-desert-with-bag-over-your-head-being-bumped-into-by-people-who-rob-you-as-they-bore-you-dylan-moran
you-know-its-sad-day-when-your-child-looks-at-you-asks-daddy-are-these-organic-dylan-moran
black-books-adheres-to-more-old-fashioned-traditional-sitcom-format-which-i-think-works-because-in-its-own-way-its-quite-theatrical-dylan-moran
one-thing-thats-coming-up-lot-is-are-you-as-grumpy-as-you-appear-from-this-black-books-thing-dylan-moran
shame-is-one-greatest-aphrodisiacs-in-world-anyway-built-into-religion-dylan-moran
people-will-kill-you-over-time-how-theyll-kill-you-is-with-tiny-harmless-phrases-like-be-realistic-dylan-moran
nothing-can-make-me-feel-better-now-except-cocaine-dylan-moran
have-i-had-therapy-i-went-to-yoga-class-once-dylan-moran
i-wish-i-was-like-you-you-know-startled-by-direct-sunlight-dylan-moran
im-just-trying-to-understand-whats-around-me-as-much-as-anyone-else-is-really-to-draw-bead-on-moving-target-dylan-moran
if-youre-comic-you-dont-have-rehearsal-room-you-rehearse-on-stage-my-main-concern-is-remembering-everything-dylan-moran
i-suppose-best-comedy-shows-do-have-rock-n-roll-feeling-if-its-great-night-roof-is-raised-yeah-its-similar-feeling-sure-dylan-moran
the-east-is-mysterious-to-westerners-even-postcold-war-its-still-unknown-entity-dylan-moran
children-are-most-honest-critics-they-will-say-youre-funny-but-also-youre-pathetic-go-away-dylan-moran
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