Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

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men-dont-care-whats-on-tv-they-only-care-what-else-is-on-tv
a-twoyearold-is-kind-of-like-having-a-blender-but-you-dont-have-a-top-for-it
to-me-if-life-boils-down-to-one-thing-its-movement-to-live-is-to-keep-moving
its-amazing-that-the-amount-of-news-that-happens-in-the-world-every-day-always-just-exactly-fits-the-newspaper
you-know-youre-getting-old-when-you-get-that-one-candle-on-the-cake-its-like-see-if-you-can-blow-this-out
a-twoyear-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a-blender-but-you-dont-have-a-top-for-it
my-parents-didnt-want-to-move-to-florida-but-they-turned-sixty-and-thats-the-law
i-was-the-best-man-at-the-wedding-if-im-the-best-man-why-is-she-marrying-him
when-men-are-growing-up-theyre-reading-about-batman-spiderman-superman-those-are-not-fantasies-theyre-options-jerry-seinfeld
nothing-in-life-is-fun-for-whole-family-there-are-no-massage-parlors-with-ice-cream-free-jewelry-jerry-seinfeld
theres-no-way-that-moving-in-with-your-parents-is-sign-that-your-life-is-on-track-jerry-seinfeld
your-blessing-in-life-is-when-you-find-torture-youre-comfortable-with-jerry-seinfeld
whats-point-dating-without-games-how-do-you-know-if-youre-winning-losing-jerry-seinfeld
work-is-least-important-thing-family-is-most-important-jerry-seinfeld
keep-your-head-up-in-failure-your-head-down-in-success-jerry-seinfeld
magazines-are-another-medium-i-love-because-95-is-simply-based-on-how-hell-are-we-going-to-fill-all-this-blank-space-jerry-seinfeld
sometimes-road-less-traveled-is-less-traveled-for-reason-jerry-seinfeld
elaine-ugh-i-hate-people-jerry-yeah-theyre-worst-jerry-seinfeld
it-s-amazing-that-amount-news-that-happens-in-world-every-day-always-just-exactly-fits-newspaper-jerry-seinfeld
a-bookstore-is-one-many-pieces-evidence-we-have-that-people-are-still-thinking-jerry-seinfeld
being-good-husband-is-like-being-good-standup-comic-you-need-ten-years-before-you-can-even-call-yourself-beginner-jerry-seinfeld
if-you-go-to-bad-movie-its-two-hours-if-youre-in-bad-movie-its-two-years-jerry-seinfeld
well-howard-stern-has-been-doing-his-impression-me-for-years-it-doesnt-really-bother-me-jerry-seinfeld
having-2-year-old-is-like-having-blender-that-you-dont-have-top-for-jerry-seinfeld
most-people-you-do-tv-series-it-ends-three-four-five-years-later-its-relic-jerry-seinfeld
you-can-tell-what-was-best-year-your-fathers-life-because-they-seem-to-freeze-that-clothing-style-ride-it-out-jerry-seinfeld
ive-been-car-crazy-my-whole-life-since-i-was-nine-years-old-its-just-something-im-aware-jerry-seinfeld
maybe-if-we-lie-down-our-brains-will-work-jerry-seinfeld
i-admire-hell-out-her-you-cant-have-sex-with-someone-you-admire-jerry-seinfeld
pain-is-usually-represented-by-lightning-attacking-guy-glowing-redness-is-also-popular-sometimes-parts-guy-would-just-burst-into-flames-jerry-seinfeld
having-fun-is-particular-skill-and-not-everyone-has-that-skill-jerry-seinfeld
there-are-more-social-skills-required-to-talk-oneonone-than-to-audience-you-dont-have-to-be-socially-fluid-to-talk-to-two-thousand-people-jerry-seinfeld
taking-in-baseball-game-on-tv-is-also-big-treat-jerry-seinfeld
the-big-advantage-book-is-that-its-easy-to-rewind-close-it-youre-right-back-at-beginning-jerry-seinfeld
cry-when-you-get-golden-globe-then-you-can-get-oscar-nomination-jerry-seinfeld
dating-is-pressure-tension-what-is-date-really-but-job-interview-that-lasts-all-night-jerry-seinfeld
if-you-cant-be-kind-at-least-have-decency-to-be-vague-jerry-seinfeld
i-mean-shes-giving-caring-genuinely-concerned-about-welfare-others-i-cant-be-with-someone-like-that-jerry-seinfeld
i-think-that-you-think-that-certain-something-is-not-all-that-it-could-be-when-in-fact-it-is-all-that-it-should-be-more-jerry-seinfeld
women-go-after-doctors-like-men-go-after-models-they-want-someone-with-knowledge-body-we-just-want-body-jerry-seinfeld
anyone-who-would-laugh-at-recital-is-probably-some-sort-lunatic-anyway-i-mean-only-sick-twisted-mind-could-be-that-rude-ignorant-jerry-seinfeld
i-wonder-is-illiterate-people-know-full-meaning-alphabet-soup-jerry-seinfeld
i-wonder-if-illiterate-people-get-full-effect-alphabet-soup-jerry-seinfeld