J. B. Smoove Quotes

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all-you-wanna-do-in-life-is-do-what-you-do-well-thats-when-youre-happiest-j-b-smoove
my-life-is-gardening-cleaning-around-house-power-washing-j-b-smoove
if-your-boss-asks-you-why-youre-comin-in-late-you-say-its-cause-you-stayed-late-j-b-smoove
i-may-even-show-up-behind-camera-i-love-to-put-things-together-i-love-to-give-direction-i-have-great-eye-for-pace-j-b-smoove
you-got-to-start-by-doing-little-things-if-your-quest-is-to-take-over-world-j-b-smoove
i-drive-big-dodge-truck-i-drive-american-cars-j-b-smoove
i-have-big-hands-i-cant-do-touchscreen-thing-im-button-guy-i-want-to-press-buttons-j-b-smoove
im-big-on-facial-expressions-im-big-on-mannerisms-which-i-find-to-be-hilarious-j-b-smoove
before-i-got-into-standup-i-used-to-be-hiphop-dancer-in-crew-my-name-was-j-smoove-my-partner-was-j-groove-j-b-smoove
i-was-hallway-clown-in-high-school-j-b-smoove
let-me-tell-about-tennessee-if-your-car-breaks-down-in-tennessee-you-have-just-moved-to-tennessee-j-b-smoove
i-should-be-european-im-long-lean-id-look-good-in-trench-coat-j-b-smoove
just-broke-up-with-somebody-well-it-wasnt-really-break-up-it-was-booty-call-i-might-have-took-too-serious-j-b-smoove
my-wife-is-vegetarian-when-my-wife-is-with-me-i-eat-vegetarian-when-shes-not-i-eat-meat-im-just-being-honest-j-b-smoove
remember-tupperware-that-was-toughest-stuff-ever-why-cant-they-make-phone-out-tupperware-j-b-smoove
some-best-dramatic-actors-have-started-in-comedy-j-b-smoove
damn-this-flight-attendant-treating-us-like-we-won-these-first-class-tickets-in-contest-j-b-smoove
when-i-started-standup-first-thing-i-did-was-to-take-improv-class-j-b-smoove
you-ever-taste-some-damn-chicken-horrible-that-you-wished-chicken-would-show-up-at-your-house-show-your-lady-how-to-cook-him-j-b-smoove
you-know-what-i-like-i-like-classic-stuff-i-like-the-andy-griffith-show-variety-characters-was-amazing-to-me-j-b-smoove
this-italian-restaurant-im-at-is-authentic-when-they-seat-you-they-give-you-mustache-j-b-smoove
thats-what-i-am-im-drip-you-still-get-hydrated-you-still-get-your-nutrients-just-little-at-damn-time-j-b-smoove
i-wish-black-people-had-flag-they-could-put-into-ground-like-when-troops-stormed-iwo-jima-j-b-smoove
i-did-club-one-night-speakers-were-old-as-hell-my-jokes-were-coming-out-in-black-white-j-b-smoove
you-cant-let-people-take-advantage-you-go-get-that-ass-j-b-smoove
im-thief-i-steal-scenes-i-steal-opportunities-i-am-ultimate-thief-i-got-sticky-fingers-j-b-smoove
at-top-this-list-has-to-be-get-in-that-ass-its-ultimate-leonism-to-get-you-through-life-j-b-smoove
sad-when-you-spend-more-time-trying-to-stay-alive-than-living-j-b-smoove
i-try-to-dress-smooth-i-try-to-keep-my-face-shaved-i-try-to-keep-my-head-cut-i-try-to-do-all-things-to-keep-it-smooth-going-j-b-smoove
im-trying-to-be-jayz-comedy-one-day-i-dont-know-if-theres-any-comedy-moguls-out-there-but-i-would-love-to-be-first-comedy-mogul-j-b-smoove
im-looking-to-be-next-comedy-mogul-j-b-smoove
a-lot-comedians-are-selfish-j-b-smoove
live-tv-has-amazing-pace-to-it-youve-got-to-be-able-to-think-quick-make-changes-last-minute-be-funny-fast-j-b-smoove
for-me-standup-will-always-be-some-part-my-life-other-things-will-move-around-find-their-place
when-youre-babysitting-kid-all-youre-seeing-is-version-them-small-dosage
you-gotta-improvise-in-life-you-gotta-improv-if-police-pull-you-over
being-parent-is-about-your-survival-surviving-terrible-twos-is-most-important-thing
women-put-guys-through-tests-all-time
i-just-always-found-it-easier-to-be-same-guy-onstage-as-you-are-offstage
you-turn-hotdogs-with-tongs-dont-you-ever-use-those-tongs-on-hamburger