Evan Esar Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
definition-of-a-statistician-a-man-who-believes-figures-dont-lie-but-admits-than-under-analysis-some-of-them-wont-stand-up-either
definition-of-statistics-the-science-of-producing-unreliable-facts-from-reliable-figures
america-believes-in-education-the-average-professor-earns-more-money-in-a-year-than-a-professional-athlete-earns-in-a-whole-week
the-girl-with-a-future-avoids-a-man-with-a-past
housework-is-what-a-woman-does-that-nobody-notices-unless-she-hasnt-done-it
hope-is-tomorrows-veneer-over-todays-disappointment
conscience-is-what-makes-a-boy-tell-his-mother-before-his-sister-does
success-is-the-good-fortune-that-comes-from-aspiration-desperation-perspiration-and-inspiration
consistency-is-jewel-but-too-much-jewelry-is-vulgar
ego-the-only-thing-that-can-keep-growing-without-nourishment-evan-esar
dont-be-hog-only-time-hog-helps-community-is-when-he-dies-evan-esar
the-saddest-thing-in-life-is-to-marry-woman-who-looks-like-cook-isnt-evan-esar
life-is-battle-wits-many-people-have-to-fight-it-unarmed-evan-esar
you-can-always-tell-golfer-whos-winning-hes-one-who-keeps-telling-his-opponent-that-its-only-game-evan-esar
this-may-be-age-automation-but-love-is-still-being-made-by-hand-evan-esar
think-twice-before-you-speak-then-you-may-be-able-to-say-something-more-insulting-than-if-you-spoke-right-out-at-once-evan-esar
life-is-game-played-on-us-while-we-are-playing-other-games-evan-esar
zoo-an-excellent-lace-to-study-habits-human-beings-evan-esar
many-man-who-falls-in-love-with-dimple-makes-mistake-marrying-whole-girl-evan-esar
its-surprising-how-much-wisdom-every-man-possesses-if-not-for-his-own-affairs-then-for-affairs-others-evan-esar
most-new-books-are-forgotten-within-year-especially-by-those-who-borrow-them-evan-esar
a-cynic-sees-little-to-admire-in-world-while-world-sees-even-less-to-admire-in-him-evan-esar
a-man-is-known-by-company-he-keeps-but-woman-is-known-by-company-she-keeps-waiting-evan-esar
a-special-skill-like-speaking-several-languages-keeping-your-mouth-shut-in-one-evan-esar
the-quizzical-expression-monkey-at-zoo-comes-from-his-wondering-whether-he-is-his-brothers-keeper-his-keepers-brother-evan-esar
the-cat-animal-thats-unpredictable-you-can-never-tell-in-advance-how-it-will-ignore-you-next-time-evan-esar
many-wedding-takes-place-when-man-cant-afford-to-go-steady-with-girl-any-longer-evan-esar
a-credit-card-is-convenient-device-that-saves-you-trouble-counting-your-change-evan-esar
a-smart-mother-suggests-that-her-child-bring-apple-to-his-teacher-smarter-mother-suggests-that-he-bring-couple-aspirins-evan-esar
a-man-picks-wife-about-same-way-apple-picks-farmer-evan-esar
if-you-cant-bear-to-have-your-face-stepped-on-dont-try-to-climb-ladder-success-evan-esar
the-disadvantage-becoming-wise-is-that-you-realize-how-foolish-youve-been-evan-esar
a-lecturer-often-makes-you-feel-dumb-at-one-end-numb-at-other-evan-esar
the-car-was-invented-as-convenient-place-to-sit-out-traffic-jams-evan-esar
some-taxpayers-close-their-eyes-some-stop-their-ears-some-shut-their-mouths-but-all-pay-through-nose-evan-esar
you-can-tell-mans-taste-in-literature-by-his-judgment-in-knowing-what-not-to-read-evan-esar
hard-work-never-hurt-anyone-who-hired-someone-else-to-do-it-evan-esar
theres-only-one-thing-worse-than-to-live-without-working-that-is-to-work-without-living-evan-esar
formerly-when-man-worked-ten-hours-day-it-was-called-economic-slavery-nowadays-it-is-called-moonlighting-evan-esar
many-man-works-himself-to-death-by-burying-himself-in-his-work-evan-esar
some-men-are-eager-for-success-that-they-are-even-willing-to-work-for-it-evan-esar
divorce-is-key-that-opens-strongbox-where-bonds-matrimony-are-kept-under-wedlock-evan-esar
compare-what-you-want-with-what-you-have-youll-be-unhappy-compare-what-you-deserve-with-what-you-have-youll-be-happy-evan-esar
if-it-required-some-effort-to-go-from-today-to-tomorrow-some-people-would-always-remain-in-yesterday-evan-esar
las-vegas-is-resort-whose-two-chief-sources-income-are-seven-eleven-evan-esar
many-man-who-goes-to-las-vegas-to-get-away-from-it-all-soon-finds-that-las-vegas-gets-it-all-away-from-him-evan-esar
the-chief-ability-executive-should-be-his-ability-to-recognize-ability-evan-esar
egotist-1-a-person-who-is-his-own-best-friend-2-an-i-specialist-3-a-man-whose-opinions-all-change-except-one-he-has-himself-evan-esar
you-cant-judge-ability-doctor-by-amount-praise-undertakers-give-him-evan-esar
conceit-is-disease-that-doctors-got-no-cure-theyve-done-lot-research-on-it-but-what-it-is-theyre-still-not-sure-evan-esar
more-diets-start-in-dress-shops-than-in-doctors-offices-evan-esar
the-man-who-doctors-himself-with-aid-medical-books-runs-risk-dying-typographical-error-evan-esar
egocentric-a-person-who-has-his-is-too-close-together-evan-esar
lecturers-should-remember-that-capacity-mind-to-absorb-is-limited-to-what-seat-can-endure-evan-esar
a-creature-that-never-cries-over-spilt-milk-cat-evan-esar
a-bore-finds-it-easy-to-start-talking-even-easier-to-get-others-to-stop-listening-evan-esar
man-is-control-experiment-heredity-environment-since-his-heredity-controls-him-he-tries-to-control-his-environment-evan-esar
divorce-has-become-easy-nowadays-that-women-have-stopped-crying-at-weddings-evan-esar
there-is-lot-difference-between-man-who-is-not-able-his-brother-who-is-notable-evan-esar
if-you-want-to-be-different-nowadays-just-act-normal-evan-esar
the-difference-between-two-men-is-usually-woman-evan-esar
the-difference-between-us-other-people-is-that-their-money-looks-bigger-their-troubles-smaller-evan-esar
the-most-popular-form-altruism-is-giving-to-others-advice-you-cannot-use-yourself-evan-esar
congress-would-give-people-what-they-wanted-if-people-knew-what-they-wanted-if-congress-could-give-it-to-them-evan-esar
after-paying-for-wedding-about-only-thing-father-has-left-to-give-away-is-bride-evan-esar
the-lecturer-who-is-full-his-subject-is-usually-slow-in-emptying-himself-evan-esar
a-dictators-chief-problem-is-keeping-stomachs-his-subjects-full-while-keeping-their-heads-empty-evan-esar
the-trouble-with-dieting-is-that-pound-will-power-takes-off-only-ounce-weight-evan-esar
the-trouble-with-world-is-that-laziness-is-seldom-curable-never-fatal-evan-esar
theres-nothing-as-short-as-shortterm-debt-evan-esar
character-is-what-you-have-left-when-youve-lost-everything-you-can-lose-evan-esar
eloquence-is-art-saying-as-little-as-possible-but-making-it-sound-as-much-as-possible-evan-esar
times-change-it-was-once-custom-to-take-bath-weekly-religion-daily-evan-esar
the-honeymoon-is-only-period-when-woman-isnt-trying-to-reform-her-husband-evan-esar
the-only-medicine-that-needs-no-prescription-has-no-unpleasant-taste-costs-no-money-is-laughter-evan-esar
bureaucracy-is-more-people-doing-less-things-taking-more-time-to-do-them-worse-evan-esar
the-mint-makes-it-first-it-is-up-to-you-to-make-it-last-evan-esar
sometimes-unexpected-happens-when-you-dont-expect-person-to-come-up-to-expectations-evan-esar
do-little-more-every-day-than-you-are-expected-to-do-soon-you-will-be-expected-to-do-more-evan-esar
the-lord-takes-care-his-own-but-church-trustees-still-put-lightning-rods-on-steeple-evan-esar
the-little-boy-who-goes-to-store-forgets-what-his-mother-sent-him-for-will-probably-grow-up-to-be-congressman-evan-esar
in-democracy-you-believe-it-not-in-dictatorship-you-believe-it-else-evan-esar
under-dictatorship-people-in-prison-are-always-superior-to-people-who-put-them-there-evan-esar
communism-is-form-government-under-which-every-citizen-at-election-time-enjoys-privilege-voting-yes-evan-esar
communism-is-form-society-where-less-people-have-to-eat-more-they-have-to-swallow-evan-esar
there-would-be-no-population-explosion-if-people-who-are-trying-to-keep-wolf-from-door-wouldnt-let-stork-fly-in-through-window-evan-esar
nowadays-its-not-who-wears-pants-in-family-but-who-carries-credit-cards-evan-esar
a-batch-credit-cards-fattens-wallet-before-it-thins-it-evan-esar
the-first-requisite-for-good-cup-coffee-in-morning-is-to-get-your-wife-out-bed-evan-esar
a-signature-always-reveals-mans-character-sometimes-even-his-name
a-hamburger-by-any-other-name-costs-twice-as-much
a-husband-is-like-fire-he-goes-out-when-unattended
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