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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally. -Eoin Colfer
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He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term. -Eoin Colfer
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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. -Eoin Colfer
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! -Eoin Colfer
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. -Eoin Colfer
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Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. -Eoin Colfer
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. -Eoin Colfer
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to thor Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard -Eoin Colfer
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I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. -Eoin Colfer
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All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. -Eoin Colfer
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Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. -Eoin Colfer
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. -Eoin Colfer
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Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. -Eoin Colfer
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Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. -Eoin Colfer
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder. -Eoin Colfer
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Good. Illegal is always faster. -Eoin Colfer
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life. -Eoin Colfer
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. -Eoin Colfer
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I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous. -Eoin Colfer
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I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends. -Eoin Colfer
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Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. -Eoin Colfer
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. -Eoin Colfer
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. -Eoin Colfer
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Will you miss him Holly?' he asked suddenly. [... ] 'No, ' she said. 'I will not miss him.' But her eyes told the real story. -Eoin Colfer
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