Jeff Dunham Quotes

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im-happy-to-see-them-doing-well-im-encouraged-you-dont-really-pull-together-as-team-until-your-pitchers-are-warmed-up-jeff-dunham
the-roadwork-is-just-rehearsal-for-that-dvd-youre-going-to-film-year-later-jeff-dunham
standup-comedy-is-tough-right-now-anybody-can-come-to-concert-tape-you-put-you-up-on-internet-you-either-fight-it-embrace-it-jeff-dunham
ive-got-answer-to-where-osama-bin-laden-is-i-know-hes-dead-living-in-my-suitcase-with-my-dummies-jeff-dunham
when-bad-experience-happens-you-just-chalk-it-up-to-great-fact-that-you-just-got-five-more-jokes-in-show-jeff-dunham
if-you-choke-smurf-what-color-does-it-turn-jeff-dunham
i-always-try-do-everything-i-can-to-best-my-abilities-single-aspect-has-to-be-perfect-jeff-dunham
i-think-all-garbage-in-world-is-thanks-to-small-handful-idiots
as-humans-we-like-to-laugh-at-our-fears-we-like-to-whistle-in-dark
im-macintosh-nut-i-got-my-powerbook-if-im-not-writing-jokes-im-working-on-that
theres-some-sort-unspoken-license-when-outlandish-things-come-out-inanimate-object-somehow-it-equals-humor
math-forget-about-it-if-i-add-four-plus-eight-plus-six-i-have-to-count-on-my-fingers-i-guess-im-hooked-up-differently
ive-always-said-that-instead-watching-guy-juggle-seven-things-amazingly-i-would-rather-see-really-bad-juggler-whos-really-funny
im-not-trying-to-teach-anybody-anything-im-not-trying-to-say-anything-i-have-no-political-motive-whatsoever-my-motive-is-just-big-laugh
a-comedian-needs-to-have-his-own-filters-needs-to-know-his-audience-how-far-he-can-push-things
im-geek-to-bone
i-try-to-make-majority-my-audience-laugh-thats-my-audience-theyll-laugh-at-dead-terrorist
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