Joe Rogan Quotes

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thats-my-only-goal-surround-myself-with-funny-people-and-make-sure-everyone-has-a-good-time-and-works-hard
never-stay-in-a-bad-marriage-and-dont-hang-around-with-psycho-coke-fiends
the-only-time-i-commit-to-conspiracy-theories-is-when-something-way-retarded-happens-like-lee-harvey-oswald-acting-alone
if-you-can-lie-you-can-act-and-if-you-can-lie-to-crazy-girlfriends-you-can-act-under-pressure
i-never-in-my-wildest-imagination-dreamed-that-i-would-somehow-become-a-sports-commentator
if-you-ever-start-taking-things-too-seriously-just-remember-that-we-are-talking-monkeys-on-an-organic-spaceship-flying-through-the-universe
life-is-strange-you-keep-moving-keep-growing-before-you-know-it-you-look-back-think-what-was-that-joe-rogan
one-most-fascinating-lessons-ive-absorbed-about-life-is-that-struggle-is-good-joe-rogan
the-mind-is-most-important-thing-big-picture-no-one-has-stronger-mindset-than-amateur-wrestlers-joe-rogan
richard-pryor-is-in-my-mind-most-honest-comedian-he-bared-his-soul-to-people-i-think-thats-why-everybody-loved-him-much-joe-rogan
its-been-one-most-important-tools-for-me-in-personal-growth-for-understanding-myself-how-i-am-what-effect-i-do-have-on-other-people-joe-rogan
after-this-whole-acting-thing-is-over-done-you-eventually-have-to-be-human-some-people-are-never-human-its-weird-joe-rogan
i-dont-care-if-youre-gay-black-chinese-straight-that-means-nothing-to-me-its-all-illusion-joe-rogan
to-me-comedy-is-great-occupation-because-i-dont-really-worry-that-much-about-what-other-people-think-me-joe-rogan
when-someone-comes-along-expresses-him-herself-as-freely-as-they-think-people-flock-to-it-they-enjoy-it-joe-rogan
people-for-most-part-can-smell-lies-joe-rogan
for-many-people-reason-why-theyre-idiots-is-not-necessarily-that-their-brain-doesnt-work-well-its-that-they-got-in-terrible-pattern-joe-rogan
my-company-is-called-talking-monkey-inc-its-because-thats-what-i-think-all-people-are-talking-monkeys-joe-rogan
the-comedy-store-in-la-its-really-loose-room-its-really-dark-creepy-great-place-to-explore-your-own-thoughts-onstage-joe-rogan
if-world-was-etchsketch-glaciers-are-big-shake-joe-rogan
i-love-existing-in-pre-big-bang-conditions-joe-rogan
a-unicorn-is-donkey-from-future-joe-rogan
dick-gregory-was-great-comedian-who-went-got-arrested-did-hunger-strikes-protests-it-never-hurt-his-career-to-be-outspoken-joe-rogan
people-say-you-can-abuse-marijuana-you-can-abuse-cheeseburgers-does-that-mean-we-should-close-burger-kings-joe-rogan
to-really-appreciate-life-you-got-to-know-youre-going-to-die-joe-rogan
we-live-in-society-that-makes-it-really-easy-for-these-pussies-to-get-by-joe-rogan
build-confidence-momentum-with-each-good-decision-you-make-from-here-on-out-choose-to-be-inspired-joe-rogan
in-order-to-be-truly-great-at-something-you-have-to-give-into-certain-amount-madness-joe-rogan
apartment-living-is-tough-action-just-whole-idea-that-you-share-washer-dryer-always-freaked-me-out-joe-rogan
if-life-wasnt-real-it-would-be-craziest-psychedelic-trip-ever-joe-rogan
i-realized-long-time-ago-that-instead-being-jealous-you-can-be-inspired-appreciative-it-carries-more-energy-to-you-joe-rogan
choose-to-be-inspired-joe-rogan
this-country-has-mental-health-problem-disguised-as-gun-problem-tyranny-problem-disguised-as-security-problem-joe-rogan
theres-only-2-reasons-that-you-hate-gay-marriage-1-youre-dumb-2-youre-secretly-worried-that-dicks-are-delicious-joe-rogan
no-girl-wants-secretly-gay-boyfriend-every-dude-wants-secretly-gay-girlfriend-joe-rogan
theres-direct-correlation-between-positive-energy-positive-results-joe-rogan
kindness-is-one-best-gifts-you-can-bestow-we-know-that-inherently-that-feels-great-joe-rogan
the-key-to-happiness-doesnt-lay-in-numbers-in-bank-account-but-in-way-we-make-others-feel-joe-rogan
i-always-try-to-look-at-conflicts-from-as-many-different-angles-as-is-humanly-possible-in-lot-ways-there-is-no-one-answer-joe-rogan
im-afraid-heights-not-unreasonably-but-rationally-afraid-heights-i-think-everyone-is-joe-rogan
the-comics-i-hate-are-thieves-nothings-more-disgusting-than-guy-who-steals-another-persons-ideas-tries-to-claim-them-as-his-own-joe-rogan
live-your-life-like-youre-hero-in-your-movie-joe-rogan
greatness-madness-are-next-door-neighbours-they-borrow-each-others-sugar-you-dont-get-there-without-other-joe-rogan
ill-go-to-church-with-anyone-whos-willing-to-smoke-pot-look-through-telescope-with-me-joe-rogan
if-you-havent-peed-bed-you-havent-taken-enough-chances-joe-rogan
i-talk-much-about-sex-that-girls-just-want-to-meet-me-joe-rogan
our-entire-civilization-is-built-on-foundation-unfixable-bullshit-joe-rogan
the-people-who-could-most-benefit-from-selfreflective-egodissolving-qualities-cannabis-are-ones-that-want-it-to-be-illegal-joe-rogan
reality-really-is-theater-theres-no-other-way-to-describe-it-its-all-nonsensical-ridiculous-chaotic
ive-been-involved-in-mixed-martial-arts-since-1997-when-i-first-started-working-for-ufc
but-its-hard-for-chick-to-do-comedy-its-not-as-open-for-them
i-see-martial-arts-as-moving-forms-meditation-when-youre-sparring-drilling-techniques-you-cant-think-anything-else
i-do-cagefight-commentary-in-my-spare-time
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