Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

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I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you. -Jimmy Kimmel
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. -Jimmy Kimmel
When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. -Jimmy Kimmel
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. -Jimmy Kimmel
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. -Jimmy Kimmel
I can't be as flip as I once was. -Jimmy Kimmel
Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. -Jimmy Kimmel
If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. -Jimmy Kimmel
There is no way, if I was running ABC, I would have kept me on the air. -Jimmy Kimmel
I like a real beach. A crowded one, you know? People, towels, umbrellas. I hate those little private strips of sand you see up in Malibu. -Jimmy Kimmel
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? -Jimmy Kimmel
My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. -Jimmy Kimmel
The idea that you would not only exercise but that you would enjoy it is very difficult for me to understand. I just hate it. -Jimmy Kimmel
I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting. -Jimmy Kimmel
I'm a terrible golfer. -Jimmy Kimmel
Almost every week, someone's mad at me. -Jimmy Kimmel
I only get unusual ailments. -Jimmy Kimmel
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