Jesse Ventura Quotes

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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. -Jesse Ventura
Wrestling is ballet with violence. -Jesse Ventura
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power. -Jesse Ventura
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. -Jesse Ventura
I love my country, not my government. -Jesse Ventura
I speak my mind. That's who I am. -Jesse Ventura
The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it. -Jesse Ventura
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. -Jesse Ventura
If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win. -Jesse Ventura
Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs. -Jesse Ventura
If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you. -Jesse Ventura
I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington. -Jesse Ventura
If I wanna be president, I probably can. -Jesse Ventura
Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs. -Jesse Ventura
Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.... -Jesse Ventura
The American dream still lives, -Jesse Ventura
You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself? -Jesse Ventura
Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it. -Jesse Ventura
My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office. -Jesse Ventura
If the government mandates anything with a price tag on it, then it ought to fund the project. -Jesse Ventura
I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever! -Jesse Ventura
Now our biggest environmental problems come from our own actions, our own choices, rather than pollution produced by big business. -Jesse Ventura
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