Herb Caen Quotes

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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. -Herb Caen
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. -Herb Caen
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The trouble with born again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around -Herb Caen
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One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco. -Herb Caen
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The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here -Herb Caen
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I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. -Herb Caen
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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. -Herb Caen
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. -Herb Caen
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We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season. -Herb Caen
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San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness. -Herb Caen
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The clock doesn?t matter in baseball. -Herb Caen
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The clock doesn't matter in baseball. Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to. -Herb Caen
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I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. -Herb Caen
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Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there? -Herb Caen
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There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city. -Herb Caen
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God! I loove this city! -Herb Caen
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San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -Herb Caen
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Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other. -Herb Caen
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A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams. -Herb Caen
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Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. -Herb Caen
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A city is a crazy concrete jungle whose people at the end of each day somehow make a small step ahead against terrible odds. -Herb Caen
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The only way to fight a thing like 50 is to stay au courant if it kills you. -Herb Caen
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Logic is no answer to passion. -Herb Caen
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When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't. -Herb Caen
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Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate. -Herb Caen
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New Yorkers are stuck in a gloomy mucilage of mutual commiseration. -Herb Caen
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Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor. -Herb Caen
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Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials. -Herb Caen
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