John Cleese Quotes

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i-find-it-rather-easy-to-portray-a-businessman-being-bland-rather-cruel-and-incompetent-comes-naturally-to-me
if-god-did-not-intend-for-us-to-eat-animals-then-why-did-he-make-them-out-of-meat
he-who-laughs-most-learns-best
you-dont-have-to-be-the-dalai-lama-to-tell-people-that-lifes-about-change
if-life-were-fair-dan-quayle-would-be-making-a-living-asking-do-you-want-fries-with-that
wine-is-wonderful-stuff-but-so-many-people-are-put-off-by-the-snobbery-of-it
i-used-to-desire-many-many-things-but-now-i-have-just-one-desire-and-thats-to-get-rid-of-all-my-other-desires
the-thrill-i-got-discovering-buster-keaton-when-i-was-growing-up-was-exciting-he-was-one-greats-john-cleese
a-wonderful-thing-about-true-laughter-is-that-it-just-destroys-any-kind-system-dividing-people-john-cleese
tension-is-wonderful-for-making-people-laugh-john-cleese
life-is-terminal-disease-it-is-sexually-transmitted-john-cleese
why-write-about-past-well-theres-more-it-john-cleese
the-sad-thing-about-true-stupidity-is-that-you-can-do-absolutely-nothing-about-it-john-cleese
if-you-want-creative-workers-give-them-enough-time-to-play-john-cleese
its-not-despair-laura-i-can-take-despair-its-hope-i-cant-stand-brian-stimpson-clockwise-john-cleese
oh-i-could-spend-my-life-having-this-conversation-look-please-try-to-understand-before-one-us-dies-john-cleese
the-meaning-life-john-cleese
he-who-laughs-most-learns-best-john-cleese
years-ago-we-would-have-been-burned-for-this-now-what-i-am-suggesting-is-that-weve-advanced-john-cleese
yes-its-her-husband-she-hasnt-got-over-it-died-thirty-years-ago-john-cleese
to-be-creative-you-must-create-space-for-yourself-where-you-can-be-undisturbed-separate-from-everyday-concerns-john-cleese
theres-something-about-watching-animal-that-puts-you-in-contact-with-where-we-came-from-what-were-still-part-john-cleese
i-can-do-anything-i-want-im-eccentric-john-cleese
the-americans-all-love-the-holy-grail-english-all-love-life-of-brian-im-afraid-on-this-one-i-side-with-english-john-cleese
i-can-certainly-see-that-you-know-your-wine-most-guests-who-stay-here-wouldnt-know-difference-between-bordeaux-claret-john-cleese
i-have-tendency-sometimes-to-get-too-logical-with-what-im-writing-just-because-i-want-it-to-be-kind-perfect-john-cleese
when-we-hold-world-championship-for-particular-sport-we-invite-teams-from-other-countries-to-play-as-well-john-cleese
its-plastic-surgeon-you-need-not-doctor-john-cleese
a-satisfied-customer-we-should-have-him-stuffed-john-cleese
its-too-difficult-to-start-right-from-scratch-try-be-funny-out-blue-john-cleese
telling-people-how-to-be-creative-is-easy-being-creative-is-difficult-john-cleese
once-weve-made-decision-we-are-efficient-only-if-we-go-through-with-it-decisively-undistracted-by-doubts-about-its-correctness-john-cleese
give-your-mind-as-long-as-possible-to-come-up-with-something-original-john-cleese
basil-fawlty-was-easy-character-for-me-for-some-reason-portraying-mean-uptight-incompetent-bully-comes-naturally-to-me-john-cleese
creativity-is-not-possession-some-special-talent-its-about-willingness-to-play-john-cleese
high-creativity-is-responding-to-situations-without-critical-thought-john-cleese
no-hope-for-planet-at-all-but-i-will-be-gone-before-planet-is-gone-its-your-problem-john-cleese
i-dont-miss-london-much-i-find-it-crowded-vast-difficult-to-get-around-cabs-are-incredibly-expensive-john-cleese
either-people-walk-round-dressed-as-chickens-they-listen-to-beethoven-john-cleese
laughter-is-best-creative-medicine-john-cleese
dont-let-anyone-tell-you-what-you-ought-to-like-some-wines-that-some-experts-think-are-absolutely-exquisite-dont-appeal-to-me-at-all-john-cleese
what-is-absurd-is-not-teachings-founders-religion-its-what-followers-subsequently-make-it-john-cleese
loving-your-neighbour-as-much-as-yourself-is-practically-bloody-impossible-you-might-as-well-have-commandment-that-statesthou-shalt-fly-john-cleese
some-actors-i-think-want-to-feel-that-they-are-as-creative-as-writer-and-answer-is-frankly-theyre-not-john-cleese
laughter-destroys-any-divisions-between-people-john-cleese
if-you-are-leaping-ravine-moment-takeoff-is-bad-time-to-be-considering-alternative-strategies-john-cleese
but-then-acting-is-all-about-faking-were-all-good-at-faking-things-that-we-have-no-competence-with-john-cleese
come-to-me-i-want-to-plow-you-like-calgary-driveway-at-christmas-john-cleese
im-always-meeting-new-people-my-list-friends-seems-to-change-quite-bit
comedy-always-works-best-when-it-is-mean-spirited
i-have-several-times-made-poor-choice-by-avoiding-necessary-confrontation
the-most-creative-people-have-this-childlike-facility-to-play
if-you-want-creative-workers-give-them-enough-time-to-play
a-man-will-give-up-almost-anything-except-his-suffering
god-was-treated-like-this-powerful-erratic-rather-punitive-father-who-has-to-be-pacified-praised-you-know-flattered
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