Johnny Vegas Quotes

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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. -Johnny Vegas
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. -Johnny Vegas
We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. -Johnny Vegas
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. -Johnny Vegas
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. -Johnny Vegas
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. -Johnny Vegas
You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. -Johnny Vegas
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. -Johnny Vegas
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. -Johnny Vegas
I use very few muscles at the best of times. -Johnny Vegas
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. -Johnny Vegas
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. -Johnny Vegas
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. -Johnny Vegas
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. -Johnny Vegas
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. -Johnny Vegas
I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. -Johnny Vegas
You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. -Johnny Vegas
Class still matters in Britain today. -Johnny Vegas
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! -Johnny Vegas
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. -Johnny Vegas
It can be tough as a jobbing actor. -Johnny Vegas
There's a domino effect with certain things you say. -Johnny Vegas
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. -Johnny Vegas
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. -Johnny Vegas
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. -Johnny Vegas
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. -Johnny Vegas
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