Jimmy Carr Quotes

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i-was-a-christian-i-didnt-want-to-have-sex-before-marriage-i-was-a-bit-uptight-and-not-very-selfconfident-i-was-a-virgin-until-i-was-26
even-if-youre-doing-national-insurance-awards-theres-still-that-excitement-when-you-wonder-who-is-going-to-win-er-best-premiums-jimmy-carr
all-comedians-are-bit-attentionseeking-im-no-different-anyone-with-audacity-to-want-to-be-listened-to-for-hour-half-must-be-jimmy-carr
im-not-being-condescending-im-too-busy-thinking-about-far-more-important-things-you-wouldnt-understand-jimmy-carr
when-i-travel-i-get-lovesick-well-they-call-it-chlamydia-jimmy-carr
it-had-to-be-hammered-home-quite-bit-because-i-didnt-see-any-humour-in-my-life-at-all-jimmy-carr
a-surprising-amount-my-jokes-sound-implausible-but-are-true-jimmy-carr
lets-face-it-gene-pool-needs-little-chlorine-jimmy-carr
if-only-africa-had-more-mosquito-nets-then-every-year-we-could-save-millions-mosquitoes-from-dying-needlessly-aids-jimmy-carr
eighteen-years-since-chernobyl-disaster-is-it-just-me-surprized-still-no-superheroes-jimmy-carr
ten-years-after-chernobyl-accident-am-i-only-one-thats-disappointed-still-no-superheros-jimmy-carr
i-do-realise-that-when-i-laugh-it-sounds-like-seal-is-being-molested-jimmy-carr
a-big-girl-once-came-up-to-me-after-show-said-i-think-youre-fatist-i-said-no-no-i-think-youre-fattest-jimmy-carr
swimming-is-good-for-you-especially-if-youre-drowning-not-only-do-you-get-cardiovascular-workout-but-also-you-dont-die-jimmy-carr
the-reason-old-man-use-viagra-is-not-that-they-are-impotent-its-that-old-women-are-ugly-jimmy-carr
my-father-always-used-to-say-what-doesnt-kill-you-makes-you-stronger-til-accident-jimmy-carr
in-pizza-express-you-can-get-garlic-bread-with-cheese-tomato-now-correct-me-if-im-wrong-but-thats-pizza-jimmy-carr
im-obsessed-with-tv-how-wrong-our-parents-were-when-they-said-we-should-only-watch-hour-day-stop-wasting-your-time-reading-books-jimmy-carr
i-dont-think-young-people-should-have-bottoms-theyre-too-young-for-that-sort-thing-jimmy-carr
i-think-being-successful-in-comedy-is-being-funny-making-jokes-anything-beyond-that-is-icing-on-cake-jimmy-carr
boxers-dont-have-sex-before-fight-do-you-know-why-that-is-they-dont-fancy-each-other-jimmy-carr
british-scientists-have-demonstrated-that-cigarettes-can-harm-your-children-fair-enough-use-ashtray-jimmy-carr
saying-that-you-dont-believe-in-magic-but-do-believe-in-god-is-bit-like-saying-you-dont-have-sex-with-dogs-except-labradors-jimmy-carr
staying-in-luxury-hotels-still-gives-me-kick-especially-oulton-hall-in-yorkshire-id-stay-in-hotel-for-breakfast-room-service-jimmy-carr
i-go-around-country-do-simple-gag-like-the-property-ladder-is-now-snake-get-real-laugh-jimmy-carr
if-were-all-gods-children-whats-special-about-jesus-jimmy-carr
my-dads-dying-wish-was-to-have-his-family-around-him-i-cant-help-thinking-he-would-have-been-better-off-with-more-oxygen-jimmy-carr
i-have-no-problems-with-buying-tampons-i-am-fairly-modern-man-but-apparently-theyre-not-proper-present-happy-birthday-mum-jimmy-carr
i-like-to-write-joke-without-any-fat-on-itthe-shorter-better-i-cater-for-people-with-add-basically-jimmy-carr
i-saw-that-show-50-things-to-do-before-you-die-i-would-have-thought-obvious-one-was-shout-for-help-jimmy-carr
throwing-acid-is-wrong-in-some-peoples-eyes-jimmy-carr
i-think-they-got-it-wrong-with-saddam-hussein-they-thought-he-had-abomb-instead-he-had-bomb-jimmy-carr
like-most-worlds-population-im-into-coffee-my-perfect-weekend-would-start-with-pint-coffee-jimmy-carr
like-most-worlds-population-im-into-coffee-but-in-properly-big-important-way-my-perfect-weekend-would-start-with-pint-coffee
more-people-are-going-out-to-comedy-shows-than-they-were-before
they-say-people-most-affected-by-credit-crunch-are-pensioners-well-let-go-handbag-then-nanna
i-was-in-love-with-idea-being-in-love-with-woman-way-before-i-was-actually-in-love-with-one
women-were-quite-terrifying-until-i-was-older-i-think-thats-partly-down-to-confidence
i-dont-see-myself-as-offending-people
i-am-trying-to-release-endorphins-here-i-am-not-preaching-to-you-i-am-trying-to-make-you-laugh
the-bigger-audience-better-with-comedy
it-is-such-social-thing-laughing-two-thousand-people-in-room-laughing-is-such-great-buzz-they-tend-to-laugh-much-more-in-group
you-never-want-to-be-grumpy-guy-although-i-do-have-quite-grumpy-face
i-like-to-write-joke-without-any-fat-on-it-the-shorter-better-i-cater-for-people-with-add-basically
the-first-few-weeks-joining-weight-watchers-youre-just-finding-your-feet
yes-i-have-this-crazy-honk-laugh
theres-things-that-i-couldnt-joke-about-but-other-people-could
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