Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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success-didnt-spoil-me-ive-always-been-insufferable
youre-only-as-good-as-your-last-haircut
life-is-something-to-do-when-you-cant-get-to-sleep
there-is-no-such-thing-as-inner-peace-there-is-only-nervousness-or-death-any-attempt-to-prove-otherwise-constitutes-unacceptable-behavior
food-is-an-important-part-of-a-balanced-diet
if-you-are-truly-serious-abut-preparing-your-child-for-the-future-dont-teach-him-to-subtract-teach-him-to-deduct
great-people-talk-about-ideas-average-people-talk-about-things-and-small-people-talk-about-wine
my-favorite-animal-is-steak
there-are-different-kinds-of-love-but-they-all-have-the-same-aim-possession
humility-is-no-substitute-for-a-good-personality
inhabitants-of-underdeveloped-nations-and-victims-of-natural-disasters-are-the-only-people-who-have-ever-been-happy-to-see-soy-beans
the-telephone-is-a-good-way-to-talk-to-people-without-having-to-offer-them-a-drink
remember-that-as-a-teenager-you-are-at-the-last-stage-of-your-life-when-you-will-be-happy-to-hear-that-the-phone-is-for-you
ive-done-the-calculation-and-your-chances-of-winning-the-lottery-are-identical-whether-you-play-or-not
women-who-insist-upon-having-the-same-options-as-men-would-do-well-to-consider-the-option-of-being-the-strong-silent-type
children-are-the-most-desirable-opponents-at-scrabble-as-they-are-both-easy-to-beat-and-fun-to-cheat
if-your-sexual-fantasies-were-truly-of-interest-to-others-they-would-no-longer-be-fantasies
i-never-took-hallucinogenic-drugs-because-i-never-wanted-my-consciousness-expanded-one-unnecessary-iota
designer-clothes-worn-by-children-are-like-snowsuits-worn-by-adults-few-can-carry-it-off-successfully
being-offended-is-a-natural-consequence-of-leaving-the-house
life-is-absurd-now-that-it-is-almost-impossible-to-be-satirist-in-this-era-fran-lebowitz
people-elect-president-for-reasons-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-his-ability-to-be-president-fran-lebowitz
on-not-reading-newspapers-if-something-important-happens-your-mother-calls-you-fran-lebowitz
life-is-something-that-happens-when-you-cant-get-to-sleep-fran-lebowitz
the-girl-in-your-class-who-suggests-that-this-year-drama-club-put-on-the-bald-soprano-will-be-thorn-in-peoples-sides-all-her-life-fran-lebowitz
when-you-leave-new-york-you-are-astonished-at-how-clean-rest-world-is-clean-is-not-enough-fran-lebowitz
if-you-can-stay-in-love-for-more-than-two-years-youre-on-something-fran-lebowitz
the-best-fame-is-writers-fame-its-enough-to-get-table-at-good-restaurant-but-not-enough-to-get-you-interrupted-when-you-eat-fran-lebowitz
magazines-all-too-frequently-lead-to-books-should-be-regarded-by-prudent-as-heavy-petting-literature-fran-lebowitz
theres-no-equivalent-to-mozart-in-writing-fran-lebowitz
think-before-you-speak-read-before-you-think-fran-lebowitz
there-is-one-thing-that-has-disappeared-not-just-from-us-but-from-entire-world-is-idea-ever-being-embarrassed-by-anything-fran-lebowitz
there-is-no-such-thing-as-inner-peace-there-is-only-nervousness-death-fran-lebowitz
if-you-are-dog-your-owner-suggests-that-you-wear-sweater-suggest-that-he-wear-tail-fran-lebowitz
even-when-freshly-washed-relieved-all-obvious-confections-children-tend-to-be-sticky-fran-lebowitz
i-prefer-dead-writers-because-you-dont-run-into-them-at-parties-fran-lebowitz
your-life-story-would-not-make-good-book-dont-even-try-fran-lebowitz
stand-firm-in-your-refusal-to-remain-conscious-during-algebra-in-real-life-i-assure-you-there-is-no-such-thing-as-algebra-fran-lebowitz
in-real-life-i-assure-you-there-is-no-such-thing-as-algebra-fran-lebowitz
vegetables-are-interesting-but-lack-sense-purpose-when-unaccompanied-by-good-cut-meat-fran-lebowitz
ask-your-child-what-he-wants-for-dinner-only-if-hes-buying-fran-lebowitz
i-always-liked-people-who-are-older-of-course-every-year-it-gets-harder-to-find-them-fran-lebowitz
being-offended-is-natural-consequence-leaving-house-fran-lebowitz
inhabitants-underdeveloped-nations-victims-natural-disasters-are-only-people-who-have-ever-been-happy-to-see-soybeans-fran-lebowitz
on-writers-she-admires-i-prefer-dead-writers-because-i-dont-see-them-at-parties-fran-lebowitz
no-animal-should-ever-jump-up-on-diningroom-furniture-unless-absolutely-certain-that-he-can-hold-his-own-in-conversation-fran-lebowitz
favorite-animal-steak-fran-lebowitz
marriage-entitles-women-to-protection-strong-man-who-will-steady-stepladder-while-they-paint-kitchen-ceiling-fran-lebowitz
do-not-on-rainy-day-ask-your-child-what-he-feels-like-doing-because-i-assure-you-that-what-he-feels-like-doing-you-wont-feel-like-watching-fran-lebowitz
the-downfall-most-diets-is-that-they-restrict-your-intake-food-fran-lebowitz
having-been-unpopular-in-high-school-is-not-just-cause-for-book-publications-fran-lebowitz
civilised-adults-do-not-take-apple-juice-with-dinner-fran-lebowitz
violet-will-be-good-color-for-hair-at-just-about-same-time-that-brunette-becomes-good-color-for-flowers-fran-lebowitz
large-naked-raw-carrots-are-acceptable-as-food-only-to-those-who-live-in-hutches-eagerly-awaiting-easter-fran-lebowitz
that-which-we-call-civilization-is-merely-accumulated-debris-chilling-number-bad-nights-fran-lebowitz
a-hobby-is-course-abomination-as-are-all-consuming-interests-passions-that-do-not-lead-directly-to-large-personal-gain-fran-lebowitz