Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

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i-cant-even-find-someone-for-a-platonic-relationship-much-less-the-kind-where-someone-wants-to-see-me-naked
people-have-many-theories-about-comedy-but-being-just-plain-funny-is-one-most-important-thing-gilbert-gottfried
i-predict-one-these-two-teams-will-win-super-bowl-gilbert-gottfried
with-internet-if-you-erase-something-it-just-means-you-have-to-spend-another-halfminute-to-find-it-gilbert-gottfried
the-pressure-to-being-comedian-is-being-funny-but-ive-given-that-up-there-is-no-pressure-whatsoever-gilbert-gottfried
i-wanted-to-be-brain-surgeon-but-i-had-bad-habit-dropping-things-gilbert-gottfried
what-do-japanese-jews-love-to-eat-hebrew-national-tsunami-gilbert-gottfried
the-joy-roasts-is-to-watch-people-get-hurt-offended-then-have-to-laugh-to-pretend-theyre-good-sport-gilbert-gottfried
if-police-ever-try-to-pick-me-up-michael-jackson-told-me-i-can-hide-out-at-his-house-gilbert-gottfried
i-just-dont-accept-midgets-as-human-beings-theres-only-much-political-correctness-i-can-accept-gilbert-gottfried
you-know-what-my-theory-is-accept-me-go-to-hell-gilbert-gottfried
i-would-show-up-at-party-for-al-qaeda-if-you-said-theres-going-to-be-dinner-gilbert-gottfried
im-one-those-people-that-picks-up-remote-control-just-keep-hitting-constantly-even-if-i-like-show-im-watching-gilbert-gottfried
there-definitely-is-exposure-in-reality-shows-but-exposure-will-basically-get-you-more-reality-shows-gilbert-gottfried
well-i-play-jews-parrots-parrots-are-how-ive-branched-out-gilbert-gottfried
i-understand-being-less-sexy-than-osama-bin-laden-but-not-less-sexy-than-carrot-top-that-i-find-offensive-gilbert-gottfried
if-someone-else-is-paying-for-it-food-just-tastes-lot-better
ive-never-been-one-those-who-wanted-to-fill-my-calendar-up-90-percent-time
no-generally-i-think-influence-is-used-as-nice-word-for-plagiarism
you-never-know-what-people-will-choose-to-be-offended-by
i-changed-face-comedy-i-used-to-be-funny
unfortunately-ive-never-been-mistaken-as-johnny-depp
well-im-eventually-gonna-take-daryl-hannah-parts
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