Garrison Keillor Quotes

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god-writes-a-lot-of-comedy-the-trouble-is-hes-stuck-with-so-many-bad-actors-who-dont-know-how-to-play-funny
im-not-busy-a-woman-with-three-children-under-the-age-of-10-wouldnt-think-my-schedule-looked-so-busy
a-lovely-thing-about-christmas-is-that-its-compulsory-like-a-thunderstorm-and-we-all-go-through-it-together
thank-you-god-for-this-good-life-and-forgive-us-if-we-do-not-love-it-enough
a-minister-has-to-be-able-to-read-a-clock-at-noon-its-time-to-go-home-and-turn-up-the-pot-roast-and-get-the-peas-out-of-the-freezer
welcome-to-lake-wobegon-where-all-the-women-are-strong-all-the-men-are-goodlooking-and-all-the-children-are-above-average
cats-are-intended-to-teach-us-that-not-everything-in-nature-has-a-function
they-say-such-nice-things-about-people-at-their-funerals-that-it-makes-me-sad-that-im-going-to-miss-mine-by-just-a-few-days
beauty-isnt-worth-thinking-about-whats-important-is-your-mind-you-dont-want-a-fiftydollar-haircut-on-a-fiftycent-head
you-taught-me-to-be-nice-so-nice-that-now-i-am-so-full-of-niceness-i-have-no-sense-of-right-and-wrong-no-outrage-no-passion
being-lutheran-mother-believed-that-selfpity-is-a-deadly-sin-and-so-is-nostalgia-and-she-had-no-time-for-either
a-book-is-a-gift-you-can-open-again-and-again
be-well-do-good-work-and-keep-in-touch
god-writes-a-lot-of-comedythe-trouble-is-hes-stuck-with-so-many-bad-actors-who-dont-know-how-to-play-funny
they-say-such-nice-things-about-people-at-their-funerals-that-it-makes-me-sad-to-realize-im-going-to-miss-mine-by-just-a-few-days
it-the-new-york-times-reads-like-it-was-edited-by-two-elderly-sociologists-one-of-whom-has-been-dead-for-many-years
thats-the-news-from-lake-wobegon-where-all-the-women-are-strong-all-the-men-are-good-looking-and-all-the-children-are-above-average
where-all-the-women-are-strong-all-the-men-are-goodlooking-and-all-the-children-are-aboveaverage
even-in-a-time-of-elephantine-vanity-and-greed-one-never-has-to-look-far-to-see-the-campfires-of-gentle-people
when-you-wage-war-on-public-schools-youre-attacking-mortar-that-holds-community-together-youre-not-conservative-youre-vandal-garrison-keillor
your-life-is-work-art-in-end-underlying-theme-great-art-is-bravery-hope-love-garrison-keillor
people-in-cars-cause-accidents-accidents-in-cars-cause-people-garrison-keillor
when-youre-old-you-feast-on-your-memories-if-you-spend-too-much-time-on-exercise-you-may-get-old-not-have-many-garrison-keillor
never-insult-writer-you-may-find-yourself-immortalized-in-ways-you-may-not-appreciate-garrison-keillor
i-think-if-church-put-in-half-time-on-covetousness-that-it-does-on-lust-this-would-be-better-world-for-all-us-garrison-keillor
life-is-unjust-this-is-what-makes-it-beautiful-every-day-is-gift-be-brave-take-hold-it-garrison-keillor
we-come-from-people-who-brought-us-up-to-believe-that-life-is-struggle-if-you-should-feel-really-happy-be-patient-this-will-pass-garrison-keillor
secret-life-is-to-go-through-something-harrowing-that-doesnt-kill-you-to-love-one-woman-for-rest-your-life-garrison-keillor
life-is-continuous-life-never-stops-we-come-to-really-great-questions-before-we-can-answer-them-life-has-moved-on-to-something-else-garrison-keillor
anyone-who-thinks-sitting-in-church-can-make-you-christian-must-also-think-that-sitting-in-garage-can-make-you-car-garrison-keillor
i-believe-in-looking-reality-straight-in-eye-denying-it-garrison-keillor
thats-news-from-lake-woebegon-where-all-women-are-strong-all-men-are-goodlooking-all-children-are-above-average-garrison-keillor
it-is-sin-to-believe-evil-others-but-it-is-seldom-mistake-garrison-keillor
the-rich-can-afford-to-be-progressive-poor-people-have-reason-to-be-afraid-future-garrison-keillor
you-get-old-you-realize-there-are-no-answers-just-stories-garrison-keillor
some-luck-lies-in-not-getting-what-you-thought-you-wanted-but-getting-what-you-have-which-once-you-have-it-you-may-be-smart-enough-to-see-is-what-you-would-have-wanted-had-you-kn
a-girl-in-bikini-is-like-having-loaded-gun-on-your-coffee-table-theres-nothing-wrong-with-them-but-its-hard-to-stop-thinking-about-garrison-keillor
cant-help-falling-in-love-garrison-keillor
dont-worry-about-past-dont-try-to-figure-out-future-garrison-keillor
nothing-you-do-for-children-is-ever-wasted-garrison-keillor
just-because-were-fictional-characters-doesnt-mean-you-can-pick-us-up-move-us-anywhere-you-want-people-lake-woebegon-garrison-keillor
a-young-writer-is-easily-tempted-by-allusive-ethereal-ironic-reflective-but-declarative-is-at-bottom-most-good-writing-garrison-keillor
be-more-funny-be-more-funny-garrison-keillor
cats-are-intended-to-teach-us-that-not-everything-in-nature-has-purpose-garrison-keillor
when-in-doubt-look-intelligent-garrison-keillor
evelyn-was-insomniac-when-they-say-she-died-in-her-sleep-you-have-to-question-that-garrison-keillor
its-shallow-life-that-doesnt-give-person-few-scars-garrison-keillor
i-want-to-resume-life-shy-person-garrison-keillor
one-amazing-experiences-my-young-life-garrison-keillor
i-never-was-one-to-get-upset-about-few-scratches-on-motor-vehicle-it-is-meant-to-be-used-not-saved-garrison-keillor
no-matter-what-time-year-i-come-here-people-always-say-same-thing-its-not-usually-like-this-garrison-keillor
years-ago-manhood-was-opportunity-for-achievement-now-it-is-problem-to-be-overcome-garrison-keillor
men-peak-at-age-nineteen-go-downhill-garrison-keillor
youre-such-big-liar-you-gotta-get-your-neighbor-to-call-your-dog-garrison-keillor
this-is-big-reason-most-humorists-fail-drunks-dont-read-books-garrison-keillor
bad-things-dont-happen-to-writers-its-all-material-garrison-keillor
the-mass-men-lead-lives-shallow-happiness-superior-man-exults-in-his-gloom-garrison-keillor
nothing-that-readers-say-do-strikes-me-as-nuisance-anyone-who-cracks-open-book-mine-is-to-me-gem-garrison-keillor
the-majority-people-who-keel-over-dead-at-concerts-are-killed-by-long-trumpet-passage-garrison-keillor