Jim Gaffigan Quotes

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i-was-youngest-six-kids-yeah-feeding-myself-was-important-but-its-not-like-i-was-obsessed-with-food-growing-up-jim-gaffigan
bacon-bits-are-like-fairy-dust-food-community-jim-gaffigan
my-goal-in-life-is-to-be-as-happy-as-studio-audience-jim-gaffigan
raising-kids-may-be-thankless-job-with-ridiculous-hours-but-at-least-pay-sucks-jim-gaffigan
when-your-mom-was-not-in-labor-yelling-at-me-she-made-me-laugh-hard-jim-gaffigan
how-did-we-get-to-point-where-were-paying-for-bottled-water-i-imagine-it-was-some-weird-marketing-meeting-over-in-france-jim-gaffigan
i-resent-when-i-go-out-to-dinner-they-try-to-sell-me-healthy-food-for-same-price-as-good-food-jim-gaffigan
i-used-to-have-lot-faith-in-humanity-before-advent-website-comment-section-jim-gaffigan
be-undeniable-jim-gaffigan
the-only-thing-weaker-than-toddlers-handshake-is-their-immune-system-jim-gaffigan
i-love-sleep-i-need-sleep-we-all-do-course-there-are-those-people-that-dont-need-sleep-i-think-theyre-called-successful-jim-gaffigan
its-not-as-if-ten-years-ago-we-were-like-i-wish-i-could-take-low-quality-photos-my-dessert-jim-gaffigan
my-new-years-resolution-i-will-be-less-laz-jim-gaffigan
you-think-when-gym-teachers-were-younger-theyre-thinking-you-know-i-want-to-teachbut-i-dont-want-to-read-how-about-kickball-for-40-years-jim-gaffigan
i-try-to-only-eat-animals-that-are-vegan-im-probably-opposite-vegan-jim-gaffigan
i-was-watching-animal-planet-did-you-know-that-male-seahorse-has-baby-why-dont-they-just-call-that-one-female-jim-gaffigan
now-dont-get-me-wrong-i-love-animals-but-i-like-eatin-em-more-fun-to-pet-better-to-chew-jim-gaffigan
i-come-from-big-family-nine-parents-jim-gaffigan
imagine-youre-drowning-someone-hands-you-baby-jim-gaffigan
on-myspace-whole-demographic-standup-comedy-fan-has-changed-its-like-indie-band-thing-people-think-theyve-discovered-you-jim-gaffigan
i-dont-want-to-be-tv-star-for-sake-being-on-tv-i-want-to-have-tv-show-thats-based-around-my-comedy-jim-gaffigan
there-should-be-childrens-song-if-youre-happy-you-know-it-keep-it-to-yourself-let-your-dad-sleep-jim-gaffigan
babies-should-be-classified-as-antidepressant-its-pretty-hard-to-be-in-bad-mood-around-5monthold-baby-jim-gaffigan
my-favorite-vegetable-is-marshmallow-jim-gaffigan
no-one-goes-into-standup-to-make-money-the-frustration-rejection-are-just-too-much-jim-gaffigan
i-should-clarify-that-anyone-that-goes-onstage-makes-strangers-laugh-is-insane-so-i-am-insane-jim-gaffigan
smiling-babies-should-actually-be-categorized-by-pharmaceutical-industry-as-powerful-antidepressant-jim-gaffigan
the-real-question-is-should-we-trust-people-who-dont-like-cheese-jim-gaffigan
comedians-kind-write-what-comes-to-them-you-can-give-yourself-little-assignments-but-its-what-inspires-you-jim-gaffigan
i-am-guy-who-talks-about-bacon-escalators-standup-comedy-is-much-conversation-its-personal-stylistically-jim-gaffigan
babies-toddlers-are-mostly-what-ive-been-exposed-to-at-this-point-im-hoping-parenting-just-gets-much-easier-after-this-it-does-right-jim-gaffigan
all-i-want-to-do-is-be-good-dad-but-im-pretty-bad-at-it-jim-gaffigan
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