Janet Evanovich Quotes

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we-dont-appreciate-the-value-of-humor-sometimes
you-can-get-through-very-serious-and-sometimes-horrible-and-sometimes-embarrassing-and-very-awkward-situations-with-humor-it-gives-us-a-way-out
i-wasnt-always-a-writer-when-i-went-to-college-and-majored-in-fine-arts-i-was-a-painter-then-i-was-a-stayathome-mom
cute-i-think-my-testosterone-level-just-dropped-ranger-janet-evanovich
i-am-not-menopausal-i-just-wanted-half-hour-alone-is-that-too-much-to-ask-a-crappy-half-hour-janet-evanovich
life-is-about-survival-fittest-jersey-is-producing-master-race-janet-evanovich
transitions-are-critically-important-i-want-reader-to-turn-page-without-thinking-shes-turning-page-it-must-flow-seamlessly-janet-evanovich
lots-times-im-not-crazy-about-writing-but-i-keep-moving-ahead-somehow-it-gets-better-the-important-thing-is-to-move-forward-janet-evanovich
everyone-wants-christmas-tree-if-you-had-christmas-tree-santa-would-bring-you-stuff-like-hair-curlers-slut-shoes-janet-evanovich
stephanie-im-begging-you-eat-some-doughnuts-i-cant-keep-going-like-this-morelli-janet-evanovich
okay-take-deep-breath-i-told-myself-dont-go-all-hormonal-get-facts-straight-have-mental-doughnut-janet-evanovich
money-isnt-everythingthe-only-people-who-say-that-are-people-who-have-enough-money-to-pay-rent-janet-evanovich
he-wears-jeans-untucked-shirts-glock-19-he-has-big-shaggy-dog-named-bob-janet-evanovich
calories-dont-count-if-theyre-connected-to-celebration-everyone-knows-this-janet-evanovich
almost-everybody-i-know-has-died-grandma-said-bunch-wimps-janet-evanovich
my-spanish-is-limited-to-burrito-taco-janet-evanovich
in-my-fathers-scheme-things-there-were-italians-then-there-was-rest-world-janet-evanovich
you-dont-have-to-be-there-to-be-there-janet-evanovich
her-concept-paradise-was-something-more-immediate-book-blanket-beneath-tree-where-she-might-read-in-peace-janet-evanovich
theres-always-been-true-love-but-in-my-day-you-either-talked-yourself-into-thinking-you-had-it-you-talked-yourself-into-thinking-you-didnt-need-it-janet-evanovich
youre-marshmallow-soft-sweet-when-you-get-heated-up-you-go-all-gooey-delicious-janet-evanovich
i-could-help-you-i-said-counseling-drugs-religious-advisor-girlfriend-janet-evanovich
thinking-often-resembles-napping-but-intent-is-different-stephanie-plum-janet-evanovich
if-she-wasnt-your-grandmother-id-shoot-her-ranger-janet-evanovich
nice-dress-take-it-off-janet-evanovich
i-dont-need-handcuffs-to-enslave-woman-ranger-to-stephanie-janet-evanovich
if-i-gave-you-pity-position-it-wouldnt-be-in-my-office-janet-evanovich
i-attributed-incidence-to-temporary-insanity-in-my-own-defense-id-like-to-say-i-havent-run-over-anyone-since-janet-evanovich
either-get-out-bed-else-take-your-clothes-off-he-said-im-not-in-mood-to-compromise-janet-evanovich
respect-love-your-readers-write-for-reader-janet-evanovich
there-is-no-such-thing-as-good-call-at-7-am-its-been-my-experience-that-all-calls-between-hours-11-pm-9-am-are-disaster-calls-janet-evanovich
look-at-you-you-look-like-rangeman-barbie-you-got-gun-everything-lula-janet-evanovich
whoever-thought-naked-beach-was-good-idea-never-sat-in-one-janet-evanovich
connie-giving-her-thoughts-on-why-vinnies-hot-temper-is-less-than-normal-says-lucille-must-have-fed-him-vallium-smoothie-this-morning-janet-evanovich
thats-how-hospitals-get-you-you-go-in-to-visit-before-you-know-it-they-got-camera-stuck-up-your-butt-theyre-looking-to-find-poloponies-janet-evanovich
Do you see that man in the black Porsche?" I asked the women. They squinted out at Ranger. "Yes, " they said."Your partner." "He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renting Singh's room." Mrs.Apusenja's eyes widened. "We could use the income."She looked at Nonnie and then back at Ranger. "Is he married?" "Nope. He's single. He's a real catch." Connie did something between a gasp and a snort and buried her head back behind the computer. "Thank you for everything." Mrs.Apusenja said. "I suppose you are not such a bad slut. I will go talk to your partner.: "Omigod, " Connie said, when the door closed behind the Apusenja's. "Ranger's going to kill you." The Apusenjas stood beside the Porsche, talkig to Ranger for a few long minutes, giving him the big sales pitch. The pitch wound down, Ranger responded, and Mrs. Apusenja looked disappointed. The two women crossed the road and got into the burgundy Escort and quickly drove away. Ranger turned his head in my direction and our eyes met. His expression was still bemused, but this time it was the sort of bemused expression a kid has when he's pulling the wings off a fly. "Uh-Oh, "Connie said. I whipped around and faced Connie. "Quick, give me an FTA. You're backed up, right? For God's sake, give me something fast. I need a reason to stand here until he calms down!" Connie shoved a pile of folders at me. "Pick one. Any one! Oh shit, he's getting out of his car."... He leaned into me and his lips brushed the shell of my ear. "Feeling playful?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Watch your back babe. I will get even." -Ranger and Stephanie

Janet Evanovich
do-you-see-that-man-in-black-porsche-i-asked-women-they-squinted-out-at-ranger-yes-they-saidyour-partner-hes-homeless-hes-looking-for-place-to-stay-he-might-be-interested-in-rent
your-on-your-on-with-this-one-babe-coward-calling-me-names-isnt-going-to-get-me-in-there-ranger-stephanie-janet-evanovich
maybe-it-was-me-grandma-saidsometimes-they-sneak-outdid-i-fart-janet-evanovich
dont-you-just-hate-phonylooking-stiff-aunt-edna-janet-evanovich
i-dont-need-shoes-i-need-night-scope-you-think-they-sell-night-scopes-someplace-here-janet-evanovich
he-squinted-at-me-what-are-you-wearing-is-that-some-new-form-birth-control-janet-evanovich
if-i-let-her-in-im-doomed-its-like-inviting-vampire-into-your-house-once-youve-invite-them-in-thats-it-youre-good-as-dead-janet-evanovich
is-that-bulletproof-vest-see-now-thats-insulting-thats-like-saying-im-not-smart-enough-to-shoot-you-in-head-eddie-dechooch-janet-evanovich
i-need-to-look-like-idiot-at-least-twice-day-to-keep-myself-humble-janet-evanovich
men-drive-off-bridges-drink-too-much-because-women-like-you-janet-evanovich
i-ran-three-miles-staggered-into-lobby-took-elevator-back-to-my-apartment-no-point-to-overdoing-this-exercise-junk-stephanie-plum-janet-evanovich
on-bright-side-im-sure-this-isnt-last-time-youll-ever-get-firebombed-maybe-youll-have-better-luck-next-time-janet-evanovich