George Lopez Quotes

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whoever-is-my-relative-i-will-not-be-nice-to-them
life-is-great-golf-has-been-one-great-parts-it-for-me-george-lopez
barack-obama-may-be-black-but-john-mccain-is-first-albino-presidential-candidate-hes-completely-seethrough-george-lopez
if-tour-had-10-these-id-love-to-play-in-all-10-them-george-lopez
eh-whappaaaa-george-lopez
i-got-pain-in-my-chest-i-cant-breathe-george-lopez
yknow-if-those-pews-reclined-priests-gave-raiders-scores-id-go-to-church-every-sunday-george-lopez
im-big-fan-reality-shows-i-thought-first-one-dukes-hazzard-captured-white-people-perfectly-george-lopez
id-love-to-have-michael-jackson-in-my-show-because-hes-black-white-so-he-would-appeal-to-universal-demographic-george-lopez
at-factory-i-deal-with-excons-substance-abusers-sexual-harassers-and-im-not-just-talking-about-my-mom-george-lopez
shows-should-just-be-able-to-be-shows-without-hyphenating-their-lead-characters-george-lopez
from-now-on-were-home-schooling-you-whatever-we-dont-know-you-dont-know-when-did-korean-war-start-i-dont-know-neither-do-you-george-lopez
this-is-la-you-wanna-learn-spanish-take-bus-george-lopez
ive-gotten-in-trouble-with-every-race-you-can-imagine-george-lopez
i-spend-lot-time-alone-my-wife-understands-that-i-need-to-be-alone-i-enjoy-being-alone-but-im-never-lonely-george-lopez
max-whats-period-george-its-bullet-we-dodge-go-get-ready-george-lopez
sarah-palin-is-latina-payleen-she-has-infant-grandkid-same-age-latina-george-lopez
obama-is-closest-thing-to-latino-that-we-have-barack-everybody-wants-to-see-his-birth-certificate-too-george-lopez
in-life-theres-ying-yang-balance-and-when-you-dont-have-balance-you-have-comedy
when-things-are-bad-its-best-time-to-reinvent-yourself
i-didnt-want-to-be-nobody-that-was-only-way-i-could-be-somebody-was-to-do-stand-up
i-believe-that-there-are-certain-things-that-could-be-taken-care-that-you-dont-need-strong-political-background-in
i-never-realized-i-could-love-people-as-much-as-i-do-now
ive-spent-days-in-cinemas-answering-questions-from-audience-in-interviews-travelling-abroad-all-they-do-is-thank-me-nicely
david-letterman-is-best-late-night-talk-show-host-right-now-hands-down-has-been-since-he-first-took-desk
its-great-day-in-america-when-white-people-black-people-latinos-can-all-come-together-pick-on-another-minority
i-cant-pay-her-back-but-what-i-can-do-is-make-her-as-happy-as-she-thought-i-would-when-we-first-got-married
when-i-look-at-gospel-i-see-how-it-is-speaking-to-me-at-this-time-i-see-how-to-be-to-others-it-helps
when-you-go-to-cable-there-are-no-stations-no-affiliates-they-allow-you-to-do-your-show
freddie-prinze-was-my-idol-he-died-there-is-not-much-his-stuff-to-look-at-but-now-your-comedy-can-live-on-forever