John Hodgman Quotes

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hosting-a-tv-show-is-a-fulltime-job-in-which-success-is-defined-by-it-never-ending
my-type-of-humor-is-me-not-caring-whether-people-know-what-im-talking-about-or-not
all-i-can-ask-from-society-is-that-it-please-stop-telling-me-why-i-should-like-sports
as-you-know-the-thing-that-i-know-the-least-about-is-the-topic-of-sports
part-transaction-between-writer-reader-is-pleasure-building-community-encouraging-people-to-play-along-john-hodgman
truth-may-be-stranger-than-fiction-goes-old-saw-but-it-is-never-as-strange-as-lies-john-hodgman
to-want-to-become-president-is-i-think-such-bizarre-ambition-that-it-is-automatically-deranging-john-hodgman
my-candidacy-is-compelling-argument-for-my-candidacy-i-want-to-be-president-john-hodgman
life-may-be-miraculous-in-its-unlikelihood-in-universe-but-it-would-be-fallacy-to-suggest-that-its-rareness-makes-it-inextinguishable-john-hodgman
this-is-one-defining-sorrows-books-that-we-cannot-see-one-another-john-hodgman
my-memories-literary-agenting-are-happy-time-there-are-surprising-reminders-it-coming-back-now-john-hodgman
i-have-lot-cultural-references-that-have-amassed-in-my-brain-like-shrapnel-over-years-that-are-meaningful-to-me-john-hodgman
terry-gross-i-would-rush-home-from-high-school-to-listen-to-terry-gross-john-hodgman
i-believe-that-federal-government-should-be-laying-down-broadband-like-eisenhower-laid-down-interstates-john-hodgman
all-books-should-be-trilogies-i-mean-i-think-we-all-agree-on-that-john-hodgman
comedy-does-offer-avenue-to-television-film-careers-for-untelegenic-people-that-great-drama-does-not-john-hodgman
i-am-not-villainim-onlychild-narcissist-monster-but-i-wish-no-ill-nor-do-i-wish-for-world-domination-what-hassle-that-would-be-john-hodgman
the-villain-any-story-is-often-most-compelling-character-john-hodgman
americans-dont-need-metaphor-for-war-we-have-war-if-anything-we-use-war-as-metaphor-for-sports-john-hodgman
maines-motto-is-vacationland-but-as-far-as-im-concerned-it-should-be-maine-putting-spite-in-hospitality-since-1820-john-hodgman
as-live-standup-comedy-performer-i-have-benefit-choosing-real-entrance-music-john-hodgman
a-stopped-clock-is-correct-twice-day-but-sundial-can-be-used-to-stab-someone-even-at-nighttime-john-hodgman
i-am-marginally-employed-person-who-can-escape-with-my-school-teacher-wife-to-waters-maine-for-much-summer-john-hodgman
i-think-in-american-culture-we-put-value-on-economic-success-but-tell-people-you-dont-have-to-be-economically-successful-to-be-happy-john-hodgman
everyone-wants-to-write-book-very-few-people-are-able-to-do-it-john-hodgman
i-would-say-aside-from-moxie-soda-bottles-masonic-artifacts-theres-nothing-i-really-collect-john-hodgman
terry-gross-has-never-had-me-on-her-show-you-know-its-her-show-she-sets-agenda-thats-not-hodgman-but-ill-still-listen-to-it-john-hodgman
unfortunately-for-humanity-ive-gotten-into-habit-providing-my-own-closing-music-for-shows-by-singing-song-playing-ukulele-john-hodgman
i-am-someone-who-values-knowledge-actual-knowledge-i-also-value-stories-fiction-whole-lot-thats-where-fake-knowledge-comes-in-john-hodgman
im-personality-like-george-plimpton-who-effectively-plays-himself-in-bunch-different-roles-paul-lyndetype-character-john-hodgman
i-dont-wish-to-brag-but-im-intelligent-john-hodgman
when-good-friend-gives-you-his-her-book-you-dont-want-to-read-it-because-youre-afraid-that-its-not-going-be-what-you-hope-it-can-be-john-hodgman
im-not-sure-if-that-answers-question-i-have-absolutely-no-problem-with-any-major-world-religion-on-earth-john-hodgman
a-lot-media-that-that-i-want-to-consume-i-dont-want-to-have-to-own-forever-ever-its-not-like-real-estate-john-hodgman
most-people-presume-my-mustache-is-not-real-because-its-much-darker-than-my-regular-hair-john-hodgman
specificity-is-soul-narrative-john-hodgman
i-am-not-internet-superstar-i-am-ironically-perhaps-most-old-media-superstar-all-time-my-fame-is-due-to-broadcast-television-john-hodgman
any-time-you-try-to-create-internet-meme-automatic-fail-thats-like-worst-thing-you-can-do-john-hodgman
i-am-not-internet-superstar-john-hodgman
you-are-only-pretentious-if-you-are-not-sincere-john-hodgman
i-think-for-foreseeable-future-truth-is-going-to-be-awful-funny-all-at-same-time-john-hodgman
my-biggest-superhero-writing-is-jorge-luis-borges-argentine-fabulist-hes-amazingly-perceptive-writer-but-also-willing-to-make-joke-john-hodgman
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