Eddie Izzard Quotes

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never-put-a-sock-in-a-toaster
i-grew-up-in-europe-where-the-history-comes-from
i-just-believe-in-the-goodwill-of-people-the-power-of-people-to-do-something-positive
there-was-no-religion-in-my-life-growing-up-did-god-invent-us-or-did-we-invent-god
i-try-to-just-talk-about-human-stories-and-what-i-think-about-religion-or-teapots-or-whatever
boy-bands-should-be-exploded-from-a-great-height-theyre-just-pretty-people-singing-music-written-by-others
i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-women-in-a-plastic-cup
so-my-choice-is-or-death
im-a-oneman-idiot
i-wanna-live-til-i-die-no-more-no-less
you-killed-a-hundred-thousand-people-you-must-get-up-very-early-in-the-morning-i-cant-even-get-down-the-gym
mock-singing-and-shall-my-sword-sleep-in-my-hand-speaking-not-a-good-idea-youre-gonna-roll-over-and-cut-your-bits-off
i-dont-believe-that-competitions-are-important-eddie-izzard
your-eyes-flashed-fire-into-my-soul-i-immediately-read-words-dostoyevsky-karl-marx-in-words-albert-schweitzer-i-fancy-you-eddie-izzard
what-have-you-been-reading-the-gospel-according-to-st-bastard-eddie-izzard
you-piss-me-off-you-salmon-youre-too-expensive-in-restaurants-eddie-izzard
two-languages-in-one-brain-no-one-can-live-at-that-speed-eddie-izzard
ello-sue-ive-got-legs-do-you-like-bread-ive-got-french-loaf-bye-i-love-you-eddie-izzard
we-must-have-been-hunters-gatherers-but-some-us-were-just-waiters-hopers-eddie-izzard
if-youve-never-seen-elephant-ski-youve-never-been-on-acid-eddie-izzard
scrabble-was-invented-by-nazis-to-piss-off-kids-with-dyslexia-eddie-izzard
i-wear-whatever-i-want-whenever-i-want-i-dont-call-it-drag-i-dont-even-call-it-crossdressing-its-just-wearing-dress-eddie-izzard
my-gran-said-put-thimble-on-your-finger-it-helps-you-in-case-you-slip-with-needle-it-goes-up-into-brain-death-eddie-izzard
if-you-can-be-your-own-force-nature-have-positive-heart-then-you-can-actually-do-something-good-in-world-eddie-izzard
learning-that-you-have-stamina-is-excellent-thing-to-know-if-project-fails-i-know-i-can-pick-myself-up-eddie-izzard
san-francisco-city-dreaming-spires-people-live-here-golden-gate-bridge-ahh-romans-came-here-eddie-izzard
animals-in-wild-are-lean-i-think-we-should-be-too-eddie-izzard
my-standup-is-quite-good-now-people-say-its-just-like-big-conversation-each-time-every-gig-is-rehearsal-eddie-izzard
they-say-universe-started-with-big-bang-i-hope-everybody-stood-well-back-eddie-izzard
drama-is-complete-meal-vitamins-proteins-carbohydrates-its-slow-burn-thing-its-got-arc-comedy-is-more-like-coke-eddie-izzard
because-thats-what-narcissism-is-all-about-looking-in-mirror-everyday-thinking-damn-id-like-to-shag-myself-eddie-izzard
i-can-go-from-blokey-to-girlie-in-15-minutes-then-im-out-door-but-thats-fastest-i-can-do-it-becoming-woman-takes-work-eddie-izzard
poetry-is-similar-to-music-only-less-notes-more-words-eddie-izzard
little-red-cookbook-little-red-cookbook-eddie-izzard
we-will-now-sing-forth-hymn-405-oh-god-what-on-earth-is-my-hairdo-all-about-eddie-izzard
theres-not-much-makeup-in-army-is-there-no-they-only-have-that-nighttime-look-thats-bit-slapdash-isnt-it-eddie-izzard
if-you-get-too-wellknown-in-comedy-i-do-believe-it-blocks-people-from-taking-you-in-drama-eddie-izzard
everyone-gets-cards-at-beginning-life-i-am-transgender-i-decided-to-be-honest-tell-everyone-about-it-thats-it-eddie-izzard
if-you-get-anything-creative-going-then-work-play-thing-is-same-thing-i-feel-eddie-izzard
ive-done-your-dog-its-got-nine-eyes-down-side-i-made-his-head-all-square-15-legs-what-do-you-think-that-fido-looks-bit-weird-eddie-izzard
i-did-bronze-survival-swimming-i-could-save-people-in-bronzey-kind-way-eddie-izzard
before-birds-get-sucked-into-jet-engines-do-they-ever-think-is-that-rod-stewart-in-first-class-eddie-izzard
i-definitely-have-breast-envy-when-teenage-girls-were-saying-i-wish-i-had-breasts-i-was-thinking-same-thing-eddie-izzard
we-have-two-hundred-languages-in-europe-two-hundred-languages-count-them-i-know-you-wont-eddie-izzard
theres-two-positions-in-snowboarding-one-is-looking-cool-other-is-dead-eddie-izzard
guns-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-monkeys-do-too-if-they-have-gun-eddie-izzard
the-national-rifle-association-says-guns-dont-kill-people-people-do-but-i-think-gun-helps-eddie-izzard
youre-gay-you-sell-books-you-probably-shag-books-eddie-izzard
ive-wiped-file-ive-wiped-all-files-ive-wiped-internet-i-dont-even-have-modem-eddie-izzard
i-appreciate-your-applause-but-i-dont-do-it-for-applause-i-do-it-for-cash-its-much-better-eddie-izzard
religion-philosophy-philosophy-religion-theyre-two-words-which-are-both-different-in-spelling-eddie-izzard
i-dont-believe-in-god-so-im-nonbeliever-in-nonvisible-im-believer-in-us-in-humans-eddie-izzard
im-into-humanity-i-dont-believe-in-god-but-i-believe-in-human-beings-eddie-izzard
its-not-bloody-piano-its-clarenartyou-weird-talking-person-eddie-izzard