Frank Zappa Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
there-are-more-love-songs-than-anything-else-if-songs-could-make-you-do-something-wed-all-love-one-another
communism-doesnt-work-because-people-like-to-own-stuff
art-is-making-something-out-of-nothing-and-selling-it
no-change-in-musical-style-will-survive-unless-it-is-accompanied-by-a-change-in-clothing-style-rock-is-to-dress-up-to
one-of-my-favorite-philosophical-tenets-is-that-people-will-agree-with-you-only-if-they-already-agree-with-you-you-do-not-change-peoples-minds
the-computer-cant-tell-you-the-emotional-story-it-can-give-you-the-exact-mathematical-design-but-whats-missing-is-the-eyebrows
if-you-want-to-get-laid-go-to-college-if-you-want-an-education-go-to-the-library
all-the-good-music-has-already-been-written-by-people-with-wigs-and-stuff
without-music-to-decorate-it-time-is-just-a-bunch-of-boring-production-deadlines-or-dates-by-which-bills-must-be-paid
music-is-always-a-commentary-on-society
most-people-wouldnt-know-music-if-it-came-up-and-bit-them-on-the-ass
music-in-performance-is-a-type-of-sculpture-the-air-in-the-performance-is-sculpted-into-something
politics-is-the-entertainment-branch-of-industry
my-best-advice-to-anyone-who-wants-to-raise-a-happy-mentally-healthy-child-is-keep-him-or-her-as-far-away-from-a-church-as-you-can
i-searched-for-years-i-found-no-love-im-sure-that-love-will-never-be-a-product-of-plasticity
stupidity-has-a-certain-charm-ignorance-does-not
without-deviation-from-the-norm-progress-is-not-possible
there-is-more-stupidity-than-hydrogen-in-the-universe-and-it-has-a-longer-shelf-life
it-would-be-easier-to-pay-off-the-national-debt-overnight-than-to-neutralize-the-longrange-effects-of-our-national-stupidity
if-classical-music-is-the-state-of-the-art-then-the-arts-are-in-a-sad-state
it-isnt-necessary-to-imagine-the-world-ending-in-fire-or-ice-there-are-two-other-possibilities-one-is-paperwork-and-the-other-is-nostalgia
hair-growing-out-every-hole-in-me-frank-zappa
there-are-three-things-that-smell-fish-one-them-is-fish-the-other-two-are-growing-on-you-frank-zappa
he-wants-to-do-you-in-cause-color-your-skin-frank-zappa
find-you-bridge-take-jump-just-make-certain-you-do-it-right-first-time-cause-nothings-worse-than-suicide-chump-frank-zappa
youve-got-to-be-digging-it-while-its-happening-cause-it-just-might-be-one-shot-deal-frank-zappa
whatever-you-have-to-do-to-have-good-time-lets-get-on-with-it-long-as-it-doesnt-cause-murder-frank-zappa
take-kama-sutra-how-many-people-died-from-kama-sutra-as-opposed-to-bible-who-wins-frank-zappa
the-plumber-he-says-never-flush-tampon-this-is-great-information-cost-me-half-weeks-pay-frank-zappa
the-most-important-thing-to-do-in-your-life-is-to-not-interfere-with-somebody-elses-life-frank-zappa
theres-big-difference-between-kneeling-down-bending-over-frank-zappa
there-is-no-such-thing-as-dirty-word-nor-is-there-word-powerful-that-its-going-to-send-listener-to-lake-fire-upon-hearing-it-frank-zappa
i-wrote-song-about-dental-floss-but-did-anyones-teeth-get-cleaner-frank-zappa
republicans-stand-for-raw-unbridled-evil-greed-ignorance-smothered-in-balloons-ribbons-frank-zappa
behind-each-breakaway-movement-is-breakaway-demagogue-who-will-set-up-his-breakaway-demagogue-government-frank-zappa
the-united-states-is-nation-laws-badly-written-randomly-enforced-frank-zappa
i-think-it-is-good-that-books-still-exist-but-they-do-make-me-sleepy-frank-zappa
art-is-making-something-out-nothing-selling-it-frank-zappa
those-jesus-freaks-well-theyre-friendly-but-shit-they-believe-has-got-their-minds-all-shut-frank-zappa
do-you-love-it-do-you-hate-it-there-it-is-way-you-made-it-frank-zappa
jazz-isnt-dead-it-just-smells-funny-frank-zappa
a-composer-is-guy-who-goes-around-forcing-his-will-on-unsuspecting-air-molecules-often-with-assistance-unsuspecting-musicians-frank-zappa
the-rock-roll-business-is-pretty-absurd-but-world-serious-music-is-much-worse-frank-zappa
without-deviation-from-norm-progress-is-not-possible-frank-zappa-composer-musician-film-director-19401993-frank-zappa
jazz-is-not-dead-it-just-smells-funny-frank-zappa
so-many-books-little-time-frank-zappa
interviewer-so-frank-you-have-long-hair-does-that-make-you-woman-frank-zappa-you-have-wooden-leg-does-that-make-you-table-frank-zappa
i-never-set-out-to-be-weird-it-was-always-other-people-who-called-me-weird-frank-zappa
the-more-you-can-escape-from-how-horrible-things-really-are-less-its-going-to-bother-you-then-worse-things-get-frank-zappa
i-have-four-children-i-want-them-to-grow-up-in-country-that-has-working-first-amendment-frank-zappa
i-have-been-monitoring-your-earthly-broadcasts-for-many-years-frank-zappa
the-last-election-just-laid-foundation-next-500-years-dark-ages-frank-zappa
who-are-brain-police-frank-zappa
elvis-has-left-building-to-climb-up-that-heavenly-stair-so-what-if-he-looks-like-warthog-in-heat-frank-zappa
theys-making-it-worse-labor-movement-got-mafia-curse-frank-zappa
he-took-dogdoo-snow-cone-stuffed-it-in-my-right-eye-he-took-dogdoo-snow-cone-stuffed-it-in-my-other-eye-frank-zappa
while-your-children-are-sleeping-your-puppy-is-crappin-frank-zappa
she-was-steady-date-until-she-put-on-some-weight-frank-zappa
our-big-prize-tonight-is-fifty-american-dollars-to-girl-with-most-exciting-mammalian-protuberances-frank-zappa
these-girls-wouldnt-let-just-anybody-spew-on-their-vital-parts-they-wanted-guy-from-group-with-big-hit-song-on-charts-frank-zappa
im-in-big-dilemma-about-my-bigleg-emma-frank-zappa
give-me-enchilada-with-pickle-sauce-shoved-up-between-donkeys-ass-frank-zappa