Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

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life-is-measured-by-how-you-lived-it-not-by-the-years
theres-5-levels-fatness-fluffy-is-one-levels-theres-big-healthy-husky-fluffy-damn-gabriel-iglesias
im-not-on-diet-and-its-funny-cause-people-go-well-then-why-do-you-drink-diet-soda-so-i-can-eat-regular-cake-gabriel-iglesias
my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-theyre-serious-you-know-gabriel-iglesias
its-because-you-alienate-half-room-talking-about-sports-half-crowd-will-be-against-you-no-matter-what-you-say-gabriel-iglesias
i-had-to-travel-half-way-across-world-to-be-called-american-gabriel-iglesias
why-do-people-measure-life-by-years-instead-how-good-years-were-gabriel-iglesias
i-see-latino-comic-as-someone-who-can-only-perform-for-latino-audiences-i-cross-board-gabriel-iglesias
im-always-happy-to-talk-to-people-i-relate-to-people-guy-on-stage-is-much-guy-thats-off-stage-people-know-when-its-fake-gabriel-iglesias
i-try-not-to-get-political-i-dont-want-to-get-religious-i-dont-want-to-get-controversial-i-just-want-to-have-show-that-relates-to-everybody-gabriel-iglesias
im-big-boy-but-i-can-get-jiggy-with-it-ladies-i-will-go-to-dance-clubs-i-will-tear-it-up-hardcore-for-good-30-seconds-gabriel-iglesias
im-big-guy-but-im-really-simple-with-food-ill-hit-innout-just-regular-buffets-gabriel-iglesias
when-i-go-to-dance-clubs-i-always-dance-with-big-girls-we-finish-at-same-time-gabriel-iglesias
anything-is-possible-as-long-as-youre-focused-determined-you-really-want-to-do-it-gabriel-iglesias
i-drink-diet-coke-i-can-eat-regular-cake-gabriel-iglesias
when-youre-comedian-holy-grail-is-hour-long-hbo-special-gabriel-iglesias
you-cant-be-bad-ass-in-car-that-kills-gas-like-i-kill-tacos-gabriel-iglesias
with-all-classes-they-offer-at-school-how-come-they-dont-have-one-for-common-sense-gabriel-iglesias
i-learned-early-on-stay-away-from-politics-stay-away-from-religion-dont-talk-about-sports-those-three-right-there-will-get-you-in-trouble-gabriel-iglesias
if-im-drinking-i-can-either-be-nicest-guy-ever-im-guy-you-should-leave-alone-gabriel-iglesias
im-not-fat-im-fluffy-gabriel-iglesias
if-you-google-word-fluffy-im-first-thing-that-pops-up-its-me-dogs-rabbits-gabriel-iglesias
believe-it-not-ive-got-really-bad-metabolism-one-burger-im-done-im-not-guy-that-puts-away-10-burgers-gabriel-iglesias
im-comedian-who-happens-to-be-latino-whats-difference-the-difference-is-my-special-will-air-on-comedy-central-not-telemundo-gabriel-iglesias
i-have-always-been-told-that-i-was-funny-entertaining-person-have-always-been-told-to-give-comedy-try-gabriel-iglesias
people-think-if-you-have-money-itll-fix-problems-but-it-creates-different-ones-gabriel-iglesias
when-i-first-got-to-st-louis-i-saw-arch-i-said-i-want-to-go-to-that-mcdonalds-gabriel-iglesias
i-dont-even-have-clue-as-to-where-to-find-pregnancy-test-im-looking-at-all-aisles-they-dont-have-one-that-says-oops-gabriel-iglesias
ill-walk-up-to-woman-ill-say-first-thing-that-comes-to-mind-hey-you-hungry-gabriel-iglesias
i-know-enough-football-to-know-thats-funny-gabriel-iglesias
i-love-australia-first-all-everyone-is-nice-the-people-are-down-to-earth-they-like-having-fun-with-you-gabriel-iglesias
i-want-to-be-known-as-funny-comic-not-just-funny-latino-comic-i-want-to-be-able-to-go-everywhere-anywhere-gabriel-iglesias
i-usually-travel-with-posse-i-roll-deep-i-travel-like-rapper-but-without-artillery-we-dont-carry-guns-we-carry-cookies
you-gotta-live-life-before-you-can-talk-about-it-sometimes-when-things-dont-work-out-in-life-they-work-out-on-stage
i-found-that-laughter-was-form-acceptance-i-really-enjoyed-that-i-just-i-crave-it
i-almost-bought-delorean-other-day-just-because-if-i-see-something-that-i-think-is-cool-i-like-it-ill-go-for-it
i-never-go-perform-somewhere-alone-ive-done-that-since-day-one-ive-always-taken-other-comics-with-me
comedians-do-movies-tv-that-when-they-tour-they-sell-out-thats-goal-to-get-popular-enough-place-is-packed
as-far-as-guys-who-perform-onstage-i-love-chris-rock-im-kind-jaded-on-everyone-else
i-want-to-get-famous-that-i-dont-have-to-wake-up-in-morning-itll-probably-never-happen
when-you-leave-you-basically-want-to-go-eat-because-i-talk-lot-about-food-in-my-act-so-when-you-leave-you-leave-hungry
you-wonder-why-i-only-talk-about-my-personal-life-but-thats-all-ive-ever-done
i-was-not-popular-kid-in-school
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