Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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success-didnt-spoil-me-ive-always-been-insufferable
youre-only-as-good-as-your-last-haircut
life-is-something-to-do-when-you-cant-get-to-sleep
there-is-no-such-thing-as-inner-peace-there-is-only-nervousness-or-death-any-attempt-to-prove-otherwise-constitutes-unacceptable-behavior
food-is-an-important-part-of-a-balanced-diet
if-you-are-truly-serious-abut-preparing-your-child-for-the-future-dont-teach-him-to-subtract-teach-him-to-deduct
great-people-talk-about-ideas-average-people-talk-about-things-and-small-people-talk-about-wine
my-favorite-animal-is-steak
there-are-different-kinds-of-love-but-they-all-have-the-same-aim-possession
humility-is-no-substitute-for-a-good-personality
inhabitants-of-underdeveloped-nations-and-victims-of-natural-disasters-are-the-only-people-who-have-ever-been-happy-to-see-soy-beans
the-telephone-is-a-good-way-to-talk-to-people-without-having-to-offer-them-a-drink
remember-that-as-a-teenager-you-are-at-the-last-stage-of-your-life-when-you-will-be-happy-to-hear-that-the-phone-is-for-you
ive-done-the-calculation-and-your-chances-of-winning-the-lottery-are-identical-whether-you-play-or-not
women-who-insist-upon-having-the-same-options-as-men-would-do-well-to-consider-the-option-of-being-the-strong-silent-type
children-are-the-most-desirable-opponents-at-scrabble-as-they-are-both-easy-to-beat-and-fun-to-cheat
if-your-sexual-fantasies-were-truly-of-interest-to-others-they-would-no-longer-be-fantasies
i-never-took-hallucinogenic-drugs-because-i-never-wanted-my-consciousness-expanded-one-unnecessary-iota
designer-clothes-worn-by-children-are-like-snowsuits-worn-by-adults-few-can-carry-it-off-successfully
being-offended-is-a-natural-consequence-of-leaving-the-house
life-is-absurd-now-that-it-is-almost-impossible-to-be-satirist-in-this-era-fran-lebowitz
people-elect-president-for-reasons-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-his-ability-to-be-president-fran-lebowitz
on-not-reading-newspapers-if-something-important-happens-your-mother-calls-you-fran-lebowitz
life-is-something-that-happens-when-you-cant-get-to-sleep-fran-lebowitz
the-girl-in-your-class-who-suggests-that-this-year-drama-club-put-on-the-bald-soprano-will-be-thorn-in-peoples-sides-all-her-life-fran-lebowitz
when-you-leave-new-york-you-are-astonished-at-how-clean-rest-world-is-clean-is-not-enough-fran-lebowitz
if-you-can-stay-in-love-for-more-than-two-years-youre-on-something-fran-lebowitz
the-best-fame-is-writers-fame-its-enough-to-get-table-at-good-restaurant-but-not-enough-to-get-you-interrupted-when-you-eat-fran-lebowitz
magazines-all-too-frequently-lead-to-books-should-be-regarded-by-prudent-as-heavy-petting-literature-fran-lebowitz
theres-no-equivalent-to-mozart-in-writing-fran-lebowitz
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