Johnny Vegas Quotes

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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. -Johnny Vegas
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. -Johnny Vegas
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. -Johnny Vegas
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You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. -Johnny Vegas
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. -Johnny Vegas
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. -Johnny Vegas
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You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. -Johnny Vegas
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I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. -Johnny Vegas
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. -Johnny Vegas
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I use very few muscles at the best of times. -Johnny Vegas
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. -Johnny Vegas
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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. -Johnny Vegas
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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. -Johnny Vegas
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. -Johnny Vegas
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I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. -Johnny Vegas
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I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. -Johnny Vegas
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You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. -Johnny Vegas
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Class still matters in Britain today. -Johnny Vegas
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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! -Johnny Vegas
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. -Johnny Vegas
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It can be tough as a jobbing actor. -Johnny Vegas
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There's a domino effect with certain things you say. -Johnny Vegas
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I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. -Johnny Vegas
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Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. -Johnny Vegas
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. -Johnny Vegas
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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. -Johnny Vegas
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