Elayne Boosler Quotes

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when-the-sun-comes-up-i-have-morals-again
i-know-what-men-want-men-want-to-be-really-really-close-to-someone-who-will-leave-them-alone
when-women-are-depressed-they-eat-or-go-shopping-men-invade-another-country-its-a-whole-different-way-of-thinking
the-vatican-is-against-surrogate-mothers-good-thing-they-didnt-have-that-rule-when-jesus-was-born
my-ancestors-wandered-lost-in-the-wilderness-for-forty-years-because-even-in-biblical-times-men-would-not-stop-to-ask-for-directions
my-brother-is-gay-and-my-parents-dont-care-as-long-as-he-marries-a-doctor
you-never-see-a-man-walking-down-the-street-with-a-woman-who-has-a-little-potbelly-and-a-bald-spot
people-want-sex-education-out-schools-they-believe-sex-education-causes-promiscuity-hey-i-took-algebra-but-i-never-do-math-elayne-boosler
president-reagan-is-lot-like-et-hes-cute-hes-lovable-he-knows-nothing-about-how-americans-live-elayne-boosler
my-fashion-philosophy-is-if-youre-not-covered-in-dog-hair-your-life-is-empty-elayne-boosler
my-ancestors-wandered-lost-in-wilderness-for-forty-years-because-even-in-biblical-times-men-would-not-stop-to-ask-for-directions-elayne-boosler
i-cant-get-married-i-cant-fake-sleep-for-30-years-elayne-boosler
as-standup-comedian-ive-worked-almost-every-new-years-eve-my-adult-life-its-bestpaying-night-year-elayne-boosler
designers-dont-put-out-same-sweater-every-year-they-just-keep-creating-elayne-boosler
i-have-always-put-my-own-money-into-tails-joy-for-years-every-time-dog-walked-by-my-husband-would-say-there-goes-our-beach-house-elayne-boosler
i-pray-if-i-ever-find-out-i-have-only-about-three-minutes-to-live-its-during-basketball-game-because-then-ill-have-what-10-12-years-to-live-elayne-boosler
for-single-woman-preparing-for-company-means-wiping-lipstick-off-milk-carton-elayne-boosler
i-always-had-running-commentary-in-my-head-that-was-extremely-funny-offcenter-but-i-never-said-it-to-anyone-elayne-boosler
i-guess-in-general-people-tend-to-not-eat-cute-animals-elayne-boosler
you-know-if-you-need-100-rounds-to-kill-deer-maybe-hunting-isnt-your-sport-elayne-boosler
comedy-is-blood-sport-it-flays-truth-spurts-twisted-logic-in-america-people-become-comics-because-we-dont-have-bullfighting-elayne-boosler
i-think-about-death-i-dont-want-to-die-with-clothes-in-cleaners-elayne-boosler
im-pretty-equal-opportunity-when-it-comes-to-issues-to-joke-about-elayne-boosler
you-know-youre-getting-fat-when-you-step-on-dogs-tail-he-dies-elayne-boosler
i-just-get-feeling-that-if-jesse-helms-was-in-charge-art-in-america-youd-go-into-museum-see-nothing-but-prints-dogs-playing-cards-elayne-boosler
pigs-are-smarter-than-dogs-both-are-smarter-than-congress-elayne-boosler
laundrys-easier-when-you-live-alone-fifteen-minutes-before-date-put-em-on-dry-em-with-hair-blower-elayne-boosler
i-read-books-that-say-if-you-want-to-keep-sex-hot-you-tell-person-what-you-want-how-do-you-tell-em-you-want-somebody-else-elayne-boosler
real-comedy-cant-be-learned-it-comes-from-need-for-justice-the-best-who-stand-up-stand-up-for-something-elayne-boosler
you-know-you-are-in-love-when-you-are-willing-to-share-your-cashmachine-number-elayne-boosler
san-francisco-is-really-fun-liberal-its-my-kind-politics-its-like-being-jewish-in-front-jewish-people-elayne-boosler
theres-only-one-difference-between-jews-catholics-jews-are-born-with-guilt-catholics-have-to-go-to-school-to-learn-it-elayne-boosler
horse-racing-is-waning-in-popularity-elayne-boosler
men-put-all-kinds-expectations-on-you-they-want-you-to-scream-youre-best-while-swearing-youve-never-done-this-with-anyone-before-elayne-boosler
i-think-when-you-take-off-that-jacket-they-see-that-i-love-grandma-tshirt-theyre-going-to-rip-your-heart-out-elayne-boosler
there-are-many-comedians-who-are-afraid-to-work-outside-coasts-casinos-because-theyre-afraid-theyll-bomb-elayne-boosler
the-message-great-art-is-to-disturb-elayne-boosler
sometimes-if-you-really-dont-know-how-you-feel-about-topic-reading-how-both-sides-argue-it-can-help-elayne-boosler
men-in-power-always-seem-to-get-involved-in-sex-scandals-but-women-dont-even-have-word-for-male-bimbo-except-maybe-senator-elayne-boosler
ive-never-been-able-to-write-for-standup-elayne-boosler
we-have-wild-animals-in-zoos-yet-people-rarely-meet-their-food-face-to-face
ive-never-been-married-but-i-tell-people-im-divorced-they-wont-think-something-is-wrong-with-me
turkeys-know-their-names-come-when-you-call-are-totally-affectionate-theyre-better-than-teenagers
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