Frank Carson Quotes

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i-am-accusing-him-of-stealing-my-best-material-he-was-a-very-funny-man
i-dont-think-my-wife-likes-me-very-much-when-i-had-a-heart-attack-she-wrote-for-an-ambulance
have-you-heard-about-the-irishman-who-reversed-into-a-car-boot-sale-and-sold-the-engine
its-never-occurred-to-me-to-worry-about-my-health-or-that-ill-get-old-or-that-people-will-stop-laughing-at-me
so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-want-to-report-a-nuisance-caller-he-said-not-you-again
i-was-in-panto-last-year-aladdin-the-wonderful-lamp-i-played-wick-i-got-sack-because-i-was-too-welloiled-every-night-frank-carson
a-man-was-found-dead-covered-in-sprinkles-strawberry-sauce-flake-reports-said-he-may-have-topped-himself-frank-carson
im-staying-in-lovely-hotel-dressing-robe-behind-door-lovely-fluffy-sheets-took-me-half-hour-getting-my-suitcase-closed-frank-carson
ive-been-married-to-my-wife-for-60-years-but-it-feels-just-like-yesterday-you-know-what-bloody-awful-day-yesterday-was-frank-carson
an-englishman-irishman-scotsman-walk-into-bar-the-barman-looks-at-them-says-is-this-some-kind-joke-frank-carson
the-council-in-blackpool-have-given-homeless-bus-passes-but-how-would-they-know-where-to-get-off-frank-carson
i-said-to-waitress-theres-fly-swimming-in-my-soup-she-said-youve-got-too-much-soup-he-should-only-be-able-to-paddle-frank-carson
doctor-told-me-ive-got-two-weeks-to-live-i-said-can-i-have-last-week-in-july-1st-week-in-august-frank-carson
my-father-fought-in-world-war-i-singlehandedly-destroyed-germans-line-communication-he-ate-their-pigeon-frank-carson
there-were-two-irishmen-eating-sandwiches-in-pub-landlord-said-you-cant-eat-your-own-food-in-here-so-they-swapped-sandwiches-frank-carson
whats-difference-between-rottweiler-poodle-peeing-on-your-leg-you-let-rottweiler-finish-frank-carson
whats-difference-between-my-wife-terrorist-you-can-negotiate-with-terrorist-frank-carson
my-idea-for-peace-in-middle-east-is-to-go-back-to-1966-line-but-to-build-even-more-houses-for-palestinians-who-are-poor-people-frank-carson
a-man-walks-into-pet-shop-says-give-me-wasp-the-shopkeeper-replies-we-dont-sell-wasps-he-says-theres-one-in-window-frank-carson
my-wife-said-to-me-if-you-won-lottery-would-you-still-love-me-i-said-of-course-i-would-id-miss-you-but-id-still-love-you-frank-carson
a-man-says-to-his-mate-my-wife-is-twin-his-mate-says-how-do-you-tell-them-apart-the-man-says-her-brother-has-beard-frank-carson
someone-threw-petrol-bomb-at-alex-higgins-once-he-drank-it-frank-carson
a-man-up-in-front-judge-says-i-dont-recognise-this-court-why-not-its-been-redecorated-since-last-time-i-was-here-frank-carson
this-is-frank-carson-news-at-ten-sober-frank-carson
did-you-know-you-can-have-irish-abortion-but-there-is-12-month-waiting-list-frank-carson
people-in-northern-ireland-vote-for-their-church-they-dont-vote-with-their-heads-it-is-ridiculous
the-thirties-were-troublesome-in-belfast-then-course-there-was-no-work-for-people-it-was-terribly-religiously-divided
america-has-only-100-senators-for-309-million-people-but-stormont-has-108-members-for-17-million
most-my-jokes-are-racist-usually-about-irish
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