Jasper Carrott Quotes

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laughter-is-the-best-medicine-unless-youre-diabetic-then-insulin-comes-pretty-high-on-the-list
they-put-up-this-blokes-picture-on-crimewatch-uk-with-phone-number-said-have-you-seen-this-man-well-my-auntie-rang-them-up-said-no-jasper-carrott
i-have-that-working-class-fear-having-nothing-ive-always-got-one-eye-on-whats-in-bank-jasper-carrott
i-have-realised-that-my-time-has-come-gone-im-not-bitter-just-realist
happiness-to-me-is-simply-not-being-unhappy
ive-always-been-sensible-with-my-money-i-cant-say-im-business-genius
i-was-never-class-clown-ive-no-idea-where-comedy-came-from
i-want-to-do-things-i-enjoy-show-business-comes-fifth-sixth-down-line
i-have-to-confess-here-that-i-am-useless-cook
the-impact-tv-on-our-lives-in-general-gets-most-things-out-proportion
the-whole-debate-on-what-food-is-best-for-us-is-complex-ongoing-often-controlled-by-vested-interests
i-just-felt-that-golden-balls-was-right-thing-to-do-i-didnt-care-if-people-thought-i-was-failure
ive-played-with-some-famous-bandits-in-my-time-on-celebrity-golf-circuit
there-is-no-way-in-my-right-mind-i-would-contemplate-running-26-miles-plus-unless-it-involved-chase-with-pamela-anderson
having-signed-few-autographs-in-my-time-i-always-wonder-what-heck-people-do-with-them
after-leaving-school-i-got-job-in-department-store-not-dissimilar-to-grace-bros-in-are-you-being-served
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