Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

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if-youve-ever-made-change-in-the-offering-plate-you-might-be-a-redneck
i-have-never-been-jealous-not-even-when-my-dad-finished-fifth-grade-a-year-before-i-did
you-may-be-a-redneck-if-you-have-spent-more-on-your-pickup-truck-than-on-your-education
thats-the-great-thing-about-a-tractor-you-cant-really-hear-the-phone-ring
if-your-neighbors-think-youre-a-detective-because-a-cop-always-brings-you-home-you-might-be-a-redneck
find-something-in-life-that-you-love-doing-if-you-make-a-lot-of-money-thats-a-bonus-and-if-you-dont-you-still-wont-hate-going-to-work
if-you-have-a-complete-set-of-salad-bowls-and-they-all-say-kool-whip-on-the-side-you-might-be-a-redneck
you-might-be-a-redneck-if-the-blue-book-value-of-your-truck-goes-up-and-down-depending-on-how-much-gas-it-has-in-it
getting-married-for-sex-is-like-buying-a-747-for-the-free-peanuts
you-moon-the-wrong-person-at-an-office-party-and-suddenly-youre-not-professional-any-more
i-call-our-bathroom-the-vault-because-the-doors-always-locked-and-whatever-goes-on-in-there-costs-a-hitload-of-money
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-biggest-ambition-in-life-is-to-git-that-big-ole-coon-the-one-what-hangs-round-over-yonder-backah-bubbas-barn-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-momma-calls-you-over-to-help-cause-she-has-flat-tire-on-her-house-jeff-foxworthy
do-you-know-why-its-hard-to-solve-redneck-murder-cause-theres-no-dental-records-all-dna-is-same-jeff-foxworthy
i-had-to-perform-at-white-house-for-president-thats-always-kind-weird-set-to-try-to-put-together-jeff-foxworthy
now-its-true-i-married-my-wife-for-her-looksbut-not-ones-shes-been-givin-me-lately-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-have-refused-to-watch-academy-awards-since-smokey-bandit-was-snubbed-for-best-picture-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-were-shooting-pool-when-your-kids-were-born-jeff-foxworthy
louisiana-has-best-food-on-planet-if-you-dont-really-ask-too-much-about-what-youre-eating-jeff-foxworthy
its-hard-to-think-yourself-as-loser-at-2-years-old-jeff-foxworthy
the-stuff-that-made-me-mad-20-years-ago-doesnt-really-make-me-mad-any-more-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-during-your-senior-year-you-your-mother-had-homeroom-together-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-boat-has-not-left-driveway-in-15-years-jeff-foxworthy
comics-dont-usually-have-long-careers-im-22-years-into-this-jeff-foxworthy
all-these-years-ive-sat-in-airports-kind-drawn-people-put-like-far-side-captions-on-them-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-the-salvation-army-declines-your-mattress-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-youve-ever-stolen-toilet-paper-from-public-restroom-jeff-foxworthy
when-you-get-to-your-third-millionth-frequent-flyer-mile-i-think-something-snaps-in-your-brain-jeff-foxworthy
i-dont-know-why-my-brain-has-kept-all-words-to-gilligans-island-theme-song-has-deleted-everything-about-triangles-jeff-foxworthy
pride-is-first-step-in-people-unraveling-companies-unraveling-relationships-unraveling-jeff-foxworthy
children-that-play-outside-develop-better-problem-solving-skills-have-stronger-ability-to-work-within-group-jeff-foxworthy
i-wish-i-could-relate-to-people-im-related-to-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-think-oj-trial-was-big-sunkist-minutemaid-taste-test-jeff-foxworthy
if-youve-ever-been-antique-shopping-during-big-football-game-youre-either-gay-married-jeff-foxworthy
if-your-idea-7-course-meal-is-bucket-kfc-sixpack-you-might-be-redneck-jeff-foxworthy
between-new-york-la-theres-200-million-people-that-arent-hip-they-dont-want-to-be-hip-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-high-school-basketball-game-got-rained-out-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-dated-your-daddys-current-wife-in-high-school-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-mother-has-been-involved-in-fist-fight-at-high-school-sports-event-jeff-foxworthy
ive-got-keys-to-crap-ive-never-owned-you-put-all-my-keys-together-i-could-be-high-school-janitor-tonight-jeff-foxworthy
hell-when-i-was-in-high-school-driveby-shooting-meant-somebody-had-their-rear-end-hanging-out-car-window-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-go-christmas-shopping-for-your-mom-sister-girlfriend-you-only-need-to-buy-one-gift-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-celebrate-groundhog-day-because-you-believe-in-it-jeff-foxworthy
sacrificing-myself-to-kill-hilary-clinton-was-best-thing-i-could-possibly-do-for-humanity-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-youre-still-scalping-tickets-after-concert-is-over-jeff-foxworthy
the-designated-driver-program-its-not-desirable-job-but-if-you-ever-get-sucked-into-doing-it-drop-them-off-at-wrong-house-jeff-foxworthy
if-your-biggest-tax-deduction-was-bail-money-you-might-be-redneck-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-youve-ever-worn-dress-that-is-strapless-with-bra-that-isnt-jeff-foxworthy
if-men-have-smell-its-usually-accident-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-move-your-refrigerator-grass-underneath-it-has-turned-yellow-jeff-foxworthy
if-someone-at-fleet-farm-offers-you-assistance-they-dont-work-there-you-might-live-in-wisconsin-jeff-foxworthy
theres-whole-segment-population-with-mentality-that-bases-good-times-on-where-they-can-go-what-they-can-buy-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-in-effort-to-watch-your-cholesterol-you-eat-spam-lite-jeff-foxworthy
if-gas-pedal-on-your-car-is-shaped-like-bare-foot-you-might-be-redneck-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-wife-wants-to-stop-at-gas-station-to-see-if-theyve-got-new-darrell-waltrip-budweiser-wall-clock-jeff-foxworthy
i-hope-someday-we-can-stamp-out-illiteracy-in-america-of-course-youll-have-to-kill-alot-my-relatives-to-do-it-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-on-your-first-date-you-had-to-ask-your-dad-to-borrow-keys-to-tractor-jeff-foxworthy
im-outdoor-nut-if-im-not-working-im-on-tractor-on-my-farm-hunting-fishing-climbing-mountain-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-santa-claus-refuses-to-let-your-kids-sit-in-his-lap-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-anniversary-present-was-getting-septic-tank-pumped-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-when-you-run-out-gas-you-put-gin-in-gas-tank-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-getting-package-from-your-post-office-requires-full-tank-gas-in-truck-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-go-to-tupperware-party-for-haircut-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-look-upon-family-reunion-as-chance-to-meet-ms-right-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-grandfather-completely-executes-pull-my-finger-trick-at-family-reunion-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-sophisticated-showbiz-cousin-is-rodeo-clown-jeff-foxworthy
if-your-wifes-hairdo-has-ever-been-ruined-by-ceiling-fan-you-might-be-redneck-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-receptionist-checks-rat-traps-at-your-place-business-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-momma-gives-you-tips-on-how-to-sneak-booze-into-sporting-events-jeff-foxworthy
i-actually-had-chance-to-be-in-delta-farce-but-i-couldnt-do-it-because-i-read-script-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-you-missed-5th-grade-graduation-because-you-had-jury-duty-jeff-foxworthy
watching-baby-being-born-is-little-like-watching-wet-st-bernard-coming-in-through-cat-door-jeff-foxworthy
you-might-be-redneck-if-your-dogs-name-is-miller-light-jeff-foxworthy
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